Status
Ended
Network
Comedy Central
SEASON
EPISODE

Comedy

DESCRIPTION

The misadventures of three recent college dropouts, roommates, and co-workers at a telemarketing company and their drug dealer.

Season 1

Aired 12 years ago - Jun 08, 2011

When the CEO of TelAmeriCorp arrives to liquidate the company, it's up to the guys to change his mind and save the day.

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What a cool ass boss.
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'Cause we met each other earlier, do you remember?
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These three psychopaths almost killed me.
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- Mm, looking good. - Finish chewing.
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So you do.
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I'm not gonna fire you.
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So I'm just gonna leave this here.
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Smother her to heaven?
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- Um. - Are you serious, Adam?
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Yes, it's a bathroom.
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Are you ready to kill someone dead?
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- Stop pointing it at me! - 10,000 little cash money.
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or my head at least. - Stop it.
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- I said 9,000. - Relax.
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I did that once after seeing the movie the program.
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- You'll kill me? - N--
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- I call shotgun! - Now we're holding the cards.
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All right, well, it is settled.
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Keep it.
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Whoo-hoo-hooo!
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- Okay. - You know what?
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You could just cruise past ice cream parlors
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We can work with that.
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Come on, man. Let me in.
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We planned that, we were waiting for you to come in.
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- Shh, stop. - Ahh!
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- Looking good. - That I understand.
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All right, let's do it. Let's do it.
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What? They're just blanks.
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I was wondering if I could fire off the gun during sex.
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But don't tell me I don't look exactly like Jason Statham.
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Captain Jack sparrow. Cool.
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But word on the street is that you're in love
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"Life is an adventure, live it till you die."
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♪ I'ma give you something real, shorty ♪
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♪ give it to you like I should ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Yes, I did. - You saw me out there with her.
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he was going to lunch with you idiots.
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Hey, how are you?
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very own Blake, Anders, and Adam.
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As of tomorrow, Telamericorp is officially...
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This is my gift to you. Wow, dude.
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No, not from us. You brought that on yourself.
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I think I might have a plan.
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I'm gonna dive in the way and pretend to get shot.
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Well, it went straight to his voice mail,
Aired 12 years ago - Jun 01, 2011

Blake and Anders' world turns upside down when they lose Adam to a super-rich MILF.

Aired 12 years ago - May 25, 2011

When the guys try "To Catch a Predator", a local child molester, he turns out to be the coolest guy they ever met.

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did, uh, bieberhole69 send you one of--
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dodging full grown male penises.
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- and that is why we're bringing down bieberhole69.
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little picture of you right there.
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- let's bust this butthole surfer.
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- don't write that. listen.
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[computer chimes] - i got him.
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call the cops, take a picture for the paper,
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- yo, you know what?
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- [laughs]
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- that? oh, that's just a real gun.
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[whooshing]
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'cause you were there selling goggles--
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but i knock on the wrong door and i meet you fellas.
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- yeah, he balls. - he balls, big time.
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- gross. - hey, you guys.
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and i'm seeing some booty sweat.
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- so where are you girls living at nowadays?
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only this time, it's much more doper.
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oh, yeah, we're might have something
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- * 'cause watching you is driving me insane *
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- appreciate it, toph, but gotta check one thing for--
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- wait, uh, schools?
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can you give us a second, please?
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you take everyone else's swagger. you hound it.
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- all we're saying is that
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- that's a great idea. - i'm not gay, dude.
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- these what? - maybe that.
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- tight butthole. - tight butthole.
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i stabbed him, like, 35 times in the face
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get back to the old superman cave.
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hey, who's that chick right there?
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- so, uh, how do you guys know each other?
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it was called soft... pitch.
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- no, you didn't tell us that. - no?
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[phone continues ringing]
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- civil rights?
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to a ten-year-old boy?
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i will quickly get busy in that foam pit
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- hey. - hey.
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and looking for an adult relationship
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where did he go?
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- okay, well, maybe you guys are too good
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- body shot, still died.
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we gotta end this.
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and that's it for me. i'll retire after that happens.
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- oh, hey, jillian. what's up, girl?
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- um, yeah, he's in jail.
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what's even weirder is that he has his webcam on
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- look, i already called the police.
Aired 12 years ago - May 18, 2011

The guys try to keep Jillian from a business function by setting her up on a blind date, but their plan goes awry when she has to be rescued from an Insane Clown Posse concert.

Aired 12 years ago - May 11, 2011

The guys go on strike for better benefits when Alice doesn't buy their observance of a phony holiday called Half-Christmas.

Aired 12 years ago - May 04, 2011

Things go badly when the guys hit a DUI checkpoint after drinking with the boss's brother.

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WHATEVER. - GIVE ME THAT.
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- YEAH, UH, THIS IS MY BROTHER BRADLEY.
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- IT'S DAVID. - DAVID.
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IN THE FREEZER.
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- YOU'RE 35 AND ALONE. I RUN TRAIN ON CHICKS LIKE YOU.
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WE HAVE TWO WORKING TOILETS. - THAT'S NOT VERY LOSER, IS IT?
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- OKAY, LISTEN TO ME, BRADLEY IS MY BROTHER
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WITH MY GRAPE-NUTS.
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TASTE OF ITALY NIGHT FOR BRADLEY.
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- WE'LL GET PIZZA. NOBODY WANTS THE PANINI PRESS.
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OH. OH. OH! HOW DOES THAT SOUND, DUDE?
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- THIS TOTALLY BEATS HANGING OUT WITH ALICE.
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- A CAB? - YEAH.
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WHERE'S YOUR SELF-WORTH? AT LEAST RUN FOR THE GOVERNATOR.
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- BOUGHT A 12'ER YESTERDAY.
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- I'M NOT PAYING FOR A CAB, MAN.
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- WOW. YOU'D THINK HE'D HAVE A GIANT HEART UNDER THERE,
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WE GOT OURSELVES A REGULAR BEER MACGRUBER HERE.
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LIKE, I'M ALWAYS KIDDING AND YOU'LL KID RIGHT BACK AT ME.
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AFTER I LEAK THIS PHOTO?
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[whistles]
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HEY, THANKS A LOT. COOL. HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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[hip-hop music]
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WITH A CASE OF DIET SHASTA?
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I'M DRUNK DRIVING. - TWO BEERS.
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WHO'S SMOKING IT? - I'M SMOKING A JOINT.
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- IT'S ACTUALLY NOT AS GAY AS IT--OKAY.
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- [groaning]
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[police radio chatter]
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THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE RAP FOR US.
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- YEAH. - THAT'S SMART.
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THAT SOMEONE WROTE "RAPE" ON THE SIDE OF.
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- THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT TOTALLY ONBOARD RIGHT NOW
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LOOK HOW WONKY IT IS! IT'S WONKY!
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- IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE GOT THIS HANDLED.
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- WHERE WOULD THEY PUT A SUPER OLD VOLVO?
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- IT'S A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT A DUDE WHO GOES TO SPACE
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[dog barking]
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- WHAT? HOW? - OH, YOU SAID "BAD."
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- * WE'RE BANGING ALIENS TONIGHT *
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- YOU GUYS REALIZE YOU PARKED IN A CLEARLY MARKED
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GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. REAL CLOSE BUDDY OF MINE.
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OKEYDOKE. - HEY. HELLO.
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Y'ALL BROKE IN HERE TO STEAL THIS TURD?
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- YEAH. THAT'S WHAT WE WERE GOING FOR.
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OBAMA CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY LIGHTSABER.
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THIS VEHICLE IS PART OF A POLICE INVESTIGATION!
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- DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK HERE!
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I PROMISE I WILL FIND YOU, BITCHES!
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THINKING OF HOW SHE'S GOING TO FIRE US.
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 27, 2011

The guys' loyalties to each other are put to the test when they compete for a rumored promotion at work.

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- YES, SIR. WELL SAID.
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IS HIS DISRESPECT FOR WOMEN, YOU KNOW?
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THANK GOD I'M ADAM AND I LOVE WOMEN.
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- OH, AND, ALICE, IT'S...
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- FOR YOU? NO.
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- [sighs]
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RIGHT. THEY LOOK GOOD, HUH?
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- ADAM, I DON'T WANT THAT STUPID PROMOTION.
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- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, JILLIAN.
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- MAN, I LOVE HIM. * FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *
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SO DERS IS DOING ACTUAL WORK, HUH?
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- YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA BE A MUCH COOLER BOSS THAN HIM.
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- YEAH, WELL, I'M A PUSHOVER.
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I GOT THIS LUNCHTIME SPINNING CLASS
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- ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO HANDLE THE SCANDAL, BLAKE.
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- GREETINGS AND WELCOME.
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- THANK YOU. ENJOY.
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IT'S A MALFUNCTION.
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NIGHTS, WEEKENDS. I'LL LAUGH ALL SUNDAY LONG.
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YOU WANT TO TAKE A GUESS?
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- YEAH, REMEMBER? BECAUSE YOUR NIPPLES WERE TALKING.
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YOU'RE MESSING WITH MY JOB.
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- WHAT?
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RIGHT, ADAM?
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- YES. THIS STUPID PROMOTION'S GONNA COST US OUR BEST FRIEND.
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- NO. WE'LL BLOW OUR INTERVIEWS.
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- ACTUALLY, UH, I'M NOT REALLY COOL
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TO BE... TO BE A BOSS AROUND HERE,
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- THIS IS AWESOME.
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- I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
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THIS IS JUST... I WANT TO SAVOR THIS.
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IT'S CALLED THE LONG CON, OKAY?
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.
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STARTING TOMORROW.
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- 20 MINUTES LATE.
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THAT MEANS I HAVE JURISDICTION OVER THE HAVE-NOTS,
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FOR YOU GUYS TO DO TODAY.
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- COME ON. I WANT TO HEAR IT.
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YOU SEE THESE GUYS JUST SLAVING AWAY?
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UM, LOOK, TO CELEBRATE TODAY
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IT'S DECADENT AND MOIST ENOUGH, SO...
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UH, FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO SEE THE CHEF FACE TO FACE.
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OKAY, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SEND OVER THE HOUSE SOMALIAN.
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I FEEL TERRIFIC. I LOOK GREAT.
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GET ON MY COATTAILS.
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DO YOU EVEN KNOW KARATE?
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- NO, NO, NO.
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Aired 12 years ago - Apr 20, 2011

The guys camp out at the office while their house is fumigated, but the giddiness of their drug-fueled slumber party turns into paranoia when they think the company is being burglarized.

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 13, 2011

The guys will stop at nothing to get tickets to a sold-out basketball game, even if it means being dunked in a horchata tank and seeing a grown man's penis.

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Ha ha. Actually, we can't because we ran out of beers.
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You know the deal. Beer it up.
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[stomps foot] go patriots. Right?
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All you got to do is make us.
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Dudes, we were being jerks.
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That you guys used to live here.
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- Ah! Wha-wha! - Ah. Whoo!
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- And stay out! - Oho ho ho!
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We saw 2 fast 2 furious together.
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Let's talk, uh, let's talk clippers.
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As a squad. Oh, we can take my escalade.
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Uh, I'm sorry, the puke is kind of burning my eyes.
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- I'll see you. - All right, see you later.
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Gosh. We have to get tickets to that clippers game, man.
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Uh, double dare, family double dare,
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Guys, there's no way montez is going to help us out.
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Blake! Let's go! [honking horn]
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I'm going to give them a...
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Get real physical with them.
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You're so scary. You know that, right?
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[man speaking spanish]
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Oh. No, no, no. This is not what I thought it was.
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Hey, hey, como te llamas?
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That's against the rules. Okay.
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Dude, who cares? I'm trying to ride in an escalade.
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Montez, that mustache is looking good, dude.
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First of all, I do hope you enjoyed your son's.
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No. I will be buried in this coat, sir.
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Consider it done. Cats sat.
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For a sega genesis.
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Who I truly care about on some real levels,
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Classic? Shark tooth? I don't know.
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And there was a lot of screaming and running and I just...
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- Really? - Yeah.
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And restored order to the universe.
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So we just got to make one quick stop.
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Oh, thanks. You look really good too.
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[hip-hop music]
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Chelsey's with me.
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Get my pistol!
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It's not every day you get a second chance at third love.
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Or if we even see the game... maybe we won't...
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It might last longer."
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Okay. Sure. All righty.
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 06, 2011

When the guys have to pass a drug test at work, they only have one choice: bribe middle school kids for clean urine.