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Season 5  "Fuck, Marry, Frieda"  5x2

Aired 7 years ago - Jun 09, 2017

Maria convenes a special assembly in the chapel as the inmates plot their next move. Frieda makes use of the survival skills she learned as a kid.

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Good Aryan stock.
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There's only two of them.
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- Flaritza? - Yeah, that's their thing now.
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
Wait, you can make that kinda money from home?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
after Colicchio told me that it had more rings than a Swiss roll.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
Rest assured, I will play the role of stern but foxy librarian to the hilt.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
Rick Hopper. I'm the captain over at the Max facility.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
Sí!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
You get a phone, you get a phone,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
You're stepping on my foot.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
He deserves it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
Oh, shit, his dick's hard.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
- Fuck Sankey, I guess. - Mmm-mmm.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
Motherfuck! Oh!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
The planet always has something to teach you.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
- Boy, that's a load off. - There have been shots fired,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
Man, for every year we in here it's like 100 Internet years.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Whoa.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
No, that could take a while.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
In the Middle Ages, they would do this cool thing.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
Go to the chapel. Tell Maria the Jolly Gay Giant is back.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
I see many things.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
Don't worry. I got talented fingers.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
the only way out is for us to come together.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
She was a little bitch.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
And by the way, one of the hostages
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
And everybody else gettin' somewhere!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
Works for us.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
The Greeks used it to poison their arrows.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
Yeah.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
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And they could basically keep you alive till you were nothing but a beating heart.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
In the future, there won't be room for mistakes.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
But you'll be strong.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
your outside's gonna match your insides.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
There's only two of them.
#2 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
- Flaritza? - Yeah, that's their thing now.
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4 #4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
Wait, you can make that kinda money from home?
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
after Colicchio told me that it had more rings than a Swiss roll.
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
Rest assured, I will play the role of stern but foxy librarian to the hilt.
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
Rick Hopper. I'm the captain over at the Max facility.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
Sí!
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
You get a phone, you get a phone,
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
You're stepping on my foot.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12 #12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
He deserves it.
#13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14 #14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
Oh, shit, his dick's hard.
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
- Fuck Sankey, I guess. - Mmm-mmm.
#16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17 #17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
Motherfuck! Oh!
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
The planet always has something to teach you.
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20 #20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
- Boy, that's a load off. - There have been shots fired,
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
Man, for every year we in here it's like 100 Internet years.
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Whoa.
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
No, that could take a while.
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
In the Middle Ages, they would do this cool thing.
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
Go to the chapel. Tell Maria the Jolly Gay Giant is back.
#26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
I see many things.
#27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
Don't worry. I got talented fingers.
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29 #29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
the only way out is for us to come together.
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
She was a little bitch.
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32 #32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
And by the way, one of the hostages
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
And everybody else gettin' somewhere!
#34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
Works for us.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36 #36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
The Greeks used it to poison their arrows.
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
Yeah.
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And they could basically keep you alive till you were nothing but a beating heart.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43 #43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44 #44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45 #45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
In the future, there won't be room for mistakes.
#46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
But you'll be strong.
#47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48 #48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49 #49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
your outside's gonna match your insides.
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