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Season 2  "Clarkson Doesn't Kill a Dog"  2x10

Aired 16 years ago - Jul 20, 2003

REVIEWS: TVR T350C • Overfinch Range Rover • Cadillac Sixteen • Volkswagen Phaeton CHALLENGE: Land Rover reliability challenge The Volkswagen Phaeton is tested; a car designed to compete with Mercedes and BMW. Richard drives the TVR T350c... alongside a Harrier Jump Jet. The Stig takes the TVR and the Noble around the track to see which is the faster car, after Richard and Jeremy can't separate them using the ancient art of Top Trumps. James drives the enormous Cadillac Sixteen prototype; Jeremy drives the Range Rover 580s which has been tuned by Overfinch, and Britain's fastest disabled driver. Alan Davies is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

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Oh, this feels good.
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It hasn't lost the lairiness but it's just been to anger management.
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sitting next to me, clearing his throat.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 4
Turbo-charged... This has a proper straight six configuration. It's a race car.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 5
A magnificent start! He's gone!
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 6
It's dangerous! Look at that, oversteer.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 7
Loser, loser, loser, loser, loser!
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 8
TRADITIONAL AUSTRIAN WALTZ PLAYS
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 9
I've tried to get VW to tell me what these parameters are, but they've only given me one.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 10
Push this button, and a panel slides down and acts as a radiator.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 11
There's more too.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 12
It went up to a smooth and totally stable 201 miles an hour.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 13
The Bentley Continental GT. The most anticipated car for decades.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 14
Want to guess? 200!
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 15
We like the shape? Yup. Interior? Yup. Ashtray action.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 16
For the last two series, it's glued-in hair from Europe.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 17
Is there a Cavalier thing running through the stand-up?
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 18
He looks across and there's four blokes in a Cavalier going,
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The minibus is going, achump, chiggum, chiggum.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 21
"Imagine I'm a passer-by.
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Who would you like to beat on the board? Where do you want to be? Michael Gambon did a wet lap.
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That is a 13.5-litre V16 - 16 cylinders.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 27
And this is a 1000 horsepower car.
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Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 29
It needs one on the front or back. That's huge - 13.5?
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 30
We found the drivers and a converted Porsche 911, and we had a track...
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 31
"You did that on purpose," - that's what he's going to say.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 32
The results - they are as follows. In sixth place...
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 33
It's priced at £45,000,
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 34
And they've fiddled with the gearbox.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 35
2,000 rpm and...
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 36
It's a giggle, but you've got no real say in the direction of travel.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 37
The normal Range Rover is a very good car,
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 38
Iooking a bit slow, it must be said.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 39
Land Rover said, "We're building it properly. "
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 40
It won't go up and down. Oh, dear!
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 41
Watch this!
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 42
We thought Jay Kay would sit on top of our celebrity board for ever.
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 43
If you have any opinions about the show, do keep them to yourselves!
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Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 2
It hasn't lost the lairiness but it's just been to anger management.
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Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 3
sitting next to me, clearing his throat.
#3
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 4
Turbo-charged... This has a proper straight six configuration. It's a race car.
#4
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 5
A magnificent start! He's gone!
#5
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 6
It's dangerous! Look at that, oversteer.
#6
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 7
Loser, loser, loser, loser, loser!
#7
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 8
TRADITIONAL AUSTRIAN WALTZ PLAYS
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Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 9
I've tried to get VW to tell me what these parameters are, but they've only given me one.
#9
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 10
Push this button, and a panel slides down and acts as a radiator.
#10
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 11
There's more too.
#11
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 12
It went up to a smooth and totally stable 201 miles an hour.
#12
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 13
The Bentley Continental GT. The most anticipated car for decades.
#13
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 14
Want to guess? 200!
#14
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 15
We like the shape? Yup. Interior? Yup. Ashtray action.
#15
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For the last two series, it's glued-in hair from Europe.
#16
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Is there a Cavalier thing running through the stand-up?
#17
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He looks across and there's four blokes in a Cavalier going,
#18
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The minibus is going, achump, chiggum, chiggum.
#20
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 21
"Imagine I'm a passer-by.
#21
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Who would you like to beat on the board? Where do you want to be? Michael Gambon did a wet lap.
#22
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That is a 13.5-litre V16 - 16 cylinders.
#26
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And this is a 1000 horsepower car.
#27
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It needs one on the front or back. That's huge - 13.5?
#29
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 30
We found the drivers and a converted Porsche 911, and we had a track...
#30
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 31
"You did that on purpose," - that's what he's going to say.
#31
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 32
The results - they are as follows. In sixth place...
#32
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 33
It's priced at £45,000,
#33
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 34
And they've fiddled with the gearbox.
#34
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2,000 rpm and...
#35
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 36
It's a giggle, but you've got no real say in the direction of travel.
#36
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 37
The normal Range Rover is a very good car,
#37
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 38
Iooking a bit slow, it must be said.
#38
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 39
Land Rover said, "We're building it properly. "
#39
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 40
It won't go up and down. Oh, dear!
#40
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 41
Watch this!
#41
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 42
We thought Jay Kay would sit on top of our celebrity board for ever.
#42
Recap of Top Gear Season 2 Episode 10 (S02E10) - 43
If you have any opinions about the show, do keep them to yourselves!
#43
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