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Season 5  "Milk of the Gods"  5x1

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 11, 2015

Fiona juggles her job and a crush. Lip heads back home.

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If you're gonna have a wank, at least lock the door.
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Say "Monica". Monica.
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What's this... What does NFA mean?
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He's not breathing.
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I'm not hoovering it tomorrow.
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Him. Fucking refugee from the Partridge Family.
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...plenty.
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Yeah... She's not pregnant, is she? She told me she were on the pill.
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Right.
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I took a piss on a generator...
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Have you any idea what it's like to have criminals for parents?
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as naming any of your eight children's birthdays.
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And that's it?
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I don't care about the stupid lies you've told about your family.
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You know why.
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Well, they cancelled my birthday because...
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(Both Frank and boy's voices) God sees everything, Frank.
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- Which one is it? - You'll find it.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I didn't believe you. I'm so sorry!
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Listen. I've had the shittiest day of my life.
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And they all come from here!
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Hello, Dennis.
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What about the neighbours' photos, the log?
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I'm gonna quit uni and get a job, stay here.
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...there is no me, and there's no Katie. - That's not true.
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A death sentence, followed by an unprovoked and savage assault.
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Anyhow, the upshot is, you know that surprise late baby
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