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Season 4  "As Fast as She Can"  4x23

Aired 14 years ago - May 11, 2009

Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 1
and you just looked so... sad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 2
I know I can come across pretty tough,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 3
No, it's not.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 4
A check so big
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 5
Is a big, fat check!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 6
...your very own curriculum
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 7
and when you need to,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 8
Okay, new topic.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 10
in Belgian beer for two days. No big.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 11
It said "Property of Minnesota State Trooper Jorgensen."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 12
if I'd have been going to a barbecue.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 13
MARSHALL: Mm-hmm. That is very hot.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 14
Challenge accep-- Wait for it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 15
Guy I went to private school with wants a new house built.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 16
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 17
So, we done here?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 18
Pretty girls don't get tickets.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 19
Oh.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 20
How did your lunch go with the rich guy?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 21
Specifically the laundry room.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 22
Steel chains will dangle from the ceiling
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 23
It's totally a murder house.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 24
One final concern: soundproofing.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 25
Yeah. Off the hook!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 27
That was my bad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 28
when you were with Stella, I know how much I missed her.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 29
I'm better off without her.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 30
Stella...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 31
I am very sorry, but I'm going to have to insist
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 32
but here goes.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 33
I forgot about Tony. I forgot about...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 34
that it was just shy of enough.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 35
It was good seeing you, Stella.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 36
Oh, you love him.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 38
I'm guessing something that explosive has to be registered
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 39
No. False. Did not happen.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 40
I swear on Goliath National Bank.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 41
Is there anything I can do to make this better?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 42
with the proper authorities.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 43
and bail me out.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 44
You'll pay for tolls, right?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 45
She's, uh, she's fine.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 46
I'll talk to Tony.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 47
Stella set up a new dermatology practice.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 48
Like, what... what is it?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 49
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 50
I keep waiting for it to happen and waiting for it to happen,

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 2
I know I can come across pretty tough,
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 3
No, it's not.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 4
A check so big
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 5
Is a big, fat check!
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 6
...your very own curriculum
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 7
and when you need to,
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 8
Okay, new topic.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 9 #9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 10
in Belgian beer for two days. No big.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 11
It said "Property of Minnesota State Trooper Jorgensen."
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 12
if I'd have been going to a barbecue.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 13
MARSHALL: Mm-hmm. That is very hot.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 14
Challenge accep-- Wait for it.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 15
Guy I went to private school with wants a new house built.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 16 #16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 17
So, we done here?
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 18
Pretty girls don't get tickets.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 19
Oh.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 20
How did your lunch go with the rich guy?
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 21
Specifically the laundry room.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 22
Steel chains will dangle from the ceiling
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 23
It's totally a murder house.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 24
One final concern: soundproofing.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 25
Yeah. Off the hook!
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 26 #26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 27
That was my bad.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 28
when you were with Stella, I know how much I missed her.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 29
I'm better off without her.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 30
Stella...
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 31
I am very sorry, but I'm going to have to insist
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 32
but here goes.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 33
I forgot about Tony. I forgot about...
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 34
that it was just shy of enough.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 35
It was good seeing you, Stella.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 36
Oh, you love him.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 37 #37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 38
I'm guessing something that explosive has to be registered
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 39
No. False. Did not happen.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 40
I swear on Goliath National Bank.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 41
Is there anything I can do to make this better?
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 42
with the proper authorities.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 43
and bail me out.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 44
You'll pay for tolls, right?
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 45
She's, uh, she's fine.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 46
I'll talk to Tony.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 47
Stella set up a new dermatology practice.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 48
Like, what... what is it?
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 49 #49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 23 (S04E23) - 50
I keep waiting for it to happen and waiting for it to happen,
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