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Season 9  "Palmdale, Ech"  9x19

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 19, 2012

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 1
I hear you. Unfortunately, I can't do that with my mom.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 2
She's sweet, shy and charming.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 3
He gave her a swing tip.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 4
Okay, guess I shouldn't mention golf during dinner.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 5
Do not say that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 6
Man, I used to be a lot better at this.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 7
I don't know. I mean, I love her and all,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 8
I mean, plus, there's some serious stuff to consider.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 9
That's what your mom said.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 10
Could have been just leg.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 11
Hi. Nice to meet you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 12
for quantity over quality.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 13
I'm not sure that would be the smartest move.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 14
Well, actually, some of the same old died,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 16
at the Santa Monica Pier, then go for a walk on the beach.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 17
Thanks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 18
Well, it wasn't Mary Poppins.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 19
So what are you gonna do now?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 20
Well, that would be our first consultation.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 22
But I understand the concept.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 25
Yeah, I saw. She's like a ninja mom.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 26
if we put them in the same room together.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 27
And if they did, it might give us a break.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 28
with the back of my head right now.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 30
A two-mom dinner?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 31
Oral sex.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 33
I'll give you guys a ride.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 34
is press this button, and our app will tell you
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 35
See this little clock?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 36
since the last time you called me to have dinner.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 37
Uh, but things are more serious between us now,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 38
I do know, but you'll like her.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 39
Palmdale, ech.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 40
Sure you gave me the right address?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 41
But we're on Amy Lane.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 43
(whispering): Just like you and Alan in the car.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 44
Charming.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 45
I hope this is it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 46
Hang on. Excuse us.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 47
Yeah. Walden! Don't go!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 48
Why don't I get this?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 49
Lyndsey, will you take me to get a tramp stamp?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 50
Evelyn says there's a place right down the street

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 2
She's sweet, shy and charming.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 3
He gave her a swing tip.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 4
Okay, guess I shouldn't mention golf during dinner.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 5
Do not say that.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 6
Man, I used to be a lot better at this.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 7
I don't know. I mean, I love her and all,
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 8
I mean, plus, there's some serious stuff to consider.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 9
That's what your mom said.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 10
Could have been just leg.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 11
Hi. Nice to meet you.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 12
for quantity over quality.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 13
I'm not sure that would be the smartest move.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 14
Well, actually, some of the same old died,
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 16
at the Santa Monica Pier, then go for a walk on the beach.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 17
Thanks.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 18
Well, it wasn't Mary Poppins.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 19
So what are you gonna do now?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 20
Well, that would be our first consultation.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 22
But I understand the concept.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 25
Yeah, I saw. She's like a ninja mom.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 26
if we put them in the same room together.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 27
And if they did, it might give us a break.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 28
with the back of my head right now.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 30
A two-mom dinner?
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 31
Oral sex.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 33
I'll give you guys a ride.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 34
is press this button, and our app will tell you
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 35
See this little clock?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 36
since the last time you called me to have dinner.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 37
Uh, but things are more serious between us now,
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 38
I do know, but you'll like her.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 39
Palmdale, ech.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 40
Sure you gave me the right address?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 41
But we're on Amy Lane.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 43
(whispering): Just like you and Alan in the car.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 44
Charming.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 45
I hope this is it.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 46
Hang on. Excuse us.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 47
Yeah. Walden! Don't go!
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 48
Why don't I get this?
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 49
Lyndsey, will you take me to get a tramp stamp?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 (S09E19) - 50
Evelyn says there's a place right down the street
#50