An ensemble workplace comedy about a group of underdogs trying to find their place in the world, set on the Friday night flight from LAX to Vegas and the returning flight on Sunday, who all share the same goal: to come back a winner in the casino of life.
Aired 2 months ago - Mar 27, 2018
At Bernard's fabulous Bible-themed birthday party, Ronnie is jealous when Colin flirts with a woman who looks a lot like his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Nichole tries to prevent her mom from discovering that she's a stripper.
Yes. It's what Piper would have wanted.
So, let me guess.
I wasn't allowed to wear dresses growing up
Cute. We're good. Thank you.
Tonight, he's all about the honey.
take break dancing classes at the "Y."
If I look surprised, it's
because I didn't think
It's just, I'm... It's so unexpected.
- We should probably get going.
- Oh, no, hold on a second.
Your mother is terrifying.
For my birthday, I usually
just go to a hotel room
We need one more big spectacle
I think that Ronnie-Colin ship has sailed.
Hey, the Virgin Mary?
Ah. It's a beautiful name.
they're also for men who
want to be comfortable.
Not my brunch club, not my champagne club.
Bryan, do you want to go get
your feet washed in public?
Uh, I had a professor who changed my life.
- I'm a professor.
Dude, look around, there
are chicks everywhere,
I'm going to go enjoy myself.
My daughter is not just
some plaything, okay?
So I see what you're
doing, and I don't like it.
I'm a Brit in America.
at an angel, uh, in, uh, is
it, what, devil's clothing?
I think she's actually
the magician's assistant.
Thanks. I just, I ha...
I have to talk to Colin
I've got to do one quick thing.
That whole look and that vibe
you got drunk with a woman like that,
Ugh! I can't believe you messed that up.
I'd like to take her to a steak dinner.
But I have to be honest,
I have my own boyfriend
who's here... somewhere.
Do you not know how to fill an ark?
No. Baby Jesus.
Well, I have more history with Ronnie.
The new Dave sees the
emptiness of cheap sex
But it was wrong of me to take
my frustrations out on you,
And it's you.
Oh. Gross. Anyway, uh,
So, just so glad that
it's out in the open now.
you were keeping something from me.
Aired 2 months ago - Mar 20, 2018
When the flight is overbooked, the crew must find a way to get passengers to give up their seats without using force. Nichole makes a killing selling snacks while the flight is on hold, Artem argues with an unexpected seatmate and Ronnie's new love interest buys a ticket for her flight so they can spend more time together.
So what are you doing here?
Hey, that's weird. Uh, what are you doing?
Like, I have to work an extra turn
Captain Steve is on the
flight, and he's very bitter.
I identified the problem,
If you find yourself in
Vegas on a Friday night,
Kiss some hands and shake some babies.
You see, Bern, if you stretch
Why don't you sit down and go
back to your... Doobie Brothers,
This is all foam.
Of course after 8 days of no erections
you ran your weird face into my fist.
and 20 minutes to high-five all my fans.
I have my own problems, Bernard.
If you want to stop the fight,
be my guest and stop the fight.
but as my protégé, you are in charge.
that Captain Dave will win this fight.
Steffi Graf, Angela Merkel, Sade?
You already won.
So you were the villain
in an '80s ski movie?
Well, actually, it may solve quite a lot.
This is the Vegas airport medical office.
I have some fun pokey things,
and some fun scrape-y things...
Okay. Jab, cross, slip.
He will, if we make it
a rule. Like in pool.
Ten to one Dave wins in
a knockout. Are you in?
I've spent every day since that flight
Steve is gonna murder Dave.
No-no-no, you're not
going nowhere. Open mouth.
so we have to change the
betting line immediately.
How's that, champ?
I shouldn't even be talking.
Big deal. I've punched hundreds of them.
It's cheap and you'd have to
completely abandon your dignity.
- Am I?
- Go get 'em.
- From Dallas.
Foreigners don't count.
Aired 2 months ago - Mar 13, 2018
Ronnie is evicted from her apartment and kicked out of Bernard's, so Captain Dave invites her to stay with him in a community of airline workers. Colin is flustered by his bad student reviews, so Nichole and Bernard sit in on his class to give him pointers, and Artem tracks down Dave to collect a debt.
I'll come to your class and rip you apart.
You know what? I don't
have it on me or near me.
Of all the Tetons, they have the grandest.
This is the whole list.
Anything else I should know?
Hands off, I have Hep C!
So we mutually agreed to part ways.
and on layovers, Jackpot
puts us up in a hotel anyway.
I'm inviting you to stay with me
- Thank you for staying, Alex.
Come on, this is a
compliment sandwich situation,
and up for the challenge.
Hey, you know what, I'm
actually not parked in this lot.
And that little honey right there
Parking Lot B is a
trailer aviation community.
who accidentally killed a man last summer.
but around here, she's known as
our chief vibe officer.
this-this all seems
really, uh, interesting,
Mernine's making a corned beef for dinner.
to "airplane mode."
So get up here, pretend it's your class,
And I don't doubt your
ability to command an audience.
The ten-dollar girls
believe in themselves enough
Say it! Say "I'm a $20 stripper!"
you picked up timing the...
And you did make out with both of them.
It's a garden... it grows back.
You sold this place like it was a paradise
Captain David, you lied to me!
I told you, we live off the grid.
C'mon Artem. I'll get your
money to you in a few days.
Okay, this one you can blame on me.
My theremin-ing hand...
I think it's broken.
I think it's time for you to leave.
And when supply drops...
Captain Dave gave me a greeting card
I guess I got a little out of control.
Aired 2 months ago - Mar 06, 2018
When Colin gets served with divorce papers, Captain Dave tries to cheer him up with a guys' night out that includes Alan, Artem and Bernard. Meanwhile, Nichole brings Ronnie on an interesting double date.
Me? No. I swear.
You should get a lawyer who will...
I have the same problem because
of the weird hours, right?
I have the perfect face shape
for a braid.
slap me right across the face.
and on a bender,
you marry your tattoo artist.
I mean, we promised we'd be
civil to each other, you know?
A night out with your boys
to blow off some steam.
it's on me to take you out
for a guys night.
Hey, I want in on this night with men,
It's on autopilot.
the guys are like, "Why
isn't she stripping?"
who'd be perfect for you,
so I'm gonna see if he's around.
- All right.
- All the homies are here.
I got the Spin Doctors'
"Two Princes" all cued up.
They have the hottest show in Vegas.
I only knew the cup-and-balls one.
Their tall guy talks;
ours doesn't. Okay?
You sure about these guys?
Oh, I didn't know. Wait. Okay.
then take a helicopter ride
over the Strip.
- Oh, yeah.
- "Crazy in Love."
That's your problem, Alan...
you don't anticipate.
No, what does it mean for the plane?
Sit in the captain's seat.
♪ Princes kneel before you ♪
♪ Want to buy me flowers ♪
Tell me how you do
the coin-in-the-box trick.
Oh, good. Cards.
turns out a bit of nonsense
was exactly what I needed.
Too many. Actually,
I'm in the midst of a cull.
Friends that almost boned
in the bathroom.
you're left kind of amazed
that somebody so beautiful
None of us have talked
for, like, 20 minutes.
I made a joke my dad would like.
Uh, yeah. It's probably rougher for
the two women my date set on fire.
You throw in jean shorts
and a Raiders jersey,
Well, if it ends the date,
I'm fine with it.
She's on a terrible date
with a magician.
Okay. I'm gonna do it.
Slide, slide, slide,
slide, slide, slide!
Yep. Also the owner of this
whole loud, cocaine-y place.
You should let me make you breakfast.
Then Vegas threw a bunch
of money at me to open one here.
You want to go someplace better
than this and grab a drink?
Aired 3 months ago - Feb 27, 2018
While dealing with a personal dental emergency, Ronnie must turn to an unlikely source for help. Meanwhile, Colin attempts to train Captain Dave for a fight he has scheduled with Captain Steve, and Artem and Nichole start collecting bets on which pilot will win.
Oh, I'm sorry for your losses.
Every time I try to do something
for myself, something comes up.
Ronnie, we have a problem.
"We"? I've already done my part.
Hey there, passengers.
I'm gonna go do my rounds.
Oh, I am so glad you asked.
Sorry, we're going to be doing
beverage service indefinitely.
and that is something.*
Make way, I'm a captain.
You don't know.
Barring any weather delays.
Oh, no, this is worse than I suspected.
Ronnie. What are you gonna do
about this Steve-Dave thing?
I'm sorry, but I cannot always be fixing
Hey, I have a strong feeling
That's why the little black book is yours.
that breathes, and doesn't skimp on style.
until a scrappy ski
instructor beat me in that race
Colin, will you please talk some sense
Let's do it then.
Oh, this is like a little airport hospital.
Don't worry, I got my
own dental emergency kit.
The panda or penguin?
That's okay. We'll go again.
And besides, they moved my
book club to Tuesday nights,
Just tell me, right or
left, and then I'll move.
Oh, yeah. We're calling it
"PILOT PUMMEL I: The Rematch."
$250 on Steve.
You shouldn't be settling your differences
I'm not meeting with
the Jackpot Review Board.
until the cement is dry, okay?
Yes. I need you. This is not my department.
It's gonna be, like, 20
minutes. No moving, no talking.
thousands of dollars of bets on Steve.
Why don't we take a short break?
Right, nobody is handling anything.
Punch, punch! Whoo!
Wait, you carry sand around in your pocket?
Stop! That is enough.
Uh... well, um...
Aired 3 months ago - Feb 06, 2018
When Captain Dave offends the cleaning crew, he and Bernard have to find the stinky "present" they left behind. Meanwhile, Ronnie and Colin are on a hunt of their own to find his son's lost yellow teddy bear, and Artem teaches Nichole how to play poker.
It wasn't a great weekend. Last night,
- But, uh...
- Oh, my God,
I can taste it.
Have we checked if anyone brought on...
Uh, the contents of
this briefcase need to be
I left Nate's Yellow Bear,
and he's very attached to it.
and have him direct it toward you.
that finally got through to them.
The bartender didn't even card me.
It requires intuition,
Just like Sheldon on that
Big Bang Bazinga show.
so I guess I will go see
Cirque du Soleil with Artem.
I have to go and find it.
Perhaps we should be quite
quick about this, then.
Stuffed animals only breed
and he's a former Olympic gymnast
you picked a great day to come.
Maybe, but they just did a pickup,
No, I don't want it contained, Bernard.
It literally could have been anyone.
I will not let these candles
give their lives in vain.
if you need face creams,
lotions, suspicious vibrators.
and today I bring Nichole. She's my pupil.
Doesn't this belong to people?
Well, we can check in the back.
No. "Oh, my God," this
is gonna take forever.
- Okay, I fold.
Hey, was Nate's bear hollowed out
We should be using all
this stuff to help us.
I can be the leader this airline needs.
Do you want to talk about it?
I live for those beautiful 11 eyes.
Come on, just one more game. All right?
- A-Annette, that's,
Several better places.
No, honey, you're sherbet.
Aired 4 months ago - Jan 23, 2018
Ronnie recognizes that a regular passenger appears to be cheating on his wife and considers whether or not she should expose him. Captain Dave falls for an air traffic controller, but has trouble asking her out. Meanwhile, passengers get a little
carried away when Jackpot Airlines installs credit card swipers to charge for just about everything on board.
Once you get to Vegas, feel
free to buzz my tower and say hi.
A pilot dating an air traffic controller?
but I'm swiping my credit
card and my seat won't recline.
I'll pay $50 for a drinks cart
to block my view of those two.
They make you pay now
just to recline your seat.
that would've been a good thing, right?
"I spend most of my time in the
clouds, but you are real angel."
kicked off the plane for
watching La La Land.
Well, it's just a likability issue.
I'm trying to help her.
If it's a time bomb,
it wouldn't have a fuse.
"But when that flying love baby hits you,
This is Jackpot
You don't have to answer
right now, just think about it.
You don't have to answer
right now, just think about it.
Or maybe she had earbuds
in and didn't even hear me.
to where they first had sex,
Vacations, fancy dinners.
I feel terrible that that happened to you,
Fine. God, I liked you better when you kept
Vegas approach, Jackpot 529, level 15,000.
Oh, my God. We've lost
comm with Jackpot 529.
I know that it's not really
my place to say anything,
Oh. No, yeah.
It just happened.
and so grateful to know the truth,
of my personal business, okay?
Please don't tell my dad
I strip at Grapefruits.
It's a note for you to give to sober me,
So, I guess it's time to sign off?
There's a bar in terminal
"C" next to the noodle place
Copy that. And prepare for landing.
Thank you. Thank you for flying Jackpot.
that you have this unique
insight into our lives?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
of "mind your own business,"
but that woman you accosted,
I really wish you didn't just poke me.
Wait, you're an air marshal?
It does occur to me:
Aired 4 months ago - Jan 16, 2018
In Captain Dave’s absence, his rival, Captain Steve, is assigned to cover the flight’s route. Meanwhile, Artem and Nichole help Colin plan his son’s birthday party.
Good-looking pair. You got names?
Internet catalog model.
I'm comfortable anywhere.
I say... the sky.
Not that I'd know... I've
never broken anything.
Great. That's embarrassing.
Well, yeah, clearly.
They're both very shady.
Now, there's a puppy playpen,
Show some respect.
I don't understand. What
is your problem with him?
Oh, Dave. Nobody wanted to see
your Magic Mike routine.
I can't do a push-up,
but my wrist is fine.
Like when Nicole Kidman does TV.
We can't let that happen. We're a team.
Your exact words were, "Gay, right?"
Not available in the States.
He's got a catalog model to go home to.
Oh, thank God you answered. Ronnie,
It's a disaster.
Ronnie says you need help throwing party
Let's just say, for a
minute, we actually considered
- Shut up. Like who?
- You'd be surprised.
such remarkable failures.
Can you believe that?
that Stranger Things kid
nailed a paparazzo with his scooter.
So, tomorrow is going to be lit!
and of course the party
I paid $400 to get back
to exactly where I started.
Before you answer,
consider my bedroom eyes.
We can't just go around
besmirching Steve's reputation.
could I take international,
and they were on board.
No. You should be cool with
it because I was the guy
to help you move this?" But I didn't.
- Next to the stage...
- This is Staci.
And this is Micki. She's,
like, an animal trainer.
Wait, you still don't
have a place for the party?
to have customers on our laps for a change.
That's really nice. I think.
head over to Caesars for
Pascal the Magnificent.
Oh. Captain Dave. Something
I can help you with?
Aired 4 months ago - Jan 09, 2018
The flight crew must manage the passengers' unease after they realize they have a corpse onboard. Plus, Captain Dave struggles to land the plane.
I'm just, I'm in a weird
mood. I had a date last night.
I'm sure you had a good
reason for not going.
Personal hero? Latinos.
They've been through so mucho.
She can take it. She beat super gonorrhea.
You are the spurned rendezvous.
That's not an explanation.
That's a clue on Dateline.
There was flirting and chemistry
and... suggestive emojis.
Uh... Shalom, guys.
Well, we're always
looking for girls like you.
Go to Madame Kitty's Ranch off the 6.
And you know who's never been on that list?
Damn it, Alan, no one
cares about Star Trek.
Like that chick?
- You lack couth.
- I have a buttload of couth!
Hi. Um, I think my button's broken.
but I do have something I think will help.
if your roommate dies, you get straight A's
that a dead seatmate
- This is the back of the plane.
- What are you doing back here?
Do you know my first
thought when I saw he's dead?
is why you should always
turn off your cell phones.
- You look bummed.
but upon every moment which he lives.
No, you cannot trick me, little policeman.
I can suppress anything, but
even I'm reaching my limit here.
I asked Bernard for help,
but he just reminded me
Tell me. Or I'll tell
everyone what happened
into the state championship game.
The point is, the same thing's
happening to me right now.
Look, Colin, we're just too different.
about all of this?
I quit the team, transferred schools,
Oh, God, the pressure.
I can't land this train!
in a quiet corner, burdening no one.
So come, let us all celebrate
♪ Hava nagila... ♪
Aired 4 months ago - Jan 02, 2018
The series premiere introduces the shoestring budget airline crew and its eccentric passengers who, every weekend, take the roundtrip flight from Los Angeles to Las Vegas with one goal in mind: to come back a winner. It won't be easy, but this
unlikely group of miscreants and dreamers will eventually go from being strangers on a plane to a supportive, if unconventional, family—well, at least from Friday to Sunday.
And I can hire some sexy dancing ladies.
- Thank you.
- Um... Oh.
All right, gentlemen,
it's time to get high.
Ronnie, I haven't taken orders
Good afternoon, everyone.
This is your captain and friend.
Okay, I saw you talking
to the British invasion before.
But, oh, they keep getting killed.
at a low-quality price, go to
Ernie's Steakhouse off the Strip.
I'm a stripper. Kelly's a stripper.
Oh, that's so romantic.
and strip and party, but then
force you into prostitution.
I did not take this job to be stuck
on the same stupid route forever.
I want to speak French or Italian,
I didn't even say
congratulations for wedding.
The first time I see wife,
it was like Cupid hit me.
I'm sorry. So he can what?
Seems like you're doing fine
But only 'cause I'm concerned about
You're just so incompetent,
they die on your watch.
Can I write that off as a home office?
Oh, actually, we might.
Are you ordained?
you know these planes fly themselves.
Okay, TED Talk,
what would you have done?
Damn it. Yes.
Why are you complimenting me?
Never touch that with your hand!
- Wait, the chapel is a gun range.
Hey. How'd you do this weekend?
So I say, "Booboo, I'm a pilot."
And besides, this job
is not all that bad.
Yeah. We're married.
Isn't he lucky?
and then reappear in Jerusalem.
No need. I get it.
But you're not nice.
You're just another guy
time in cycle, and which pocket
you keep your cell phone.
That is a terrifying trick.
Just taking a walk.
How come I can't bond
with some 21-year-old bros
Now I'll just settle
for one decent story.