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Season 3

Aired 20 days ago - May 09, 2017

Eddie looks forward to starting high school with his friends; Jessica considers moving the family to a new neighborhood; Louis gets the opportunity to expand Cattleman's Ranch with his new silent partner, Michael Bolton.

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Who are they?
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I'll tell ya. The right tool can make yard work a hoot.
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I can't wait to be a homeowner.
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She's gonna be P.O.'d.
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you boys need to be successful and lead good lives.
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I've thought of everything.
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I could just give you more C.L.C.
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[Voice breaking] to the glass of 1997.
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Sure.
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About you wanting to own your own house.
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Oh, my God. [Chuckles nervously]
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Do you know how many women would kill to hear me say that?
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in public summer school for free.
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Golf, squash, birding.
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Did I mention that 99% of our students
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We could send him into the stratosphere.
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Tell the family I'll see them in six months.
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We don't offer private school a la carte.
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We need letters of recommendation,
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with his chicken restaurants...
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I moved my whole family down here for this,
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But Jessica and I have a rule...
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How do you guys even know each other?
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Oh. No. Never mind.
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Who thinks this?
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I'm just showing Evan our life plans.
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Uh, Evan, I don't know if your mom mentioned this,
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[Notorious B.I.G.'s "Mo Money Mo Problems" plays]
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♪ Can't no PhD hold me down ♪
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You're an alumna of St. Orlando's, right?
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We pool our graduation money
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- What? - I took it home last night
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Which part, man?
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I think it would be a boon for the sweater industry.
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We rent a house in North Orlando,
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The hell?!
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and there is no way they could tie you back to Eddie.
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and I just signed?
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How could they reject him?
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St. Orlando's saw you as renters
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that there's some damage to the driveway
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You know they help indicate
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over and over.
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I'm just gonna go talk to him, young man to young man...
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You guys are too quick with that file.
Aired a month ago - May 02, 2017

Jessica is thrilled to hear Evan is interested in joining the debate team. Yet, when her protégé becomes so good that he beats her at her own game, she second guesses her worth. Meanwhile, Eddie and Emery team up to enter a comic book contest.

Aired a month ago - Apr 18, 2017

Upon learning that Tiger Woods is half Thai, Louis and Jessica get inspired to groom Eddie and Evan into becoming the next great Asian golf prodigies. Meanwhile, Emery is determined to publicize the fact that Tiger Woods is half Asian.

Aired 1 months ago - Apr 11, 2017

Louis worries Grandma's new motorized wheelchair gives her too much freedom, and makes it a point to keep a close eye on her. Meanwhile, Jessica fears that Emery's sentimental ways have turned him into a hoarder, and Eddie tries to hustle his way into Evan's already-successful side business.

Aired 1 months ago - Apr 04, 2017

When Jessica tries to sleep off a bad flu, Louis and the boys splurge on a pricey pay-per-view wrestling match that she would never allow. As they watch the match in silence, taking every precaution to ensure Jessica's recovery is not disturbed, they are shocked to learn that she was secretly having some fun of her own.

Aired 2 months ago - Mar 14, 2017

Louis plans a guys' weekend for he and Eddie, but is disappointed when he invites his buddies over for a sleepover instead. Unbeknownst to Louis, Eddie and his friends hide out in his room, trying beer for the first time. Meanwhile, Jessica, Emery, Evan, and Honey go on a road trip to Georgia to save a few dollars on a piece of furniture.

Aired 2 months ago - Mar 07, 2017

The Huangs host couples game night, and Louis works up the courage to confront Jessica about being a sore loser. Meanwhile, Emery and Evan help Eddie grieve the unexpected, sudden death of rapper Notorious B.I.G.

Aired 3 months ago - Feb 28, 2017

After her precious morning papaya goes missing and the dishwasher was used for its actual purpose rather than just a drying rack, Jessica automatically accuses Eddie as the culprit. Yet when a record store manager accuses him of stealing a CD, she realizes he has other motives for his actions. Meanwhile, Louis and Emery are bursting with excitement when a TV crew comes to shoot an infomercial at Cattleman’s Ranch. MORE -LESS

Aired 3 months ago - Feb 21, 2017

Jessica accidentally befriends Marvin's ex-wife, Sarah, and tries to help her and Honey settle their longstanding rift. Meanwhile, Louis and the boys are on a mission to determine Grandma's true age in hopes of surprising her with a new motorized wheelchair.

Aired 3 months ago - Feb 14, 2017

Jessica is disappointed to learn she is excluded from the Neighborhood Watch. But when Ann's son goes missing, Jessica proves that her independent security measures work. Meanwhile, Eddie sets the stage for the perfect first kiss with Alison.

Aired 3 months ago - Feb 07, 2017

Jessica is thrilled her sister Connie is taking the opportunity to go to college. But when she discovers that she wants to pursue an art degree, Jessica disagrees with Connie's passion for art and does not see how it would add any value to her or her family. Meanwhile, Marvin and Honey take Eddie, Emery, and Evan with them to visit a retirement home. MORE -LESS

Aired 4 months ago - Jan 18, 2017

On the eve of Chinese New Year, Jessica pushes the entire family to settle all debts, disputes, and grudges to ensure good fortune for the coming year. Meanwhile, Louis and Evan go on a wild goose chase to hunt down some hate mail.

Aired 4 months ago - Jan 17, 2017

Louis forgets to thank Jessica in his acceptance speech when he's named Small Businessman of the Year; and Eddie, Emery and Grandma start their own clothing line.

Aired 4 months ago - Jan 03, 2017

During Jessica’s U.S. citizenship interview, she reveals shocking details about her past that even Louis was not aware of. Meanwhile, Eddie, Emery and Evan have a day off from school and attempt to take the family minivan out for a joyride.

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Oh, we're not going to school today.
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Oh, maybe during the entire summer that they get off.
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How often do we get a day off of school
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This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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He does always banana my red shells.
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I only have 45 minutes and I will not go over.
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Ha! As if.
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Great, let's just wrap this up with the pledge of allegiance.
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You told me your first job was selling sandwiches at Orioles games.
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and I had to find a way to stay in this country,
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and Honey was giving me a tour of the teacher's lounge.
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That's why I started wearing contact lenses.
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Yeah, let's be honest.
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It was at that moment I realized
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I thought I knew everything about you.
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♪ It's just that gangster glare, with gangster raps ♪
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but sometimes you really feel me, dawg.
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and instead of stopping for lunch,
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My swimmies!
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[Screams]
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"For someone who possesses superior talents
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It was the night we met. I wouldn't forget.
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and she was allergic to octopus, so I never got to eat octopus,
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What are we gonna do?
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Or we can call AAA to come and unlock the car.
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Jessica, if you're just a rebound,
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Doug: Oh, my God, you put me in it?
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♪ Listen to the wind blow ♪
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No problem. I've got more.
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[Normal voice] ♪ Never break the chain ♪
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I'm sorry. That's not my problem.
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Will you marry me?
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I like that about you.
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I wanted to join earlier, but I didn't know how to talk
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♪ Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude ♪
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♪ Had to get off and walk 15 blocks ♪
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Statute of limitations have passed.
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and racial tensions were boiling over.
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I'm never getting behind the wheel of a car again.
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[Screams]
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My sinuses! I can't do this.
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Aired 5 months ago - Dec 13, 2016

While the Huangs are out at the movies, Evan is accidentally left home alone, and Jessica vows to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Marvin takes a spill and is visited by Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Christmas Future.

Aired 5 months ago - Dec 06, 2016

To celebrate their one-year anniversary, Eddie reluctantly agrees to take Alison to the see a modern remake of Romeo and Juliet. But when Louis and Alison's dad bond over their love of Shakespeare and crash their date, Alison wonders if she and Eddie's relationship has lost its spark. Meanwhile, Jessica gets called for jury duty and campaigns to be the "Jury Boss," and Emery and Evan struggle with the responsibilities of raising a Tamagotchi digital pet. MORE -LESS

Aired 6 months ago - Nov 29, 2016

Jessica is flummoxed when Evan attends church instead of accompanying her to Costco; Marvin treats Louis to a free teeth-whitening session; and Eddie and Emery become creative when getting rid of healthy cereal.

Aired 6 months ago - Nov 15, 2016

Cattleman's Ranch hosts a Thanksgiving feast.

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But we'll need extra help.
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Well, it looks like all we have left to do is the centerpieces.
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and Marvin doesn't believe in buying things
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come over here for dinner, like we did last year...
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$18.99 for adults.
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Principal Hunter?
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and that's when grades start to count. [Sighs]
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through all the tests... For grades that don't matter?
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We can't risk this spreading.
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And you're gonna start right now with your family tree project.
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Let's pretend that grades are important
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What about Emery and Evan? The restaurant might go to them.
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"Oh, look in the ice cream cooler! There's an ogre!"
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Dad, get on board with me and Mom.
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This is our reward after years of struggle
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It's an invisible dog on a leash.
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different sizes of maize, different colors of maize,
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You guys are interested in the restaurant, too?
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You mean a bull. A cow's a girl.
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P-to-the-E-to-the-abo Bryson?
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[Sighs] This is great.
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should take a trip to Vegas.
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Why don't you walk around and remind people about the raffle?
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Yeah, tell us. We want to learn.
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Let's open up two big cans.
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Ask my niece... I am not good with kids.
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Hm.
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I'm 30 feet up in a tree blind, soaked in deer urine.
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I didn't do a lick of work. [Chuckles]
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I had a kid who looks a lot like you
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Two people you know very well,
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What?!
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Grandma: Come on!
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Pecan... your favorite.
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Now I don't have to learn either of their names.
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Did you rig this?
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I am so Thanksgiving.
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5...4... 7... 1...
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33988.
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Uh, and here's your prize now.
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It's just that a fresh turkey
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Okay. Why are you so upset?
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because it's convenient for his school protest.
Aired 6 months ago - Nov 01, 2016

Jessica suspects an employee is an undocumented alien.

Aired 7 months ago - Oct 25, 2016

Louis tries to get Jessica into the Halloween spirit.

Aired 7 months ago - Oct 18, 2016

While showing Emery the ropes on his first day of middle school, Eddie reveals how he convinced the staff into believing fake Chinese customs that provide special privileges; Louis hires a housekeeper to help lighten Jessica's load at home.

Aired 7 months ago - Oct 11, 2016

Louis takes the entire family to Taiwan to patch things up with Gene; Louis wonders if life in Orlando is as good as it could be in Taiwan; Jessica takes Eddie, Emery and Evan to her childhood locales.