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Continuing
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Fridays 12:00 AM on Netflix
SEASON
EPISODE

Comedy, Horror

DESCRIPTION

They're ordinary husband and wife realtors until she undergoes a dramatic change that sends them down a road of death and destruction. In a good way.

Season 1

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it might be too late.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.

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I'll say. So, what does this one mean?
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What are you doing here?
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God, that rhythm really gets in your head.
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- You seem a little manic, honey. - Well, I feel really manic.
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This is the only picture I could find of him.
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- Are you okay? - It was pretty weird.
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Check this out.
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from knowing that she's a vicious killing machine.
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- I think he's just taking the day off. - Interesting.
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- Whoa. - Yeah.
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- Can you just do it? - Yeah, I don't give a shit.
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Ooh!
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Will you be my friend?
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- But this is a lie. - It's not a lie, it's a trick.
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I mean, I once saw you running after an ice cream truck.
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"While I'm gone, I'm gonna need you to kill someone for me."
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We're fucked!
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were having an affair, and I found out and killed him.
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Dan keeps arresting him and he keeps getting off.
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Honey, would you mind running out and grabbing that sign for us?
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I had a thought. Maybe we can make this work for us.
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Oh, my goodness. However will it resolve?
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when I go to... shop for dinner, so I'll go by myself.
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- you smell like coconuts. - I just think that if you love someone,
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But you just lied to protect me so I wouldn't get hurt,
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Luckily, it fit the character so it looked like a strong acting choice.
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So how are we gonna get the body from his apartment back to our freezer?
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Then we won't carry it.
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Wait here, I'll be right back.
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by Southern California's largest condominium developer?
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Yeah. I want that.
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- No. I got a snake in my room. - That's neat.
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There goes your security deposit.
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But if I did bite him, will he become like me?
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I was gonna say I feel like you're Batman and Robin,
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Mostly.
Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

Sheila inspires her friends and insults the principal. Joel bonds with Abby, and Dan makes a damning discovery while spraying for ants.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

Sheila's tummy is growling and Joel needs to find her someone tasty ASAP. Meanwhile, Abby embraces her inner badass and helps out a friend in need.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

The Hammonds try to live their new truth, Abby comes to a hard realization when browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to an expensive meal.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 03, 2017

Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.