Alone Together

Benji dismisses Esther's worries about the "Big One," then tries to use the fear of an earthquake apocalypse to his advantage when his sister arrives with an equally freaked-out friend.

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- please and thank you. - I love your white-trash box.

#2

It says 2004. That right time passed.

#3

Men are so gross.

#4

diarrhead yourself at Coldstone?

#5

in one box so that when disaster strikes

#6

Oh, my God, you raccoon!

#7

I think you need to go back to food therapy.

#8

Everybody knows I'm extremely trustworthy.

#9

had the same emergency plan as me.

#10

I mean, come on. Bill Gates, Tim Allen.

#11

- but great try. - It doesn't matter.

#12

Age shaming is so hot right now.

#13

I saw an Oprah on it. It's so bad.

#14

Um, here's what I know. I called the zoo,

#15

If there is an earthquake, everyone's gonna drown in a tsunami.

#16

I can't tell you where that tequila is.

#17

- I wanna show up Dave Grohl. - Come here.

#18

Clara's been liking my Instagram posts,

#19

Fine, but don't sabotage stuff with me and Clara.

#20 #21

Yeah, I think the article was about that, too, sure.

#22

Oh, my God, what is she wearing?

#23

Well, it's a conversation starter.

#24

They're fashionistas. They're not...

#25

Look, people want to have a little bit of fun

#26

- Please! - No!

#27

just wheezing all over my couch every day

#28

That smells like American Idol.

#29

Was that an earthquake?

#30

but my guess is yes, most of Los Angeles is probably on fire

#31

I'm here. I'm safe.

#32

I should've just had sex with my hot cousin.

#33

So we're trapped here with no phone and no internet.

#34

So I'm sure most guys make you eggs,

#35

What are you talking about?

#36 #37

This was our plan to keep them here, remember?

#38

which is another betrayal.

#39

Make her stop!

#40

Do you want the pink one?

#41

This is all in your head, okay?

#42

Okay.

#43

You're so inspiring, Alia. What's your secret?

#44 #45

I'll probably stick around here.

#46

- Relax. - I'm going under!

#47

Goodbye.

#48

I'm really glad you're here.

#49

I prefer the drama of candlelight.

#50