People of Earth

Ozzie has a significant breakthrough; Jeff and Jonathan Walsh square off before the impending invasion; the members of StarCrossed struggle to find meaning after the group's break-up.

Drop me off at Gina's house.

He's about to murder two subjects...

not the crap we were doing in group,

Wait... what?

I drank too much, I lost my practice, I moved here and...

when we're at our most emotionally vulnerable.

[Crickets chirping]

I'm sorry, Gina, this is ridiculous.

Why'd I stop drinking this?

And, uh, and my, my mother is dying...

Some stupid job or the people you love?

The Main Station's almost here.

Jeff?

and when he is home,

It's okay, Chelsea.

because that's the way you're gonna be...

Jeff, I know about you and Kurt, okay?

This is the door.

I'm looking for a good, uh, quinoa.

God, I need condoms, cigarettes,

Louis, I gotta say this one's on you, first of all.

- Where is he? Ozzie! - Ozzie!

All right, I'll be there.

You know what? I meant it when I said I'm out.

Call me if you need comprehensive coverage.

I mean, this kind of thing happens all the time, right?

She's with that Walsh guy that used to be Ozzie's boss.

I win.

- GINA: Where are you? - We're in a corridor.

There's a girl, she's wearing a softball jersey,

- Do you have a picture? - Uh, yeah.

[Eerie music]

Docking.

Welcome, Commanders!

Ozzie leaves Beacon hoping to return to a normal life; Chelsea goes on the road with Operation Mongoose; the members of StarCrossed contemplate an uncertain future.

You've got a new job at The New York Times.

Hey, Mom, do you know where my Social Security card

That's easy for you to say. You got to divorce him.

I'm fine, thank you.

In Schenectady.

It's happening.

Life insurance? Nope.

Gina: It's been an eventful couple of weeks.

- Okay, great. - Hi guys.

Oh. Um, right, okay. Um...

Don?

Uh, can we talk by the milk station?

Who am I gonna tell? I went rogue.

[Laughs]

another time and place that's not so rushed?

Sounds murder-y. I like it.

She left, but it stayed.

_

What do you mean, you can't answer it? It's a yes or no question.

Family meeting? We never have those.

is one of our first songs we ever wrote together.

He's, um, from Iceland. He's really sweet,

Do you have something that you'd like to share with Kelly?

is to connect with people who share a common experience.

Can you let us explain? Believe me, we know.

We almost hit a deer at one point.

so we got you a grape soda

The worst 48 hours of my life.

And the guilt tore us apart.

it was just that I was suppressing the memories of this divorce.

Yeah, uh, here's the thing.

All right? All of the trauma that I was going through

It's-it's beside the point.

Ozzie, why didn't you tell us?

Kurt, actually.

Yes, I suppose we were.

I came here to join this group for support.

Why would she think that?

Okay, um, well, it is getting late tonight.

I thought maybe you'd like to see this.

I still think it is.

You know, uh, Nancy seemed pretty shaken up.

Ozzie makes a surprising confession during an interview; Father Doug has an experience; Jeff is determined to find Kurt's killer.

You ripped my suit!

You know, I didn't... I didn't feel great about it.

How has your belief in aliens

Well, StarCrossed is in Beacon, so I just assumed...

No.

No, it's not.

That's... really not necessary.

You can kiss that goodbye.

You're not going near the knitting corner, are you?

Recently had a lifelong dream die, and I'm thinking about

I'm not upset, I-I guess it's more like, um...

I told you, I was sick.

Yes. Yeah, I think like a woman.

Hello?

I... I love your enthusiasm.

You can talk about anything that you want here.

I didn't, until your interview today.

I'm gonna ask you to begin tonight.

Why do you keep using my name, Yvonne?

what it is that we want to do, okay?

But... but you know what?

all right, 'cause I don't want them thinking, you know...

Excuse me, sir?

I'm sure I'll be back soon.

- No, high pollen count today. - All right.

You and Yvonne were dating?

One day, a guy's just got to wake up

- My experience? - With the aliens.

- Mm. - Oh, yeah. I've been there.

- Okay, it's like Ennis. - Ah.

I believe...

Sorry, Father Doug.

- That's not canon. - It was like a driving...

- Okay, I don't care how... - That's not aliens.

Maybe let's take it one step at a time.

I wish I wasn't one of us.

my friend Kurt.

What? No, no, no, like a... it felt like a canister.

please keep that out of the official report, Officer?

Hello?

I thought I'd end my career with a bang.

It sounds like you and Kurt were very close.

who rocked my gypsy soul,

- ... at humanity. - What? No.

Gerry says goodbye to StarCrossed as he readies for his own long-awaited experience; Jonathan Walsh shares game changing information with Ozzie; Don and Kelly go on a date.

Check.

A-and while I'm here, um,

You did?

Hi, this is Ozzie Graham.

You've got a problem. They want you to get a donut.

You're the only one I trust to keep it out of the wrong hands.

Hey, Ron! Safety first, okay?

I'm guessing you don't wanna talk about azaleas.

Yeah, Jonathan, I would like the truth.

You're gonna expose me and...

as most people call it.

Hey, who do I have to to get some "brusketta" over here?

- Hey, Yvonne. - Hey.

I had the whole place booby-trapped

driving around on the investigation?

I won't keep you.

You look so familiar.

- They're so good. - Yeah.

Ahhhhh. It's gone.

No, he wouldn't... Thank you.

We warned you once. You didn't handle it.

Just... get it done.

Yeah. I promise.

Because this thing between you and me has to end.

Ozzie, do you believe in karma?

doing real work again.

Maybe I should get going.

You could say that.

It's a red light.

I did? I-I'm sorry.

but then... the nausea kinda gave way to...

Good night.

and if he ended up dead now, it would look awfully suspicious.

If I don't enter a code every 12 hours,

You made me not be scared. You're my friend.

Enjoy living among the humans

Ozzie and Father Doug have a night out; Gina holds a coming out event for the members of StarCrossed; Jeff makes a connection with a stranger in an online chat room.

Bunch a piece of garbage.

They will guide you in sharing your alien experience with your loved ones.

in a kind of, you know, optional way.

Guys, no passes, okay?

No, that's great.

The Renaissance.

Mother says that we should spend more time together, so...

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

You said we were going to church.

You said there'd be an open bar here.

Man: Come on, ref, where's the yellow card? What, are you blind?!

No, no. I'm playing hookey.

Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal!

Now, I want everyone to remember that this is a safe place...

brought you here to tell you that I was snatched...

Mine wasn't the same as Kelly's.

So...

I got this one. I got this one.

that you were so desperate for attention.

- Unbelievable! - ... to support each other here, guys.

Could you just maybe pick one?

No, you know, I think you're doing really great.

Oh, what's wrong with big fat alien dick...

Is this because you think I stole your experience?

- Why, is it bothering you? - No.

Hey, hey!

Oh, I thought I might get some adult education.

You want to see where it happened?

Hey, what's Operation Mongoose?

Did you ever hear of a little band called Tonto's Expanding Headband?

So? Priests can't be in Latin jazz funk bands?

Oh, well, John's an easy name to remember, so...

whether she wants to come here or not.

Okay, John, that's enough.

I'm gonna go wait in the car, Dad.

Today, I was supposed to tell my mom that...

I've heard worse in confession.

I've done a bunch of stupid stuff when I was sober.

No, Doug, give me my phone back.

Ozzie, my mother calls me "Father."

We both left lives behind.

You're right, you're right.

The first time, they stole my ovaries,

[Cellphone rings]

Unexplainable visions and hallucinations have Ozzie thinking he's losing his mind; Chelsea and Father Doug connect through Bible study; Kelly continues to struggle with relationships.

Well, that's great.

Is that blasphemous?

You know, Chelsea, we are...

I don't think a neti pot is gonna work for a thyroid condition.

- Aaaaaaaaah... - I don't want to pressure you,

Yeah, he seemed nice.

Body parts...

I'll get the neti.

Dude, I think Ennis is right.

Maybe... can we not be so free with the word "tumor"?

that is not dressed exactly like me.

I'll be right out here when you're done.

John, I forgot I have a thing to do today.

Okay.

It doesn't make sense, because she's a virgin.

But who wants that kind of attention?

this little little opaque spot is a mass.

Commencing defragmentation.

- How you feelin'? - Gerry.

It's, a very uniform.

"What does it mean if I get a signal lost error?"

How did a piece of metal get stuck in my head?

I might need you to retrieve the chip,

I'm a slimy little bitch.

I mean, you somehow managed to steal the spotlight

just not super appropriate for that crowd.

It's just... it's a thing with me, okay? Sorry.

I don't know what that means.

- Ozzie's co-worker Nancy. - That's cool.

I'll tell him you dropped by.

it's what's called a tier 2 loan.

Our everyday life

even though she was still a virgin.

Ozzie's former boss, Jonathan Walsh, makes a surprising visit to Beacon; the origin of StarCrossed is revealed as Gina takes a trip down memory lane.

followed by lunch with the Met's artistic director at Per Se.

and I'm being taken away, screaming, "Noooo!"

Can I maybe just... stay here five more minutes?

I want you to stand up, and I want you to say it.

Give me your hand.

Who roasted hops for your homemade beer?

Ennis: What?

Any hiccups? Bumps?

hiding among their dominant species for two centuries,

As evidenced by Kurt's untimely death in the field.

and I know what'll get him out of Beacon.

John, you sound upset.

Ha ha.

Trust me. Without risk, there can be no reward.

- [Smooth jazz plays] - _

It's a train. My grandma gave it to me.

And look at the sky... it's so long!

No, they probably think I'm that dude from Hamilton.

I'm Ozzie's old boss.

I thought I was Ozzie's best friend.

Wow. I-I don't know what it is. I like that guy.

[Sighs]

[Engine starts]

It's my old boss.

Hmm, not bad.

Let's make sure he's not a thought leader in the community.

Can I just say how weird all of this is?

but I can tell you now.

So, you mean to tell me you bought the Beacon Gazette

Thank you, Jonathan!

What's his deal?

I think she said "bullshit."

♪ ♪

Do you know a lot about aliens?

I go wherever you go.

Ozzie helps Richard face his broken marriage; Yvonne and Gerry investigate a mysterious cover up; Jonathan Walsh delivers some upsetting news to Jeff and Don.

I'm your guy.

Wherever she is, I hope she knows

I'm looking for Richard Schultz.

It was a long time coming.

which is total gibberish, clearly.

Listen, I need you to go easy on Richard, okay?

and he needs to come to that in his own time.

- Hey, Gerry. Where were you? - Where was I?

- Whoa, what happened to your car? - I-I-I hit a raccoon.

Somewhere, um, out on Hawthorne Road.

You know, if you're worried, I...

Really? 'Cause it says we're going to the offices of Muñoz, Sherman, and Lane.

Here's a guy who was here. Now he's not.

Did you know he took you to the bank for your birthday

Ozzie, I can't believe it's come to this.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing out here?

How many different positions did you lay in before you figured that out?

Counsel for Mr. Schultz, are you ready to proceed?

- No. - Mr. Schultz.

that Reptilians' blood is acidic.

test all of the pens.

I probably will because I'm a lawyer.

Please.

yes, yes, I was scared.

I did.

Would you please, please just sign the papers already?

I cannot believe that you are still enabling this lunacy.

Hey, Gerry.

Yeah, well, here's the thing.

Richard. Come on. Richard!

I'm not actually his lawyer. I'm...

I'm trying to get him to face the truth.

I thought we were going to Jamaica,

He makes it seem like, you know, everything was fine

You are never gonna know what happened to you.

Richard, how are you feeling?

Trying to win over Ozzie, Gerry goes above and beyond what a good sponsor would do; Chelsea opens up to Father Doug about her marriage; tensions run high as Jeff, Don and Kurt prepare for the alien invasion.

You'll make the right choice. I know you.

- Hey. - Yeah?

Why don't we just focus in?

- I can't really describe how I felt. - You want to try?

And then the next thing I know, he was gone.

with a tall, pale, long-haired being that smelled vaguely of lavender.

Ozzie, um, what were you trying to do, uh, there?

StarCrossed is a place where we talk about our feelings.

Clearly, we're not all special.

It's not helpful to talk about lyrics.

- How do you know where I live? - I can also offer you a coffee.

and I can't get him on the subject.

Oh, hell yeah.

for addressing that whole Kelly/Chelsea thing.

From who? Is it from Lyle?

Okay, so clearly y'all have a beef over your cheating alien.

to describe your respective alien.

My hypothesis is that these two ladies

And he said, "What would you like me to do to you?"

Damn. If he was a therapist, I'd go.

All right, we're getting somewhere.

Time out.

I don't know if I want to be the guy who lives in a motel,

Okay.

Wait, Gerry. What do you mean, "handle it"?

for whatever went down between us.

and it would be a shame to see you throw your career away chasing Bigfoot.

Bring me my face. I need to think.

Hey, have you picked your sponsor yet?

Lies to you and leaves you the next morning.

may be highlighting some issues for you in your marriage?

But it's 10:45 at night.

It's an alien cover memory?

It's on a bit of an angle. Just a bit of an angle.

You with the beard... get on the ground.

He's an excellent listener.

I'm a political prisoner!

I wish I was kidding. I was actually flattered.

But then I think...

Things get weird for journalist Ozzie Graham after a suspicious car accident sends him searching for answers at StarCrossed, a support group for alien experiences.

Well,

Call any time!

You're very special.

that's an impressive desk.

Yeah, but why do these harmless weirdos believe in aliens?

No! Look, I am fine, all right?

Just get me one more draft of this.

Just... totally just swing by, and we can talk it out.

- efficient. - I got my research library there,

1962,

Well, what were you gonna say?

We could be like Han and Luke,

I keep seeing that sign in my dreams.

Ahh, this soil's so rich, man.

- That's nothing to be ashamed of. - I'm a temp.

Have you ever heard of something called the Internet?

I moved to this retirement community after my husband died.

I just got back from a

But this time it wasn't my ex-husband,

Hold on.

Many of my former bosses

It was like a futuristic bathroom in a ballpark.

You'll never believe what they said.

so I usually like to start these interviews

What would you say if I told you that car accidents involving animals

but I need to get back to the real world.

What happened after the accident?

I have been working with experiencers for almost six months.

And I'm trying to process that without s-screaming.

- They only get worse. - Come on, Gina!

How do you mistakenly turn a human-interest piece

Hey, in all fairness, you did call these people weirdos.

Let's all thank Father Doug

You know what? Just if anyone asks, StarCrossed is a division of AA.

I'm not really susceptible... Uh!

I'm not sure.

Why don't you get off our asses and go make us a couple sandwiches?

We'll rule them all soon anyway.

Hi.

I even got this crappy job next to a famous abduction site.