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Season 3

Aired 8 days ago - Feb 09, 2020

Fearing massive Democratic voter turnout, Cartoon Trump, with the help of Cartoon “Moscow” Mitch McConnell, guts election security measures, leaving the door wide open for Russian interference. Meanwhile, Cartoon Pete Buttigieg struggles to keep his campaign viable after the scandalous revelation that he’s only the mayor of South Bend, Indiana.

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Hello! I also served in Afghanistan
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make it seem like there's not a Pizza Hut just out of frame?
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But if voters focus on the mayor thing,
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Don't worry. We can still count on the Electoral College
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Hey, Joe, I was hoping for some advice,
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You'll be fine as long as you don't tell anyone
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He had to rub it in that the Kohl's deal fell through.
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don't ask these quiet statue guys for help.
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I'll collude with the Russians again,
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Say hello to your new Election Security Task Force!
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a fleece jacket with a logo on the breast.
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so inconceivable that I hesitate to give them a name.
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I have not had mayoral relations with that city.
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if I stop inviting her sisters to go dancing.
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set up some cameras in her tanning bed?
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but the heart of the American people wants what it wants.
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- and completely responsible. - We are true animals!
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if drinking half a beer a year means she has a problem.
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That is so alpha! You're my best friend.
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And the Republican-authored
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but it's got the word "security" in the title,
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to an undisclosed Caribbean island,
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But I really wanted the Democrats to try.
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A little place a friend left me in his will.
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so you can't provide the island's coordinates
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and me, a scrappy orphan from Brooklyn
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I chose the fabric, Ben chose the font,
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First higher third in the history of the news.
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I bailed. But I kept my eyes closed on the way down
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and I really can't be dogged by any Clinton stuff.
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- Aah! - Oh, hey.
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My purpose is to secure Republican power
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So I give Mary Lou Retton a good solid jolt to the ribs
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Yeah, we don't have to pay attention.
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"candidate" was misspelled in the prompter.
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Hey, you should make the presidential race
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I guess you're angry that I'm trying to deny
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by weaving into our Constitution a great tapestry of rules,
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The choice is yours.
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I didn't see anything and, even if I did, I'd never talk.
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Thanks. Do you think people will look past all of my deception?
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Nice touch to have the monitors replay
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..has been elected President...
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Ah, your beauty is wasted on them, Mitch.
Aired 15 days ago - Feb 02, 2020

After Cartoon Trump discovers that an impending economic downturn threatens his re-election chances, he and his sons Cartoon Don Jr. and Cartoon Eric must con the country into believing the economy has never been stronger. Meanwhile, a gaffe-prone Cartoon Joe Biden solicits help from Cartoon Ocasio-Cortez to help him appear “with it.”

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is just a coinci... Aah!
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is vacancies at overpriced ratholes!
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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♪ Come on, everybody, from Nevada to Maine ♪
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- Who's Brad? Are you Brad? - No.
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Money isn't everything. It's not gonna make you happy.
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They really like money.
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in the same conversation!
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to show America that I'm more with it than ever!
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Because of the economy, Slerve canceled the hunting trip!
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gnaw on chrome chandeliers has disappeared!
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Wow! If that's not a good sign, I don't know what is!
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Alright. How do we show Americans
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Uh, I have a non-costume, non-murder idea.
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I just bought a Rolls-Royce, brand-name toothpaste,
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Oh, how I've longed for the day you'd say that!
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I need your help appearing "with it"!
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They think I'm one of those big dolls you put on your porch
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Do you expect us to believe that he's been hired to do just that?
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It's one of those dolls that scares trick-or-treaters.
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He was a bad mama-jamma, old Shug.
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I bet America added so many jobs
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Crap. There's people of color!
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You know what I mean, folks?
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from Palm Beach to West Palm Beach.
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The Chinese bought the field
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This is America! Come on!
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Sugarpuff is eight years old.
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Immediately inject the banks
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And, by the way, no one cares about these Epstein flight logs.
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And to make this day even more disturbing,
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to a five-bedroom, six-bath in Scarsdale!
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He's got a theater in his basement.
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I just pray the economy is merciful and doesn't destroy
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I'm not tellin'! You'd forget them anyway!
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Well, then you'll have to learn it again in a new way.
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The only way to atone to them
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Bill, I'm screwed!
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Your mortality is why people like you.
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in our California king-sized tanning beds.
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and economic doom.
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It's okay. Thanks for... trying to grow.
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And over the past decade,
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Wow! Look at this, huh?
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Eric, it's the job you were born to do.
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who refuses to obey the demands of time.
Aired 22 days ago - Jan 26, 2020

After the House of Representatives impeaches Cartoon Trump, he teams up with Cartoon Sean Hannity to convince the nation he's been wrongly accused. Meanwhile, Cartoon Elizabeth Warren worries her wonky approach won't connect with Iowa voters and severely dumbs down her campaign with the help of Cartoon Brian Kilmeade, Cartoon Chris Cuomo, and Cartoon Joe Kennedy III. Season premiere MORE -LESS

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"Our Cartoon President".
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you could describe in one sentence?
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You don't think we thought about the bill?
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This is going to be a great year.
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We can slam this thing on the I.T. guy's head
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You, with the USB drive, get over here!
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God, I'm so jazzed!
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Anything else I can do besides keep you out of prison?
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It's a glorious sight.
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Maybe they just need someone who'll speak to them
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Can I have money for a jawbreaker?
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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The Dodd-Frank Act provided an oversight mandate
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Bar's driving through a tunnel.
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I have what it takes to pull this off.
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I thought it was yellow pancakes.
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I'm bad at it. Were you not listening?!
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- Nope. - Can you hold your head
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about a man wrongly accused.
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Thank goodness Chris Cuomo beat down the door.
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Uh-oh, tough question made my brain spring a leak!
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Tonight, for the first time, we hear his side of the story.
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is being held hostage by Adam Schiff,
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except for Germany.
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to say my last name and shut my handsome face.
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Hi, do you carry My Struggle: A Story of Hope
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♪ Of the President asking for an illegal favor ♪
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That was a big deposit, Brian.
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"Dear Sean, Put this book on your hat
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with the help of my talking truck.
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♪ If he could do anything ♪
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Evidence you pressured Ukraine to spy on Biden
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Okay, everyone, please don't leave your mess here.
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Uh, um, it's a complicated issue.
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for the impeachment trial of the President.
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Oh, hey, I think Karen was looking for you.
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I got embarrassed by Chuck Todd.
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Donald J. Trump!
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inappropriately moved to a highly classified server...
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and say my resignation leads to the end of mankind.
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I've just been calling Republicans
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Or they're the basis for an entire political dynasty.
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The defense will now make their case.
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Would the attorney for Mr. Trump
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Greetings, people of 2020.
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that the Senate Republicans have the majority.
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