Aired 5 years ago - Apr 09, 2019
Milo complains that Grandparents Day is coming up at school and doesn’t feel Henry is interesting enough to participate. Lena and the kids urge Martin to reconnect with his long-estranged father, Brock (guest star Ron Perlman), to rebuild their
relationship. Meanwhile, Lisa continues to struggle financially and considers moving back home with her parents. Elsewhere, after listening to a true crime podcast, Maya worries that Frank has a dark past he has been hiding.
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Aired 5 years ago - Apr 02, 2019
In an effort to connect with their kids and bring the family closer together, Lena and Martin plan a fun outing, only to be interrupted by a blackout. Elsewhere, Lena urges an overdue Maya to get induced but must succumb and honor her birthing plan. Meanwhile, Martin continues to try and figure out where his relationship with Lisa stands.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 26, 2019
Lena and Martin announce to the kids that Lisa Apple's baby, Annie, is their half-sister, and Martin is surprised when they aren't interested in meeting her. Lena feels the burden of being stuck in the middle between Martin and Lisa but still offers
to help bring both families together. Meanwhile, Mason overhears Lena and Martin's conversation about Lisa's financial difficulties and decides to start a fundraising campaign to help. Elsewhere, Lena feels a bit of empty nest syndrome.
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Listen to you. You sound
like the coastal elite.
- she's gonna be...
- I need a favor.
You know, when baby starts walking.
I know the kids would love
to meet their half-sister.
- Okay.
- Good luck.
Hi, little mama.
- Am I allowed to hold her?
- Of course you can.
W-what, you mean... you mean,
like, alone, unsupervised?
It sounds crazy, but I
think you should talk to her.
And where are we on the Bobs?
I mean, you almost kind of sorta
but Barnard is my top pick.
I just hope you like roaches.
You used to, like, run around
the house in that UCLA sweatshirt.
right at the center of
cosmopolitan New York City.
I love you. I'm... I'm
never gonna leave you.
All right. Let's get right in the crook.
Buddy, why don't you
take a seat on the coach?
Okay. Both of you
guys. Come on. Out, out.
Mom, what's wrong with you?
Is that why you want to run off
and go to school in New York,
Okay. Now that I am officially
obsessed with our baby sister,
- ♪ I keep on coming home ♪
- _
my hard-earned pesos to some rando...
♪ Was never play the game too long ♪
big, giant glasses,
that won't be my fault.
Lena told me, so...
- Oh.
- and it's a great job.
- wonderful.
- I know. It's full-time.
Like, I could go to
jail for not helping out,
without leaving the comfort of
your Craftsman-style living room?
- I-I don't usually do that.
- Hey, no, no, that's okay. Here.
Annie. Oh, my gosh. She was so amazing.
- Mae wants to go to Barnard.
- _
- ♪ Fly away from here ♪
- _
So, it seems like your heart is
in the right place... kinda...
First steps, first solids, first...
Agree! You're the one who said
Sounds like Mae's being really
responsible and independent.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 19, 2019
Martin grows suspicious of Lena's strange behavior when she begins sneaking out of the house to secretly help Lisa Apple with her baby. Lena tries to avoid Martin but feels she needs to tell him the truth about her arrangement with Lisa. Meanwhile, Martin takes Mae on a driving lesson, which turns into a hot pursuit.
Right now, you're just lucky
you have anyone you can trust.
I know you're not gonna dump me for you.
I feel like beating us up right now.
Oh, my God. Dude, real skaters
would be so grossed out by us.
Hey, what is wrong with you?
I don't know whether she does
or doesn't, but she isn't.
I'm having great
success with chasteberry.
- What?! He told you that?
- Inadvertently.
From what?
Behind Martin's back?
and it's with your ex-husband's
baby. That is so you.
♪ Call your girlfriend ♪
♪ But you... ♪
But I don't want him
involved. I just want you.
So I accept your resignation.
Wait!
If we're being honest, I
kind of broke up with you.
I wanted you to be able
to come home and relax.
Come on, player. We know this
isn't about rigatoni bake.
Oh, and Mae has driver's ed tomorrow.
- Sorry.
- No, no, it's okay.
if she eats okay, if
she's sleeping okay.
She smells like powdered sugar.
This new client is just so demanding.
They did a write-up about
it. I can forward it to you.
But you're also a part of
me, and I am friggin'...
Driving! We're driving!
- Should I honk?
- No, do not honk!
Well, she turned. I remember turning
wasn't on the itinerary, so...
- Hey, big girl!
- Annie?
We're gonna...
Lisa has a cleaning lady?
Yeah. Lisa says.
Cuddles? For Granny Apple? Huh?
My cleaning lady?
You guys really messed
up this family, huh?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Bones.
You're gonna have to
find a new job, Lorna.
but her decision-making
skills are sorely lacking.
- He's gone!
- Where'd he go?
That seems a little harsh.
There's something I have to tell you.
which turned into spying lessons.
I-I just want to know how she is.
But I know she's really stressed
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 26, 2019
Lisa's unexpected pregnancy causes more complications than what Lena and Martin anticipated. Without Martin's knowledge, Lena decides to help Lisa despite her insistence about not wanting them involved in the baby's life. Meanwhile, Mae and Mason
try to force Lena to admit that she and Martin are back together. After Maya's false labor scare, she returns from the hospital and is put on bedrest by Frank who insists on taking care of her.
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♪ This woman's world ♪
♪ I should be crying, but
I just can't let it show ♪
♪ Oh, darling, make it go away ♪
Martin texted me.
Plus, I was really ready for a change.
What are we doing here?
I think it best if we...
but our daughter...
I'ma go get an ice-pack
for your butthole.
Annie Apple.
Someday, Annie is gonna ask
So we're just supposed to
sit here and do homework,
making sure everybody's good.
I'm... I'm sorry. She's...
she's just not there yet.
Oh, no problem.
Ah, he's got all the answers, folks!
But I can't just force Lisa
to let me be in Annie's life.
Oh, look who's back, and now
our relationship continues.
You don't read.
Yeah. She needs to love again.
More? These crackers are really good.
Tell Alan I'm DTF.
Thanks for the hand-me-downs.
This is Frank, a.k.a. Sugar
Beard, a.k.a. Country Music Face.
And I would add that if we met
under different circumstances,
I get home? No subs. No
return text. Now this?
Yeah, I'm kind of a [BLEEP]
That's what I bring to the table.
and then I'll walk out
of your life forever,
_
Lisa is home right now
with no one to help her.
But if she wants to do this
alone, she has a right to.
I truly do.
I'm sorry that Annie's arrival
into this world is causing you pain.
do some laundry, and give
you a chance to take a shower.
Your leather cowboy belt is
the only one I am interested in.
Oh. Oh, don't cry.
Um, they gave me this
mini turkey baster thing...
- I just... I want to clean it.
- Yeah.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 19, 2019
Lena confirms that she has feelings for Martin but is confused when his response is not what she expects. To escape the situation, Lena joins Camille and Maya on a road trip for a girl's weekend before Maya's baby arrives. Meanwhile, Martin, still considering how to respond to Lena, joins Arthur, Frank and Henry in chasing after the women
and I figured it out.
After all this time, Martin may
require a more impassioned plea.
By the way, is she gonna let us
take her on a babymoon or not?
"We're going to!"
[LAUGHS] Love those guys.
Oh, I don't know if
a long, bumpy bus ride
- Do you wanna...
- [DOOR CLOSES]
I could probably...
move some things around.
Not necessarily.
Ahh, ha ha!
No. This is my babymoon.
No way am I Thelma.
...when you mix in
those levels of anger,
how was Valentine's with you and Lena?
wondering what I
coulda done differently.
What, he a funny guy? Gene Wilder?
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
Okay. I'm sorry, boys. I'm spiraling.
♪
I thought the whole point of this
weekend was to treat ow'selves.
You stop talking for me.
So, um... yeah. So...
so, where are we heading?
♪
Really? You want to stay here?
They die in the end!
Beer, beer, root beer.
The answer was no in high school,
the answer was no in college
You're gonna dent it
with those hooker shoes!
Of course there was.
I think I'll just let
the cops do their thing.
Camille and I can sleep
in this... bed tonight.
I don't have anything to go back to.
And I don't want my
baby to wonder why I...
- [SNIFFLES]
- [FAUCET TURNS ON]
Look at me! Your baby is gonna
love you, because you're his mom.
and his whole life revolves around you.
I can't live without you, Maya.
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHS]
You see, the old Lena
after I issued my feelings advisory, so.
- Don't, Martin. I'm serious.
- Come here.
[CHEERING]
♪
- ♪ That lay between the words I think on a page ♪
- [LAUGHS]
♪ I'm the man who loves you ♪
I just...
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 12, 2019
After a doctor's visit, Arthur learns he's under high stress due to Valentine's Day approaching. To de-stress, Arthur suggests his concerns to Camille and asks if they can take a break from the holiday which causes them to fight. He shows up at Lena
and Martin's house, where they help by taking him in. Meanwhile, Maya and Camille express disapproval when Lena decides she wants to cook a platonic Valentine's Day dinner for Martin at home. Elsewhere, Mason organizes a Valentine's Day flash mob for his girlfriend.
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It's not weird.
Gordon can get it.
I mean, I know we're not
together anymore,
♫
A toll!
A brain guy?
A butt guy?
I don't have any coke!
Because if so,
I will accept a gift card.
(SNORING)
Didn't you guys already
go to a marsh?
you know, so you don't
have to eat out of a bag.
I was just thinking it would be,
you know, a nice,
What are you doing?
You are making it weird.
All right, well,
it's super casual, all right?
You're right.
I'm so sorry, baby.
Hmm? Aren't you
forgetting something?
They're called "houseguests"
for a reason.
We may reconcile, we may not.
I-I mean, y-you looked out
for him, too.
♫
Here, you can have mine, too.
"Sometimes I get legit upset
that I'm not Italian."
♫
It's chilling in
the wine fridge.
I did the laundry,
ooh, I made the beds.
No. That I train myself to
do everything silently.
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
Yeah, I was gonna watch
"Sommersby"
Hey, hey. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Thank you.
I love the brand-new jeans.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) ♪ The way
you love me every day ♪
Arthur's fine.
when you were hanging out
with Lisa Apple.
but just admit it.
You need him.
I mean, he's miserable,
but he's amazing.
Or I could give him something.
(CHUCKLES)
(SNIFFLES, VOICE BREAKING)
Yeah, I wasn't sure I'd ever
I do know!
Good to see you.
"Feels Like Yesterday:
Memories of Two Days Ago."
♪ Can't control my anxiety ♪
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 22, 2019
Camille urges Lena to become more active on social media to get her business off the ground. Once on Instagram, Lena messages design advice to Tamryn, a famous social media influencer who ends up hiring Lena to design her child's play room.
Meanwhile, Camille has doubts about Tamryn's intentions and warns Lena that the friendship is one-sided. Elsewhere, Martin takes over for Lena as Milo's room parent and investigates why Milo is feared by his classmates.
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I used to be a lurker m'self.
- Sounds like a bot.
- You're a bot.
- Gilded Lotus. I'm changing it.
- Oh.
you know? I don't know if it's
a delayed reaction to the divorce
So, um..
Oh, well, that's also important work.
You're not exactly Room Mom material...
I feel like I want to
hug you. Can I hug you?
She's so confused. I'm
Instastorying our meet-cute.
- [PHONE THUDS]
- Ow! Ohh!
TAMRYN: Quick poll, you
guys... hire or fire?
So tell us your ideas.
I'm picturing a woodland wonderland,
- Aah! [LAUGHS]
- ♪ Run that beat back, let me show 'em what's up ♪
Oh, helping out with special
projects, overseeing hot lunch.
- "Black Panther."
- "Great Gatsby."
♪
♪
Jealous?
She'll chew you up, she'll
suck out all your content,
TTV accepts me for who I am.
Our relationship is
based on mutual respect
I knew you'd get there.
Roger was just repaying a few bucks
I loaned him on the bake sale day.
♪
Baby's first follow spike. 16,000!
to be working with an
influencer who is so influential.
Mm. No, thanks.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
I'm j... I'm just getting this
feeling that he might be...
- Goon?
- Yeah, Owen.
- Hey, superstar. [CHUCKLES]
- You missed it.
but there is... no.. fire.
delivered thousands
of unique impressions
because I actually need
your design expertise
- you know, I'm not really a party planner.
- Supes interesante.
Technically, I can only
mention two companies
You're a legend!
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, okay, okay. No, he's... he's...
he is on a field trip right now,
Static Touch Plasma Sphere
with Mini Tesla Energy Coil.
What the hell, dude?
Where did you get that?
♪
♪ Because you're mine ♪
♪ You're mine ♪
[SIGHS] Fine.
- you get a place at my lunch table and in my heart.
- [WASHING MACHINE CHIMES]
who show you kindness
because they love you
What... what is wrong with
you? Have you no decency?
and refund all of the membership fees.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 15, 2019
A concerned Lena tries to figure out if Mae is romantically involved with her new best friend, China (guest star Rowan Blanchard). To make matters worse, Mae asks if China can sleep over, which makes Lena uncomfortable and forces her to confront her
own issues with intimacy. Meanwhile, Martin worries about Mason's relationship with his new girlfriend, Bronwyn (guest star Sydney Taylor), and gives him advice to help avoid another heartbreak.
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No, but seriously, I get it.
do a two-person massage train
♪ I'll stand by "Q" ♪
Oh... geez, Dad. Lurk much?
Uh, 3 1/2 gratifying, joy-filled weeks.
Understood. But your game's the same.
I-I appreciate that, son,
It's going around. So I
think, for health reasons,
No, no. Not uncomfortable with intimacy.
It's just, as a parent,
it's my job to have rules.
♪ Until I lose my breath ♪
Ooh.
allied/asexual, genderqueer.
"Nachos Del Martino."
No school tomorrow.
- Ahh.
- All right.
I think that the two of
them are more than friends.
Boundaries, huh?
and let you tell me all
about it later, but...
You made a huge mistake.
You want me back. Bad.
blows up in your face,
don't come crying to me.
- Milo, get out.
- Okay, okay.
No, no, no. No sex. No specs.
- Mason? The middle boy?
- Mm-hmm.
Ma-Mason won't even get
undressed in front of me.
What are you doing down here, huh?
But you? You're ardent and unbolted.
Okay, let's get some fresh
air in here, shall we?
Oh!
Your macho '90s advice
almost ruined my relationship
Do you have Milo?
they're gonna group bathe and
start trash-talking the '90s.
Will you take my hand in
parenting our horny children?
And I'm not loving either of
my options, but I prefer Dad.
That said, we are very interested
in hearing what is working
They're really good, and
I think you'd be impressed.
Because we trust you.
But we trust that you will let us know
Oh, uh, your mom and
I talked about this.
_
Um... yeah, I'll do a cup.
better than they should be.
Okay, let's go, Buttercup.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 08, 2019
Frazzled by her intimate dream about Martin, Lena accidentally injures her tooth and reluctantly goes to the dentist; Martin escorts Lena to Mae's parent-teacher conference after she inadvertently gets high; Maya asks a familiar face out on a date.
This is me. Bye.
Preferably before I give birth, so...
Oh...
My husband would have to come in
- Okay, yeah. I will take one. Thanks.
- Oh, good.
And she's the reason for
the rising chlamydia rates
Well...
I bet he would think
it's hilarious, too.
Message will be saved in my outbox?
Yeah. We know.
Oh! Excuse me.
- Just try to relax.
- [GASPS]
MIRIAM: [ECHOING] Crinkum-crankum.
I know.
So, what the hell, dude?
Are you just one of those
women who likes men
I'll be right there.
Oh, no, that's just because
that's what they called her...
and she's still on my insurance.
I mean, I literally was just
trying to sound... clever.
[GROANS]
I don't have time for this right now.
- She's pretty talented.
- What?!
Don't say it. Don't say it!
What are you doing here?
Are you kidding me? I'm not
missing parent/teacher.
I say "Nope" to dope.
Remember, we got tacos here and
then we went home and we...
Hey, seriously, how come we
didn't ever have sex in a car?
You decided that that would
be our sex night. Remember?
Because that's not the
kind of lover I am, okay?
[BOTH LAUGH]
because I could feel you slipping away
you can park here for two hours
It sounds more like a lie
was primarily bread-based,
A dog!
♪ ♪
I just binged "Ozark."
Hi.
I have physical therapy
for a torn meniscus.
Seriously, I'm just stoked that
you're dedicating your life
in this crazy, mixed-up world.
I'm just saying I don't need
you to be my caretaker.
[BUZZING CONTINUES]
I wrote it under the influence.
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 11, 2018
After Lena and Vlad's unexpected kiss, things get more complicated as they begin their new work partnership while working with a new client. Elsewhere, Martin goes to Paige's house for more privacy and gets a glimpse into what a more typical
divorced home life is, causing him to become uneasy. Back at home, Mason and Mae go head-to-head after Mae finds out that Mason has a crush on a pretentious girl at school
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There's virtually no room
to spread out in the garage,
- he already left.
- No problemo.
Exactly! And he won't let go.
He looks up to everybody!
What?! Bronwyn? You like Bronwyn?
Just 'cause her dad's a good
writer doesn't mean she is.
Oh, I'll pick some up
after I drop the kids.
if Bronwyn steps foot in this house,
I was just trying to prove to
you that I was over Martin...
Like a piece of printer paper.
I mean, I... I don't know what to say.
Absolutely. Very, uh...
So what I'm smelling is...
since you're such a
great writer and all.
I know I'll probably
never co-author anything,
you're getting big-timed.
Fine, I won't, just in
case he tries to message me.
This is the whole problem with bad boys.
Do I, like, ruin men?
But, you're not worried
at all about torpedoing
- I brought you some wine. You're welcome.
- Thank you.
I give him the finger
through the window.
What? He had you last year.
Thank you.
Look, my divorce works for me.
Arcade Fire, this
weekend... are we still on?
Oh.
I... I just... I-I like the
kind of mom you are, is all.
and I'll be home right after.
- I dunno how to open the door for it.
- Yeah.
Yes, I'm doing it.
You seriously invited him over here
- It's inspired by me!
- Whoops!
- You invited Bronwyn, okay?
- Why can't you... guys just quit it?
Okay, wait just a second.
If you stop doing it...
silk window treatments, all
very regal, all very grand,
just to accentuate the
grandeur of the space.
What do you mean? A sexy couple
that makes houses and love?
Come on. One at a time.
I understand that you
think Bronwyn can be a lot,
And, Nathaniel, you need
to stop being so thirsty.
- We'll talk.
- Yes!
I'm saying that I can't
imagine being divorced
Aired 6 years ago - Dec 04, 2018
Vlad announces that construction on the house is almost finished; Martin begins dating a divorcee who works in his building; Camille tries to be a good influence on Arthur's nephew.
Aired 6 years ago - Nov 20, 2018
Vlad, the new contractor for the house, arrives with his crew and Lena immediately begins to clash with him over his methods of repairing the house. Martin, on the other hand, feels that Lena should let them do what they were hired to do. After
overhearing that she’s too uptight, Lena calls up an old friend to help her let out her frustrations. Elsewhere, Martin takes Mason camping to help him get over his breakup with Hazel and to teach him how to be a man, only to learn from him that it is okay to express his emotions.
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by making it sound fun?
I hate that story.
No, I was really just
talking about my thing.
There's debris everywhere.
you got a second to talk shop?
and dealing with my foundation?
- What's wet?
- The, uh, crawl space.
Your dirt is still damp.
Finish the crawl space.
Can I start the fire?
- Um... birds
Every so often, me, Mae, and Mason...
teach him how to be confident
and strong, not emasculate him.
Whoa! It's not your weekend!
You install that wood
without letting her acclimate,
In this country, women don't
take that as a compliment.
Alright.
I tell ya, that's the
best taste in the world.
- I guess you could wash in the stream.
- Okay, perfect.
- It squeeves me.
- It squeeves you?
I guess.
We shall see.
Look, I think you're so focused
on these stupid house repairs,
Go have your own "Play Day."
Yeah, or...
Cool, yeah, good looking out, Mace...
That is what they call a "nooner."
- I know, but we're poly.
- Poly?
Ooh, I want bites. I want bites.
Yum, yum, yum, give me bites.
Have you waxed me? Are you my waxer?
I'm the deli lady. I'm his deli lady,
Now see? Okay, great,
now pull it taut...
No wonder she left me.
No.
by the bootstraps, don't you?
You didn't just, you
know, "heal" overnight?
on the other side, you have
to go through it, right?
♪ Once I was 7 years old ♪
And that's pretty awesome
for someone your age.
♪ Once I was 11 years old ♪
Aired 6 years ago - Nov 13, 2018
Lena and Martin’s escalating battle for control of the house is put on hold when Milo announces he wants to go to a school for the gifted – to which they think he will not be accepted. Meanwhile, they both meet a contractor for the house, Vlad, but
Lena undermines him and scares Vlad away. Things get uglier between Lena and Oliver after she introduces a new member to the family as payback for all the back-and-forth about the house. Elsewhere, Lena and Martin give conflicting advice to Mason on how to deal with his recent breakup.
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Can I show this to Ajay after school?
Hey, you may find that you grow apart,
Goodness gracious! Silly Daddy.
trying to be the perfect
phony baloney parent.
Normally I'd make fun of him,
- Well, you could...
- Hey, hey, hey. It's not your week.
okay? You want her to miss
spending time with you.
That lawn game that we used
to play, that Mom banned?
Oh, that was close. That was close.
Heard you, uh, weren't
a big fan of the Kan.
but it wasn't gratifying
because it was a warm day,
if they're gonna be laced
with your judgment.
- Well, you contractor-blocked him.
- Yeah, if it's really over,
Are you a good boy?
That is some deeply sinister
[BLEEP] right there.
- Cashmere! My cashmere!
- Yeah.
Nopey dopey.
I love you, Dander.
And now that I think about it,
You brought Dander into this house,
Okay, Dad...
It's an application to Wisley.
"All these laces, and
you still trippin'."
and to go to the school
for gifted kids.
- have been bickering a lot lately...
- Well, I wouldn't call it bickering...
- Well, I guess if you really want to go to Wisley...
- Lena.
and get him some gifted photos
in front of the hearth.
It's called a quill.
and he's just too young to face
that kind of rejection.
Okay, that is not the same thing.
And I am not interested in
crushing our 8-year-old's spirit.
- and Mae...
- Mae.
Right now, you're the one
I'm worried about.
♪ Were we somewhere in between? ♪
Is this another example of you
just telling me what I wanna hear?
That's what the garage is for, right?
I don't like to see our kids get hurt.
Yeah. Maybe we're doing all
this worrying for nothing.
Milo, would you like me to take
you on a tour of the school
Aired 6 years ago - Oct 30, 2018
Lena decides to call Martin's bluff on selling the house but is surprised when he actually begins making necessary repairs to get the house ready to be sold. The realtor sends over a contractor to deal with the structural issues she discovered in
the house. Meanwhile, upset that Mae is not enjoying her sophomore year of high school, Lena invites Emma-Rebecca, Mae's friend from camp, to visit; yet she seemingly brings a trail of bizarre and supernatural events along with her.
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Uh, the pipes.
with one of her friends from camp.
Frank, AKA Sugar Beard,
AKA Country Music Face,
Uh... this is, um...
I am.
You know, it might be
wise to get an inspection,
I'm gonna tell Martin
that he can sell this house
She was supposed to be
here half an hour ago.
dead. She died.
What's more exciting than new life?
Great. So back in the frying pan.
You do know her, right?
Some.
Um... linens are in the hallway closet.
At the end of those woods
is a large brown house.
Oh. This is Emma Rebecca,
Um, I noticed something upstairs.
Oh, what? Y-you... you
think that I bulged it?
Could I please speak
with you in private?
- Aah!
- Aah!
Sorry about that.
I'll give you a minute.
He's just a little intense.
Oh. I'm good. Thanks.
The lady with the
disapproving face hired me.
I don't think she can hear your cries.
- Sorry, I forgot your name.
- Vladislav.
If you'll recall, I wanted to
try to fix things with you, Lena,
Like, married, except not so much, huh?
You know, we're lucky we
didn't get crushed under there.
He's not even looking at me.
then you call me, I fix it, it's
fixed. You call someone else?
I think we're jumping the gun,
buying actual baby stuff, no?
I know it probably won't stick.
Oh. Does he have a
cellphone or an e-mail
Okay. Okay. I can slow down.
That kind of thing's private.
We're done. I'm sure of that.
I absolutely will not.
Aired 6 years ago - Oct 23, 2018
Afraid that the answer could ruin his chances with Lena, Martin finds every way he can to avoid asking Lisa Apple if she is pregnant, while the potential pregnancy makes Lena more and more distant. At the same time, Lena worries Mason is changing
himself to please his new girlfriend and finds parallels to her own relationship with Martin. Elsewhere, Maya tells Frank a pretend story about her "friend" who is dating someone new and pregnant to gauge what his honest reaction will be.
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Harsh, but fair.
Pbht!
- Okay, well...
- Listen.
Ah-ha! So you're a Taurus.
Okay, I also share a star
sign with Mariah Carey,
It's like I hit the jackpot.
♪ She give me what I wanna ♪
that new band, The Lisa Apple Situation.
So, we're just telling
Valee everything about our...
Look, I know I need to talk to
her, and I'm gonna. I am on it...
I feel like we're friends.
What the hell?
who, as you can see, are flawless.
who you are and
abandoning your interests
Welcome back.
I don't know. I don't know anything.
And he's really into me.
- He seemed nicer.
- Look...
You really have to flesh out the friend
might spice things up.
Talk me in.
showing the decades of
changing weather patterns.
and handled your business
like a grown-ass man.
If there's a task at hand,
just get to it. Right?
I mean, no offense, but I kind of
He looks like a plastic
surgeon from the 1970s.
I know you don't want to see me.
But I never heard from you.
So, are you and Lena
getting back together?
Well... it's just...
Yeah, I think I remember
Karen. Yeah. How is she doing?
and it's just so Karen
Do you think that he's
gonna break up with me?"
and add the fact that
it's not even his baby.
Mason? Can I put another
puppy sticker on your face?
This is your chance to
figure out who you are
And now it's time for you
to try to take care of you.
♪ You're a discontented mother ♪
Are you having a nervous breakdown?
No.
Aired 6 years ago - Oct 16, 2018
Lena and Martin were once madly in love. But, like many marriages, time and circumstance eventually took their toll, and they decide that everyone's lives would be better if they got a divorce. Facing a daunting real estate market, the couple decide
not to sell their house and to "Bird Nest" instead. The 'on-duty' parent will live in the house while the 'off-duty' parent will live in the detached garage. As Lena begins to dip her toes into the dating waters, Martin begins to see his own culpability in his marriage falling apart.
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- Hey, you know what I really miss?
- Hmm?
and Dad texted that he wanted to come,
What the hell?!
- Aroused?
- Well, not at this precise moment,
Okay, now you're rationalizing.
So...
Mm...
Ruin what? Our divorce?
Things aren't gonna go
wrong. It's different now.
Ahh! Oh, my God!
- You did?
- And it has this amazing deck
but trust me, okay? She
never would have wasted money
Oh, I literally just
showered and did my hair.
first-aid kit in case of
injury, snacks in case of hunger,
Can you... get the phone?
And apparently, Hazel is
home from Fashion Camp.
- Gotta run.
- Wait, don't you want to talk to...
And she was a two-face,
you know? Total Gemini.
And I love how your eyes
get all weird and squinty
I have such an overactive bladder.
Martin, the car won't start?!
- That's the mix Mason made for Hazel.
- Is it?
- ♪ Slicked back, white T-shirt ♪
- ♪ Slicked back, white T-shirt ♪
- ♪ Just take me home ♪
- ♪ Just take me home ♪
Babe! Babe, isn't this incredible?
Okay, well, change of
plans, right? Right?
The ocean is like a lullaby,
just lulling you to sleep.
I'm asking, does it feel king-sized?
- said "luxury king-sized mattress."
- Mm.
Unh... well, you know how she gets.
Well, no, but it's probably early.
I don't think we should mention
anything unless we know for sure.
one of you is not pulling
off that neck scarf.
It's bliss.
lounge on that deck, and see if
I can make any dolphin friends.
Now I gotcha!
- Are you okay holding for another minute?
- Yes, thank you.
and of the filthy hot tub, and
they agreed... it's not acceptable.
It's like you're missing it.
- We're sorry. All of our representatives...
- I thought things had changed...
and, oh, shower when you shower
even if I've already showered.
I used, like, six years of
rewards points to pay for it.
Thank you for your patience.
I understand you're dissatisfied
I understand. Would a 50%
refund be satisfactory?