People of Earth

Ozzie and Father Doug have a night out; Gina holds a coming out event for the members of StarCrossed; Jeff makes a connection with a stranger in an online chat room.

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They will guide you in sharing your alien experience with your loved ones.

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in a kind of, you know, optional way.

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Guys, no passes, okay?

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No, that's great.

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The Renaissance.

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Mother says that we should spend more time together, so...

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I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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You said we were going to church.

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You said there'd be an open bar here.

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Man: Come on, ref, where's the yellow card? What, are you blind?!

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No, no. I'm playing hookey.

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Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal!

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Now, I want everyone to remember that this is a safe place...

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brought you here to tell you that I was snatched...

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Mine wasn't the same as Kelly's.

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So...

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I got this one. I got this one.

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that you were so desperate for attention.

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- Unbelievable! - ... to support each other here, guys.

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Could you just maybe pick one?

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No, you know, I think you're doing really great.

#25

Oh, what's wrong with big fat alien dick...

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Is this because you think I stole your experience?

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- Why, is it bothering you? - No.

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Hey, hey!

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Oh, I thought I might get some adult education.

#30

You want to see where it happened?

#31

Hey, what's Operation Mongoose?

#32

Did you ever hear of a little band called Tonto's Expanding Headband?

#33

So? Priests can't be in Latin jazz funk bands?

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Oh, well, John's an easy name to remember, so...

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whether she wants to come here or not.

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Okay, John, that's enough.

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I'm gonna go wait in the car, Dad.

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Today, I was supposed to tell my mom that...

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I've heard worse in confession.

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I've done a bunch of stupid stuff when I was sober.

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No, Doug, give me my phone back.

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Ozzie, my mother calls me "Father."

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We both left lives behind.

#46

You're right, you're right.

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The first time, they stole my ovaries,

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[Cellphone rings]

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