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Season 2  "L.I.P."  2x7

Aired 50 years ago - Oct 27, 1973

Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a nurse he was pursuing does not approve of the marriage between "a gook" and "one of us".

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
Maybe your paper is losing its hair.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
Doc, can I see you? It's about a patient outside.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
- [Baby Crying] - There he is. That's the patient.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
[Continues Crying]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
I had the cook marry us. He used to be an altar boy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
- That's why I came to you. - You couldn't just go home...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Oh, uh, well, I found the forms for enlisted men marrying L.I.P.'s, sir.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Uh, the plane with John Wayne didn't get here.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
They wanted to get married.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
- We'll do the jokes, Nurse. - Yes, Doctor.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
- Happy ending? - He got married.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
- Nice idea, this. - It's better than the movie.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
In that case, I may just teach you to play golf one day.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
you're a wallflower because you're such a rotten dancer.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
- That was step two. - What's step three?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
- You have any records to dance to? - No.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
I also got four officers to sign theJ-19 application...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
And The Thing That Ate the Bronx. I could see that every night.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
- A very serious, formal complaint. - What is it, Frank?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
You're nothing but a golf-playing figurehead.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
I want you to know that I agree with everything I've said.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
made my marriage a great union that will endure forever.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Why not? I know I smell great the way I am, but better wouldn't hurt.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
There you go, Frank. Write your heart out.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
Pierce, I've been assigned this Walker deal.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
This is wonder booze, the elixir of life.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
I wouldn't take him out for a $50 bill. That's highly irregular.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Huh? You think they're really crazy about us, right?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
a lot of wrong thinking in this man's army.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
Lieutenant... there's a baby.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Oh.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Your friendly neighborhood C.I.D. Man. That's a real picture.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
- The coq au vin was delicious. - Well, why not? Vintage chicken.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
- [Coughing] - How do you feel?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Or earmuffs, depending on the weather.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Pictures of me and the girls.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
A setup so I'd okay the Walker application.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
You're right. We don't have any pictures.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
What do I care if Walker marries some bimbo?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
- Here we are. - Plural at last.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
Boy, when you make a toast, you don't fool around.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
Doc, can I see you? It's about a patient outside.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
- [Baby Crying] - There he is. That's the patient.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
[Continues Crying]
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5 #5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
I had the cook marry us. He used to be an altar boy.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
- That's why I came to you. - You couldn't just go home...
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Oh, uh, well, I found the forms for enlisted men marrying L.I.P.'s, sir.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Uh, the plane with John Wayne didn't get here.
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
They wanted to get married.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
- We'll do the jokes, Nurse. - Yes, Doctor.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
- Happy ending? - He got married.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
- Nice idea, this. - It's better than the movie.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
In that case, I may just teach you to play golf one day.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
you're a wallflower because you're such a rotten dancer.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
- That was step two. - What's step three?
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
- You have any records to dance to? - No.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
I also got four officers to sign theJ-19 application...
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
And The Thing That Ate the Bronx. I could see that every night.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
- A very serious, formal complaint. - What is it, Frank?
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21 #21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
You're nothing but a golf-playing figurehead.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
I want you to know that I agree with everything I've said.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
made my marriage a great union that will endure forever.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25 #25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Why not? I know I smell great the way I am, but better wouldn't hurt.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
There you go, Frank. Write your heart out.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
Pierce, I've been assigned this Walker deal.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29 #29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
This is wonder booze, the elixir of life.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31 #31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
I wouldn't take him out for a $50 bill. That's highly irregular.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Huh? You think they're really crazy about us, right?
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
a lot of wrong thinking in this man's army.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35 #35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
Lieutenant... there's a baby.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Oh.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38 #38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Your friendly neighborhood C.I.D. Man. That's a real picture.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
- The coq au vin was delicious. - Well, why not? Vintage chicken.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41 #41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
- [Coughing] - How do you feel?
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Or earmuffs, depending on the weather.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Pictures of me and the girls.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
A setup so I'd okay the Walker application.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
You're right. We don't have any pictures.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
What do I care if Walker marries some bimbo?
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
- Here we are. - Plural at last.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
Boy, when you make a toast, you don't fool around.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50 #50