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Season 5

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 05, 2015

Fiona reunites with Gus after he returns from his tour, but she struggles with the fact that her feelings for Sean have turned into love. In Costa Rica, Frank has love struggles of his own while he works to keep Bianca happy.

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Next thing, you'll be proposingl
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These mean nothing. l put them in your drawer for convenience, that's all. No hidden agenda.
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They were the first pair l could find, so shows you how trivial l think it all is.
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Not one interview. lt's a waste of time.
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- Who's that? - My mum.
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l just said we hadn't seen much of you.
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l'd get in the back if l were you. Keep your head down.
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- l had to dip into it for the mortgage. - Whateverl Come on.
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lt's you saying that the baby's coming. >
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Thanks, love.
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Duhl Something you should have thought about earlier, maybe.
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Fucking hell's bells, Stanl l thought my lot were wrong 'uns.
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- As long as l don't look like a dick. - (All) Holiday repl
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lf you have been flashing your fanny for some dirty old perv...
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Oh, thanksl
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Look, that tape is the only proof that you were here.
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- Give me the gun. - l can't. lt's my cousin's.
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See ya.
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Plus, l want you back here by tea-time. We've got stuff to sort out.
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l wasn't planning on moving in with you just yet. That's not what these pants are about.
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lt's all right, the ambulance is coming.
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You're against the fridge, Stan. Cuddle me.
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- Who did this? - lt were an accident.
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- (Man) Jamiel Two pints, please. > - Make the most of me assets.
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Blessed, l am.
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l might've had me back snapped by the Taliban,
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GROWLS
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- Won't be a minute. - What's happened?l Does he know? Toml
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SCOFFS
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lt's fine, Yvonne. Don't worry.
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Good portfolio, better-paid assignments. lt's a no-brainer.
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You know this, l'm fuckin' useless at, you know, at this stage...
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Yvonne Toni-Marie Karib,
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That's disgustin'l
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Aired 2 years ago - Mar 29, 2015

Frank grows concerned as Bianca's behavior becomes increasingly more erratic and dangerous - but he'll do just about anything to show her a great time.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 22, 2015

Frank is having a ball with Bianca, his new sick friend and formerly uptight doctor. But when Bianca thinks Frank might be developing feelings for her she kicks him to the curb. Frank, however, returns to put up a fight.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 15, 2015

Frank has a check-up with his uptight doctor, Bianca, who's cracking up after getting a terminal cancer diagnosis. Discovering she hasn't truly 'lived,' he agrees to be her tour guide to the seedier side of life. Meanwhile, Fiona preps an uncooperative Carl for his sentencing hearing. Plus, Lip sleeps with a professor on the assumption he's only days away from being kicked out, Ian realizes it's time to get back on his meds and Kev finds himself enjoying college life as campus 'rapewalker.' MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 08, 2015

Fiona is confused by the status of her relationship when Gus announces he's leaving to go on tour. Meanwhile, Carl is asked by his boss to run drugs to Indiana; Frank sees a way to get revenge on Sammi by using Chuckie as the mule and having him busted; and Lip, still in need of tuition money, convinces Kev to come to the dorms and sell drugs. Plus, as Ian refuses to accept his bipolar diagnosis, Debbie is tasked with minding his new meds MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 01, 2015

Ian begins to regain some of his senses - and finds himself under a mandatory hold at the psych ward. Meanwhile, Sammi is forced to take drastic measures to teach Frank a lesson. Plus, Fiona makes a decision regarding her potential romantic futures with Jimmy and/or Gus, Lip learns that his tuition is short twelve grand, Carl seizes an opportunity to make Chuckie his slave, and after V moves out, Svetlana moves in with Kev in exchange for the performance of some odd 'wifely duties.' MORE -LESS

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 15, 2015

Fiona is thrown into chaos by the return of Jimmy. Ian takes Mickey's baby.

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 08, 2015

Fiona's plans to announce her marriage unravel. Mickey asks for Lip's help.

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 01, 2015

Frank retraces the path of an epic bender. Fiona and Gus head to city hall.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 25, 2015

Frank enlists Carl to scare off the lesbians. Debbie throws a wild party.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 18, 2015

Sheila gets an offer to buy her home. Plus, Fiona is off house arrest!

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- Thank you. - Well, just try not to
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- [Baby crying] - It's okay.
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to barflies than spend time with my twin spawns of Satan?
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while the bobcat, which has a licensed operator
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But that's for me, you know? And it's selfish
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He's one block over at Sheila's.
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You're cynical, Fiona. You're too young and pretty
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He deserves our goddamn respect.
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a five minute wait for the ten pounds of bacon
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♪ come slap it in ♪
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And baby shark comes out of nowhere,
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Liam, you're getting ice cream everywhere.
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you're still on probation. Fighting in the street?
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- written all over it. - Happy Father's Day.
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- What are you doing? - Oh, you--
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Doesn't track.
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This is just like with the Jews.
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How can we help you, Mr. Shelton?
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♪ ♪
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Miss your kid, huh?
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But sometimes I think it's, how you call it?
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There's a rat in the pool. Can you fish it out?
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We could go see where the-- where the aliens landed
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No, I will be remain here on the South Side
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Yo, you need to get your bitch in line, man.
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He had it in the port-a-john for an hour.
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Hey, you, uh, you got a girlfriend?
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♪ bless you now, it's been warm ♪
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We are self-supporting through our own contributions.
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Who would like to start reading?
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Oh, yeah, and I'm-- I'm Sheila.
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And I still think about using every day.
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- I'll crush his fucking skull,
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Ooh, what's that for?
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Well, fuck it. Anybody got a smoke?
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Jesus, you scared me. Did you take something?
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Literally, every day. Save my life.
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women like you...
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I'm better. I've changed.
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What happened to your head? Wh-- what the fuck?
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How could he do this?
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[Gospel music]
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You're a smart girl. Why are you on probation
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Yeah, well, might have been some phone sex with Miami.
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When you won't be able to afford to live here.
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Hey, 14 will get you 20.
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and then you can work on it.
Aired 2 years ago - Jan 11, 2015

Fiona juggles her job and a crush. Lip heads back home.