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Season 3  "Don’t Make Me Come Back There"  3x12

Aired 9 years ago - Jun 12, 2015

Daya goes into labor. Sophia suffers a hate crime. Stella helps Piper with a business snag. Taystee takes on a new role.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
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What did they think she was gonna do?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Busted or broken-up-with?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Was just... I guess I was just trying to be considerate or whatever.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
but... first steps.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Nah, that shit's too messy.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
You have any idea how ignorant you sound?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
What else was I doing, right?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
- I wanna go home. - I know.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Everything went fine, okay? I just...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
I've got D to G and P through R.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
The problem is she's a chipmunk in boots
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Jesus, Burset.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Then what?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
sounds like you've got a dilemma.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
Listen up, all right?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
Hmm, I think that might go against the whole authentic prison vibe.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
I'll make you look real pretty for the baby.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
And Jordache says that I can sleep over at her house whenever I want!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
- Come on. - Hey, wait...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
I'm sorry, Sophia.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Also, as a former protest junkie...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
I mean, what do you think happens then? Think about the long term.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
We'll meet tomorrow, talk to the board... go over our options.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
Look, I'm obviously one of the leaders.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Okay, show me.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
I'm... I'm so sorry, too.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
- Do you wanna see her? - Yeah.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
but this is not Dick Cheney's fault.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Eat up, Chang.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
It's Chapter Nine of the Time Hump saga.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
It's not the being told to fuck myself I mind so much...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
He'll just slide another girl on his dick, make her help out.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
but the foreign-object-ass-rape of an unconscious man?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
You're getting... You're... Oh!
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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
What did they think she was gonna do?
#2 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Busted or broken-up-with?
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Was just... I guess I was just trying to be considerate or whatever.
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
but... first steps.
#5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Nah, that shit's too messy.
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
You have any idea how ignorant you sound?
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
What else was I doing, right?
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
- I wanna go home. - I know.
#9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10 #10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Everything went fine, okay? I just...
#11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
I've got D to G and P through R.
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
The problem is she's a chipmunk in boots
#13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Jesus, Burset.
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Then what?
#15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16 #16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
sounds like you've got a dilemma.
#17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18 #18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
Listen up, all right?
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
Hmm, I think that might go against the whole authentic prison vibe.
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
I'll make you look real pretty for the baby.
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23 #23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24 #24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
And Jordache says that I can sleep over at her house whenever I want!
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26 #26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27 #27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
- Come on. - Hey, wait...
#28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
I'm sorry, Sophia.
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Also, as a former protest junkie...
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
I mean, what do you think happens then? Think about the long term.
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
We'll meet tomorrow, talk to the board... go over our options.
#32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
Look, I'm obviously one of the leaders.
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Okay, show me.
#34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35 #35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
I'm... I'm so sorry, too.
#36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37 #37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
- Do you wanna see her? - Yeah.
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39 #39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
but this is not Dick Cheney's fault.
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Eat up, Chang.
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
It's Chapter Nine of the Time Hump saga.
#43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
It's not the being told to fuck myself I mind so much...
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
He'll just slide another girl on his dick, make her help out.
#45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46 #46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
but the foreign-object-ass-rape of an unconscious man?
#47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
You're getting... You're... Oh!
#49 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50 #50