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Season 3  "Mother's Day"  3x1

Aired 9 years ago - Jun 12, 2015

Caputo's kinder, gentler new regime includes organizing a Mother's Day fair for the inmates that brings up a LOT of mixed feelings about family.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
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and then do it again if I'm not feeling any better...
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not on this miserable bed where she lay dying of cancer.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
which the powers-that-be have yet to fill.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Jefferson, why don't you go help set up?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Mmm-hmm. She touched it. She blessed it.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Put on some tunes, breathe deep, go out easy.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
that's short for Francesca, and the twins.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
- I'll work on her real fast. - Come...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Mmm-mmm.
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I think you're right.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
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Yeah, inmate. Let's just keep it orthodox.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Vee is fine.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
"You know, a larva. Did I really 'pup-ate' at age two?"
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Oh, no? Something to hide?
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
So far, the best plan we've come up with
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Compared to what I was looking at when I got here, that's so little time.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
We never replaced Callahan.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
Alex...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Place is goin' to hell.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
- Okay, here are your badges. - Have a nice day.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
The answer is no, Warren.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Simon says deep breath in.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Yo, hey, hey! Get out... Get out of here!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Okay.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Um...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
We were just talking.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
like decent men have been doing since time immemorial.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Well, I know better.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
Give it to my sister!
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
So, aside from the fact that he don't know how to shave,
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Now, this is nice. Mmm.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Platters, baskets...
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Son, you gotta let go of that shit.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
the three most important ingredients when one is making a felon.
 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Yeah.
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and then do it again if I'm not feeling any better...
#3 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
not on this miserable bed where she lay dying of cancer.
#4 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5 #5 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
which the powers-that-be have yet to fill.
#6 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Jefferson, why don't you go help set up?
#7 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Mmm-hmm. She touched it. She blessed it.
#8 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9 #9 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
Put on some tunes, breathe deep, go out easy.
#10 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11 #11 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
that's short for Francesca, and the twins.
#12 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
- I'll work on her real fast. - Come...
#13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Mmm-mmm.
#14 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15 #15 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
I think you're right.
#16 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17 #17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Yeah, inmate. Let's just keep it orthodox.
#18 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Vee is fine.
#19 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
"You know, a larva. Did I really 'pup-ate' at age two?"
#20 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
Oh, no? Something to hide?
#21 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
So far, the best plan we've come up with
#22 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Compared to what I was looking at when I got here, that's so little time.
#23 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24 #24 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
We never replaced Callahan.
#25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26 #26 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
Alex...
#27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28 #28 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Place is goin' to hell.
#29 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
- Okay, here are your badges. - Have a nice day.
#30 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
The answer is no, Warren.
#31 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32 #32 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Simon says deep breath in.
#33 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Yo, hey, hey! Get out... Get out of here!
#34 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Okay.
#35 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36 #36 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Um...
#37 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
We were just talking.
#38 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
like decent men have been doing since time immemorial.
#39 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Well, I know better.
#40 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
Give it to my sister!
#41 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
So, aside from the fact that he don't know how to shave,
#42 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43 #43 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Now, this is nice. Mmm.
#44 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Platters, baskets...
#45 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46 #46 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Son, you gotta let go of that shit.
#47 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
the three most important ingredients when one is making a felon.
#48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Yeah.
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