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Season 3  "Where My Dreidel At"  3x9

Aired 10 years ago - Jun 12, 2015

Too many inmates seem to be getting religion, so a rabbi comes to visit. Leanne tries to organize Norma's followers.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
but actually, you're...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Hey, Club Waco, beat it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
we address the roar of pain and loneliness and tame it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
I think it's, "No shit, Sherlock."
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Like, the flames are the teeth.
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who cried when he found out there was no Easter Bunny.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Oh, yeah? So what?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Well, is it cheating if they all live together?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
it's the armor you put on every day.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
is that there aren't any rules...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
And for a gang who likes quiet time, y'all are hella noisy.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
I mean, who doesn't like zippers, right?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
We chosen now. We ain't got to eat that shit.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
If Edwina is really a robo-doll in the end...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
I knew it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Not so bad? This place is the best!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
we lived under the Cyclone on Coney Island, right?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
and I would be like, "Papa... do you feel me?"
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
I asked this whole goddamn prison.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
or the early Christians, wherever they wandered.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Your friends, the Rumspringa drug cartel.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Otherwise, you're not really living, you know?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
I was thinking, and I... I think you'd actually be
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Okay.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
You knew you were better than them because you belonged.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
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- Hey. - Hey.
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People of the cafeteria, in case you haven't heard,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
I'm wondering, is that, you know, poetry...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
World Wide Web, man. It's some fast shit.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
- Huh. - Like murder panties.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Baby, don't play tough... and watch your mouth.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Good Doggett.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
and the most important thing is the unity of the group.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Hey, Club Waco, beat it.
#2 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
we address the roar of pain and loneliness and tame it.
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
I think it's, "No shit, Sherlock."
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Like, the flames are the teeth.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6 #6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7 #7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
who cried when he found out there was no Easter Bunny.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Oh, yeah? So what?
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Well, is it cheating if they all live together?
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
it's the armor you put on every day.
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
is that there aren't any rules...
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
And for a gang who likes quiet time, y'all are hella noisy.
#13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14 #14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
I mean, who doesn't like zippers, right?
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
We chosen now. We ain't got to eat that shit.
#16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
If Edwina is really a robo-doll in the end...
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
I knew it.
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Not so bad? This place is the best!
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20 #20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21 #21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22 #22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
we lived under the Cyclone on Coney Island, right?
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
and I would be like, "Papa... do you feel me?"
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
I asked this whole goddamn prison.
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
or the early Christians, wherever they wandered.
#26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27 #27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Your friends, the Rumspringa drug cartel.
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Otherwise, you're not really living, you know?
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
I was thinking, and I... I think you'd actually be
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31 #31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Okay.
#32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
You knew you were better than them because you belonged.
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34 #34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35 #35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
- Hey. - Hey.
#36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37 #37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
People of the cafeteria, in case you haven't heard,
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
I'm wondering, is that, you know, poetry...
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40 #40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
World Wide Web, man. It's some fast shit.
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
- Huh. - Like murder panties.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Baby, don't play tough... and watch your mouth.
#43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44 #44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Good Doggett.
#45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
and the most important thing is the unity of the group.
#46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47 #47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49 #49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50 #50