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Season 3  "I am Unicorn"  3x2

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 27, 2011

Shelby Corcoran returns to the halls of McKinley High. Meanwhile, Mr. Schuester initiates a boot camp for some of the members of New Directions.

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Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
Mr. Schuester, would you mind if I dropped by for a little bit?
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
I've decided to include a student director this year.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Don't worry, I'm not going to poach any of your kids.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
You've never looked worse.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
I need thrift store couches under the bleachers.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
neon sign above my head that says, you know,
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Rumor has it that Judy Garland-
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Her first steps, first words...
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Look. I want you to be a part of Beth's life.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
Park and bark- I stand center stage
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Be the perfect Tony actually, in some respects.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
That's none of your business, okay? If you've come here
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
I was just going to do "I Feel Pretty,"
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
♪ There's a place for us ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
♪ Time together with time to spare ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
♪ There's a place for us ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Awesome.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
Dated the quarterback of the football team,
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
So now you're a train wreck. Well, congratulations.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
Hi, sweetie.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
♪ Wait, they're gonna hear a voice ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
♪ A thousand jokes ♪ Stick around for the jokes.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
♪ I'll blow my horn ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
♪ If you ain't, I'll tell you one more time ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
So?
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
star quality, shall we? Kurt was awesome.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
And we should definitely see who else comes in.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
I don't know why you're so upset.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
That's rude.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
It was the nightingale, and not the lark,
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
that yon grey is not the morning eye.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
♪ I am a shining star, I am a shining... ♪
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
But eventually, I realized
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
Talented enough to get into NYADA if you applied.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Number three: Miss Saigon, as Miss Saigon.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
I'm just tired of being a unicorn, Dad.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
Hey, who knows more about dancing- you or me?
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Sorry, Sue.
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Then we got to find someone
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
and, you know, talk campaign strategy
 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 51
♪ If I can wait ♪

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Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
I've decided to include a student director this year.
#2 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3 #3 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Don't worry, I'm not going to poach any of your kids.
#4 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5 #5 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
You've never looked worse.
#6 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
I need thrift store couches under the bleachers.
#7 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
neon sign above my head that says, you know,
#8 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Rumor has it that Judy Garland-
#9 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Her first steps, first words...
#10 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Look. I want you to be a part of Beth's life.
#11 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
Park and bark- I stand center stage
#12 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Be the perfect Tony actually, in some respects.
#13 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
That's none of your business, okay? If you've come here
#14 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
I was just going to do "I Feel Pretty,"
#15 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
♪ There's a place for us ♪
#16 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
♪ Time together with time to spare ♪
#17 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
♪ There's a place for us ♪
#18 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Awesome.
#19 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
Dated the quarterback of the football team,
#20 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
So now you're a train wreck. Well, congratulations.
#21 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22 #22 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
Hi, sweetie.
#23 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24 #24 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25 #25 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
♪ Wait, they're gonna hear a voice ♪
#26 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
♪ A thousand jokes ♪ Stick around for the jokes.
#27 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
♪ I'll blow my horn ♪
#28 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
♪ If you ain't, I'll tell you one more time ♪
#29 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
So?
#30 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
star quality, shall we? Kurt was awesome.
#31 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
And we should definitely see who else comes in.
#32 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
I don't know why you're so upset.
#33 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
That's rude.
#34 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
It was the nightingale, and not the lark,
#35 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
that yon grey is not the morning eye.
#36 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
♪ I am a shining star, I am a shining... ♪
#37 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
But eventually, I realized
#38 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39 #39 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40 #40 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
Talented enough to get into NYADA if you applied.
#41 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Number three: Miss Saigon, as Miss Saigon.
#42 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
I'm just tired of being a unicorn, Dad.
#43 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
Hey, who knows more about dancing- you or me?
#44 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45 #45 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46 #46 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Sorry, Sue.
#47 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Then we got to find someone
#48 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
and, you know, talk campaign strategy
#49 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50 #50 Recap of Glee Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 51
♪ If I can wait ♪
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