S1 E8
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Network
Comedy Central
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Season 1  "To Friend a Predator"  1x8

Aired 13 years ago - May 25, 2011

When the guys try "To Catch a Predator", a local child molester, he turns out to be the coolest guy they ever met.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
did, uh, bieberhole69 send you one of--
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
dodging full grown male penises.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
- and that is why we're bringing down bieberhole69.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
little picture of you right there.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
- let's bust this butthole surfer.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
- don't write that. listen.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
[computer chimes] - i got him.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
call the cops, take a picture for the paper,
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- yo, you know what?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
- [laughs]
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
- that? oh, that's just a real gun.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
[whooshing]
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
'cause you were there selling goggles--
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
but i knock on the wrong door and i meet you fellas.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
- yeah, he balls. - he balls, big time.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
- gross. - hey, you guys.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
and i'm seeing some booty sweat.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
- so where are you girls living at nowadays?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
only this time, it's much more doper.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
oh, yeah, we're might have something
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
- * 'cause watching you is driving me insane *
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
- appreciate it, toph, but gotta check one thing for--
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
- wait, uh, schools?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
can you give us a second, please?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
you take everyone else's swagger. you hound it.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
- all we're saying is that
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
- that's a great idea. - i'm not gay, dude.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
- these what? - maybe that.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
- tight butthole. - tight butthole.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
i stabbed him, like, 35 times in the face
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
get back to the old superman cave.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
hey, who's that chick right there?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
- so, uh, how do you guys know each other?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
it was called soft... pitch.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
- no, you didn't tell us that. - no?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
[phone continues ringing]
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
- civil rights?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
to a ten-year-old boy?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
i will quickly get busy in that foam pit
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
- hey. - hey.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
and looking for an adult relationship
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
where did he go?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
- okay, well, maybe you guys are too good
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
- body shot, still died.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
we gotta end this.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
and that's it for me. i'll retire after that happens.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
- oh, hey, jillian. what's up, girl?
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
- um, yeah, he's in jail.
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
what's even weirder is that he has his webcam on
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
- look, i already called the police.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
dodging full grown male penises.
#2
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
- and that is why we're bringing down bieberhole69.
#3
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
little picture of you right there.
#4
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
- let's bust this butthole surfer.
#5
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
- don't write that. listen.
#6
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
[computer chimes] - i got him.
#7
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
call the cops, take a picture for the paper,
#8
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- yo, you know what?
#9
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
- [laughs]
#10
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
- that? oh, that's just a real gun.
#11
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
[whooshing]
#12
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
'cause you were there selling goggles--
#13
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
but i knock on the wrong door and i meet you fellas.
#14
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
- yeah, he balls. - he balls, big time.
#15
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
- gross. - hey, you guys.
#16
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
and i'm seeing some booty sweat.
#17
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
- so where are you girls living at nowadays?
#18
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
only this time, it's much more doper.
#19
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
oh, yeah, we're might have something
#20
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
- * 'cause watching you is driving me insane *
#21
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
- appreciate it, toph, but gotta check one thing for--
#22
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
- wait, uh, schools?
#23
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
can you give us a second, please?
#24
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
you take everyone else's swagger. you hound it.
#25
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
- all we're saying is that
#26
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
- that's a great idea. - i'm not gay, dude.
#27
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
- these what? - maybe that.
#28
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
- tight butthole. - tight butthole.
#29
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
i stabbed him, like, 35 times in the face
#30
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
get back to the old superman cave.
#31
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
hey, who's that chick right there?
#32
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
- so, uh, how do you guys know each other?
#33
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
it was called soft... pitch.
#34
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
- no, you didn't tell us that. - no?
#35
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
[phone continues ringing]
#36
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
- civil rights?
#37
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
to a ten-year-old boy?
#38
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
i will quickly get busy in that foam pit
#39
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
- hey. - hey.
#40
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
and looking for an adult relationship
#41
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
where did he go?
#42
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
- okay, well, maybe you guys are too good
#43
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
- body shot, still died.
#44
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
we gotta end this.
#45
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
and that's it for me. i'll retire after that happens.
#46
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
- oh, hey, jillian. what's up, girl?
#47
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
- um, yeah, he's in jail.
#48
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
what's even weirder is that he has his webcam on
#49
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
- look, i already called the police.
#50