S5 E15
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Season 5  "Rabbit or Duck"  5x15

Aired 14 years ago - Feb 08, 2010

When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 1
Read this one.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 2
I just can't hook up with a girl if there is a hotter girl
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 3
There's always a hotter girl.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 4
and I love my wife more and more every day.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 5
Wait, Robin, what exactly did Don say when he asked you out?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 6
Uh, of course he asked me out.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 7
I-I can't stop thinking about how much I hate him.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 8
constant, ego-shattering uncertainty.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 9
Marshall, Lily, arranged marriage me.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 10
Getting picked I'm good at.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 11
I pick the wrong girls, but you guys--
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 12
'cause I'll wear my nice blazer.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 13
it's hard to tell them apart.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 14
it's a duck.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 15
He's a rabbit."
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 16
Ducks are, like...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 17
Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck?!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 18
(shouting in native tongue)
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 19
Fine!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 20
Yes.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 21
And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 22
There is no place I would rather be...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 23
You're a hot lady bullfighter?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 24
and no one I would rather be...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 25
Well, hello...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 26
so I'll just get straight to the point.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 27
Very bad.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 28
It was something else entirely.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 29
There is no place I would rather be.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 30
(ringtone playing loudly)
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 32
for Marshall and Lily to find me a wife.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 33
I don't know what kind of architect!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 34
You want to marry my friend Ted?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 35
Gazer, Ta... Bazer?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 36
Nailed it!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 37
I'll duck out.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 38
Oh! Oh, God, Don, what the hell are you doing?!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 39
I only said that to get you to come over here.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 40
I'm recycling your old Architecture Weekly Magazines.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 41
Um, maybe we should call this whole thing off.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 42
Well, she's not getting any younger.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 43
She could be trapped in a giant bra!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 44
It almost doesn't matter who it is at this point.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 45
Hello, Ted.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 46
Oh, but Natalia, tell Ted the problem.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 47
for longer than six months without a work visa, so...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 48
Rabbit. Sorry, guys.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 49
Well, to answer that, we have to back up a little bit.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 50
I wonder how it got in there.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 2
I just can't hook up with a girl if there is a hotter girl
#2
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 3
There's always a hotter girl.
#3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 4
and I love my wife more and more every day.
#4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 5
Wait, Robin, what exactly did Don say when he asked you out?
#5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 6
Uh, of course he asked me out.
#6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 7
I-I can't stop thinking about how much I hate him.
#7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 8
constant, ego-shattering uncertainty.
#8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 9
Marshall, Lily, arranged marriage me.
#9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 10
Getting picked I'm good at.
#10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 11
I pick the wrong girls, but you guys--
#11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 12
'cause I'll wear my nice blazer.
#12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 13
it's hard to tell them apart.
#13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 14
it's a duck.
#14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 15
He's a rabbit."
#15
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 16
Ducks are, like...
#16
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 17
Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck?!
#17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 18
(shouting in native tongue)
#18
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 19
Fine!
#19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 20
Yes.
#20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 21
And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear?
#21
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 22
There is no place I would rather be...
#22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 23
You're a hot lady bullfighter?
#23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 24
and no one I would rather be...
#24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 25
Well, hello...
#25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 26
so I'll just get straight to the point.
#26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 27
Very bad.
#27
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 28
It was something else entirely.
#28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 29
There is no place I would rather be.
#29
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 30
(ringtone playing loudly)
#30
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for Marshall and Lily to find me a wife.
#32
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 33
I don't know what kind of architect!
#33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 34
You want to marry my friend Ted?
#34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 35
Gazer, Ta... Bazer?
#35
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Nailed it!
#36
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I'll duck out.
#37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 38
Oh! Oh, God, Don, what the hell are you doing?!
#38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 39
I only said that to get you to come over here.
#39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 40
I'm recycling your old Architecture Weekly Magazines.
#40
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 41
Um, maybe we should call this whole thing off.
#41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 42
Well, she's not getting any younger.
#42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 43
She could be trapped in a giant bra!
#43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 44
It almost doesn't matter who it is at this point.
#44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 45
Hello, Ted.
#45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 46
Oh, but Natalia, tell Ted the problem.
#46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 47
for longer than six months without a work visa, so...
#47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 48
Rabbit. Sorry, guys.
#48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 49
Well, to answer that, we have to back up a little bit.
#49
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 50
I wonder how it got in there.
#50