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Season 3  "Trust No Bitch"  3x13

Aired 9 years ago - Jun 12, 2015

Miracles and conversions occur, but Piper and Caputo know that some situations can't be dealt with through spiritual means.

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Fine.
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Chunks! That's nasty!
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I'm with a guy named Daniel.
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Look, people love a sign, you know?
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She got man troubles.
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I was thinking how hard gravity had been on me
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- Money is not my god.
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You make her sound like she's drugs.
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or any budget surplus we find
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It's kind of bullshit.
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Yes.
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One of the OG ladies.
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Sin. Guilt.
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They already told me last month it's a girl.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
--For serious!
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-Yes. -Yes.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
- Amen. - Say "amen"!
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Your prison mistress gave you a prison tat.
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I think I need to start taking vitamins, or...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
Natalie, wait. Wait a second.
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You're gonna be fine.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
You could have asked me instead of burgling me.
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I have a poem to read.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
I would have you both light the unity candle,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
so kids reach breeding age without killing themselves.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
Oh, gross! Get the fuck off of me!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
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And any one of you ungrateful, selfish sons of bitches
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All right, all tools are present and accounted for.
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Hey, where's Norma Christ going?
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Wow.
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Chunks! That's nasty!
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
I'm with a guy named Daniel.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
Look, people love a sign, you know?
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7 #7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
She got man troubles.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
I was thinking how hard gravity had been on me
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- Money is not my god.
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
You make her sound like she's drugs.
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
or any budget surplus we find
#16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
It's kind of bullshit.
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Yes.
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
One of the OG ladies.
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Sin. Guilt.
#20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
They already told me last month it's a girl.
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
--For serious!
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23 #23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
-Yes. -Yes.
#24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
- Amen. - Say "amen"!
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
Your prison mistress gave you a prison tat.
#26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27 #27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
I think I need to start taking vitamins, or...
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
Natalie, wait. Wait a second.
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30 #30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31 #31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32 #32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
You're gonna be fine.
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
You could have asked me instead of burgling me.
#34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
I have a poem to read.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
I would have you both light the unity candle,
#36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
so kids reach breeding age without killing themselves.
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
Oh, gross! Get the fuck off of me!
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39 #39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
And any one of you ungrateful, selfish sons of bitches
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
All right, all tools are present and accounted for.
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Hey, where's Norma Christ going?
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Wow.
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