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Season 1  "So Then a Bat or a Monkey"  1x1

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 03, 2017

Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.

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- Just trying not to kill civilians, Dan. - [baby coos]
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- [Abby] Yes, Mom. - I'm just checking.
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[telephone rings]
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Oh, you're yelling at me.
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- Well, actually both. - [laughs]
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Great idea. I could run you up to that Cape Cod on Barnhill.
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New skylights really open it up, don't you think?
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Do not ask me again how long it's gonna be.
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I'm okay with you smoking pot.
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- Much better, thank you. - Oh, these are for you.
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[house door opens, closes]
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No, the facts are they fired you, then hired me.
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I'm gonna get this one.
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I'm fine.
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Whatever this is, we need to talk to someone because we are not experts.
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- Um, have you eaten anyone? - No.
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Well... she is dead...
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I mean, we're the real so-called zombies, aren't we?
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What a beautiful afternoon.
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[car engine revving]
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we found a football in our backyard, we thought it might be his.
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We threw it back over the fence.
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That's sad, I feel bad Eric has a crappy stepdad.
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[up-tempo music playing]
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Where's your mom?
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[all laughing]
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Sweetheart, you bought a car, and now you're grinding on the neighbors,
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- Sheila? - Then maybe you should go.
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You don't wanna get into a fight because you're afraid you might lose.
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Joel, come back.
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Huh?
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for, like, a really long... Oh, it's you.
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This one's cheaper.
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Checked out a Dumpster behind Chili's.
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And I don't say anything to your lame husband.
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