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Season 4  "Measure Twice, Cut Once"  4x18

Aired 6 months ago - Mar 13, 2018

After Louis buys Kenny Rogers’ stake in Cattleman’s Ranch back, he starts to doubt his instincts as sole owner. Frustrated by his cautiousness, Jessica flies in Madam Xing to ease Louis’ anxiety, but that only stresses him out more – to the point of breaking a tooth. Marvin’s laughing gas finally helps Louis relax, but side effects of strange visions accompany his relief. Meanwhile, Evan gives up watching Regis and Kathie Lee for Lent, leading his older brothers to mess with his head.

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Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 1
The restaurant is our pelts.
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I can't wait till I'm reincarnated.
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Every time we die,
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 5
In my next life, I plan on achieving
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 6
It takes you a while, Louis, but you finally get there.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 7
She uses math. She has a CPA. She graduated from FSU.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 8
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 9
I sit 'cause I don't like having my back to the door
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Matthew? Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 11
Evan, cover your eyes and ears. We're gonna watch "Baywatch."
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 12
Ugh! I cannot take 40 days of this.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 13
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 14
and I appreciate you coming to apologize...
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 15
So, I had a quick cigar outside the terminal.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 16
Of course not. I used our credit card points.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 17
Jessica, can I have some ice water?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 18
she was right about Honey having a boy...
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 19
My first time to Florida.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 20
After you left, we turned on "Regis and Kathie Lee."
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 21
Because he didn't wear underwear.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 22
And you call yourself a student of religion.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 23
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 24
Something else is coming into focus.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 25
Yes. Now give me those nice hands.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 26
Decisive action. That's progress.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 27
No, she says there's a lot of sensation in that part.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 28
well, he was, you know, natural.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 29
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 30
And what's it gonna be like when my son and I
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 31
There might be something to this reincarnation stuff after all!
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 32
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Uh, I just can't give gas to people for the fun of it.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 35
I don't feel anything. Turn it higher.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 36
- Lunch? - I could eat.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 37
Ooh, does baby like the new humidifier?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 38
Honey and Marvin's white baby?!
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 39
I am not supposed to be here.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 40
Let's talk about this.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 41
You wanted people to not rush in and mull.
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As soon as I can walk, I'm coming for you.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 44
I wish she and Madame Xing had never gone to the beach.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 45
I would have lived instead of being eaten by the ocean.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 46
Or maybe they wouldn't. I don't know.
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Maybe in your next life,

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I can't wait till I'm reincarnated.
#2
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Every time we die,
#4
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In my next life, I plan on achieving
#5
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 6
It takes you a while, Louis, but you finally get there.
#6
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 7
She uses math. She has a CPA. She graduated from FSU.
#7
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I sit 'cause I don't like having my back to the door
#9
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Matthew? Aren't you supposed to be at work?
#10
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 11
Evan, cover your eyes and ears. We're gonna watch "Baywatch."
#11
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 12
Ugh! I cannot take 40 days of this.
#12
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and I appreciate you coming to apologize...
#14
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So, I had a quick cigar outside the terminal.
#15
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Of course not. I used our credit card points.
#16
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 17
Jessica, can I have some ice water?
#17
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 18
she was right about Honey having a boy...
#18
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 19
My first time to Florida.
#19
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After you left, we turned on "Regis and Kathie Lee."
#20
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 21
Because he didn't wear underwear.
#21
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And you call yourself a student of religion.
#22
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Something else is coming into focus.
#24
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Yes. Now give me those nice hands.
#25
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Decisive action. That's progress.
#26
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 27
No, she says there's a lot of sensation in that part.
#27
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 28
well, he was, you know, natural.
#28
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And what's it gonna be like when my son and I
#30
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There might be something to this reincarnation stuff after all!
#31
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Uh, I just can't give gas to people for the fun of it.
#34
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I don't feel anything. Turn it higher.
#35
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 36
- Lunch? - I could eat.
#36
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 37
Ooh, does baby like the new humidifier?
#37
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 38
Honey and Marvin's white baby?!
#38
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 39
I am not supposed to be here.
#39
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 40
Let's talk about this.
#40
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You wanted people to not rush in and mull.
#41
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As soon as I can walk, I'm coming for you.
#43
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I wish she and Madame Xing had never gone to the beach.
#44
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 4 Episode 18 (S04E18) - 45
I would have lived instead of being eaten by the ocean.
#45
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Or maybe they wouldn't. I don't know.
#46
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Maybe in your next life,
#50