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Season 5  "Pissters!"  5x3

Aired 7 years ago - Jun 09, 2017

Linda begins to see the prison in a new light, while Judy grows desperate to escape. With darkness falling, the inmates compile a list of demands.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
we have minutes till this thing turns ugly.
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Yeah, but it's still a clock on all of this
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we are ready to hear your demands.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
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But we wanna call bars and ask for Helda Dick.
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I'll tell MCC... about the dead guard.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
I know you were counting on me, and I totally messed up,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
to maintain this chapter's reputation as the raddest chicks on campus.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Those sales are racist as shit.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
The way you let these animals walk all over us.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I think the Almas has his initials tattooed on his wrist.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
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Nah, chica.
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"Will procure numnums for our lady
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Blow, suck, blow...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Yeah!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
I wanna not feel this way anymore.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
my notes have you with a herpes outbreak.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Free tampons.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
Evening, everyone. How is your riot going so far?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
Uh, some sort of coin locker baby.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
The last time I saw her, she was having fun.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
Probably another one of these poor fuckers with PTSD,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Anybody seen that?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
So we get them to bring us dinner.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
I was waitin', and Jo Jo comes out, the baby,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
I ain't takin' 'em out when they get the shits.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Canali, huh?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
So remember that next time you're dragging your asses around campus
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What about Bayley? He's not one or two?
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What an idiot.
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
Yeah, but it's still a clock on all of this
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we are ready to hear your demands.
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4 #4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
But we wanna call bars and ask for Helda Dick.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7 #7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
I'll tell MCC... about the dead guard.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
I know you were counting on me, and I totally messed up,
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
to maintain this chapter's reputation as the raddest chicks on campus.
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Those sales are racist as shit.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12 #12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13 #13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
The way you let these animals walk all over us.
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I think the Almas has his initials tattooed on his wrist.
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16 #16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Nah, chica.
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18 #18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
"Will procure numnums for our lady
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Blow, suck, blow...
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Yeah!
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
I wanna not feel this way anymore.
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
my notes have you with a herpes outbreak.
#26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27 #27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Free tampons.
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29 #29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
Evening, everyone. How is your riot going so far?
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
Uh, some sort of coin locker baby.
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
The last time I saw her, she was having fun.
#32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33 #33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
Probably another one of these poor fuckers with PTSD,
#34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35 #35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Anybody seen that?
#36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
So we get them to bring us dinner.
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
I was waitin', and Jo Jo comes out, the baby,
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
I ain't takin' 'em out when they get the shits.
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Canali, huh?
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
So remember that next time you're dragging your asses around campus
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What about Bayley? He's not one or two?
#46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47 #47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48 #48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
What an idiot.
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