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Season 1  "We Be Ballin'"  1x2

Aired 13 years ago - Apr 13, 2011

The guys will stop at nothing to get tickets to a sold-out basketball game, even if it means being dunked in a horchata tank and seeing a grown man's penis.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
Ha ha. Actually, we can't because we ran out of beers.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
You know the deal. Beer it up.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
[stomps foot] go patriots. Right?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
All you got to do is make us.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
Dudes, we were being jerks.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
That you guys used to live here.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
- Ah! Wha-wha! - Ah. Whoo!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
- And stay out! - Oho ho ho!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
We saw 2 fast 2 furious together.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
Let's talk, uh, let's talk clippers.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
As a squad. Oh, we can take my escalade.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
Uh, I'm sorry, the puke is kind of burning my eyes.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
- I'll see you. - All right, see you later.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Gosh. We have to get tickets to that clippers game, man.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
Uh, double dare, family double dare,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
Guys, there's no way montez is going to help us out.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
Blake! Let's go! [honking horn]
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
I'm going to give them a...
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Get real physical with them.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
You're so scary. You know that, right?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
[man speaking spanish]
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
Oh. No, no, no. This is not what I thought it was.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
Hey, hey, como te llamas?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
That's against the rules. Okay.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
Dude, who cares? I'm trying to ride in an escalade.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Montez, that mustache is looking good, dude.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
First of all, I do hope you enjoyed your son's.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
No. I will be buried in this coat, sir.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
Consider it done. Cats sat.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
For a sega genesis.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
Who I truly care about on some real levels,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
Classic? Shark tooth? I don't know.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
And there was a lot of screaming and running and I just...
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
- Really? - Yeah.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
And restored order to the universe.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
So we just got to make one quick stop.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
Oh, thanks. You look really good too.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
[hip-hop music]
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
Chelsey's with me.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
Get my pistol!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
It's not every day you get a second chance at third love.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
Or if we even see the game... maybe we won't...
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
It might last longer."
 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
Okay. Sure. All righty.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
You know the deal. Beer it up.
#2 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
[stomps foot] go patriots. Right?
#3 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
All you got to do is make us.
#4 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
Dudes, we were being jerks.
#5 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
That you guys used to live here.
#6 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
- Ah! Wha-wha! - Ah. Whoo!
#7 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
- And stay out! - Oho ho ho!
#8 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
We saw 2 fast 2 furious together.
#9 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
Let's talk, uh, let's talk clippers.
#10 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
As a squad. Oh, we can take my escalade.
#11 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
Uh, I'm sorry, the puke is kind of burning my eyes.
#12 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
- I'll see you. - All right, see you later.
#13 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Gosh. We have to get tickets to that clippers game, man.
#14 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
Uh, double dare, family double dare,
#15 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
Guys, there's no way montez is going to help us out.
#16 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
Blake! Let's go! [honking horn]
#17 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
I'm going to give them a...
#18 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Get real physical with them.
#19 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
You're so scary. You know that, right?
#20 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21 #21 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
[man speaking spanish]
#22 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
Oh. No, no, no. This is not what I thought it was.
#23 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
Hey, hey, como te llamas?
#24 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25 #25 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
That's against the rules. Okay.
#26 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27 #27 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
Dude, who cares? I'm trying to ride in an escalade.
#28 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Montez, that mustache is looking good, dude.
#29 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
First of all, I do hope you enjoyed your son's.
#30 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
No. I will be buried in this coat, sir.
#31 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
Consider it done. Cats sat.
#32 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
For a sega genesis.
#33 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
Who I truly care about on some real levels,
#34 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35 #35 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36 #36 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
Classic? Shark tooth? I don't know.
#37 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
And there was a lot of screaming and running and I just...
#38 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
- Really? - Yeah.
#39 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
And restored order to the universe.
#40 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
So we just got to make one quick stop.
#41 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
Oh, thanks. You look really good too.
#42 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
[hip-hop music]
#43 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
Chelsey's with me.
#44 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45 #45 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
Get my pistol!
#46 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
It's not every day you get a second chance at third love.
#47 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
Or if we even see the game... maybe we won't...
#48 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
It might last longer."
#49 Recap of Workaholics Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
Okay. Sure. All righty.
#50