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How I Met Your Mother

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Season 9  "Unpause"  9x15

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 20, 2014

When Barney drinks too much, Ted and Robin take advantage of him and get him to reveal secrets he’s been hiding for years. Meanwhile, Marshall does everything he can to avoid fighting with Lily.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 1
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Why would we make fun of him for that?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 3
more than I want to get married!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 6
Screw tomorrow!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 7
Okay, we have to go to bed.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 8
me or you?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 9
We go big tonight.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 10
until after we're done having sex.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 12
James Brown at the Apollo.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 13
So... Barney will answer
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 14
everything he does, he does it for her.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 15
I got thrown out trying to stretch
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 16
What are you wearing?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 17
Those things didn't work, did they?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 18
The truth is...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 19
What are the least arousing things I can think of?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 20
♪ How your TMJ night guard smells in the morning ♪
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 21
♪ Bugs with boobs...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 22
Special dehydrated birds I get in Chinatown.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 23
I know that you always say
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 24
but it was a crapload.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 25
6,000 craploads.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 26
12 and a half percent tip.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 27
And so we did it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 28
With a French male model Henri.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 29
I've had sex in Ted's bed 14 times.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 30
You did it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 32
So, naturally, this was a pretty big moment for us.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 33
are two things you just don't pick up.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 34
But I had no idea how to break into the corporate world.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 35
Bro.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 37
I'll give you time to think about it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 38
Best job ever, right?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 39
Look, I love you, Lilypad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 40
Sorry, you lost your chance to talk about it
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 41
We are going to Italy!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 43
It all went down a few months after the wedding.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 44
could have applied,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 45
Peace out, loser.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 46
Because you are being
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 47
What if you had found success in San Francisco?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 49
...yes, there will be a ring bear-er.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 50
I love you, too.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 2
Why would we make fun of him for that?
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 3
more than I want to get married!
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 4 #4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 5 #5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 6
Screw tomorrow!
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 7
Okay, we have to go to bed.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 8
me or you?
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 9
We go big tonight.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 10
until after we're done having sex.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 12
James Brown at the Apollo.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 13
So... Barney will answer
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 14
everything he does, he does it for her.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 15
I got thrown out trying to stretch
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 16
What are you wearing?
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 17
Those things didn't work, did they?
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 18
The truth is...
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 19
What are the least arousing things I can think of?
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 20
♪ How your TMJ night guard smells in the morning ♪
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 21
♪ Bugs with boobs...
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 22
Special dehydrated birds I get in Chinatown.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 23
I know that you always say
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 24
but it was a crapload.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 25
6,000 craploads.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 26
12 and a half percent tip.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 27
And so we did it.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 28
With a French male model Henri.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 29
I've had sex in Ted's bed 14 times.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 30
You did it.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 31 #31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 32
So, naturally, this was a pretty big moment for us.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 33
are two things you just don't pick up.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 34
But I had no idea how to break into the corporate world.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 35
Bro.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 36 #36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 37
I'll give you time to think about it.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 38
Best job ever, right?
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 39
Look, I love you, Lilypad.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 40
Sorry, you lost your chance to talk about it
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 41
We are going to Italy!
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 43
It all went down a few months after the wedding.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 44
could have applied,
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 45
Peace out, loser.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 46
Because you are being
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 47
What if you had found success in San Francisco?
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 48 #48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 49
...yes, there will be a ring bear-er.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 50
I love you, too.
#50