S2 E9
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ABC (US)
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Season 2  "Contact High"  2x9

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 08, 2019

Frazzled by her intimate dream about Martin, Lena accidentally injures her tooth and reluctantly goes to the dentist; Martin escorts Lena to Mae's parent-teacher conference after she inadvertently gets high; Maya asks a familiar face out on a date.

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Preferably before I give birth, so...
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Oh...
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My husband would have to come in
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- Okay, yeah. I will take one. Thanks. - Oh, good.
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And she's the reason for the rising chlamydia rates
#7
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Well...
#8
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I bet he would think it's hilarious, too.
#9
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Message will be saved in my outbox?
#10
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Yeah. We know.
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Oh! Excuse me.
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- Just try to relax. - [GASPS]
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MIRIAM: [ECHOING] Crinkum-crankum.
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I know.
#15
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So, what the hell, dude?
#16
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Are you just one of those women who likes men
#17
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I'll be right there.
#18
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Oh, no, that's just because that's what they called her...
#19
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and she's still on my insurance.
#20
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I mean, I literally was just trying to sound... clever.
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[GROANS]
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I don't have time for this right now.
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- She's pretty talented. - What?!
#24
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Don't say it. Don't say it!
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What are you doing here?
#26
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Are you kidding me? I'm not missing parent/teacher.
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I say "Nope" to dope.
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Remember, we got tacos here and then we went home and we...
#29
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Hey, seriously, how come we didn't ever have sex in a car?
#30
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You decided that that would be our sex night. Remember?
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Because that's not the kind of lover I am, okay?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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because I could feel you slipping away
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you can park here for two hours
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It sounds more like a lie
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was primarily bread-based,
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A dog!
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♪ ♪
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I just binged "Ozark."
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Hi.
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I have physical therapy for a torn meniscus.
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Seriously, I'm just stoked that you're dedicating your life
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in this crazy, mixed-up world.
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I'm just saying I don't need you to be my caretaker.
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[BUZZING CONTINUES]
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I wrote it under the influence.
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