Alone Together

While standing in line for a cosmetics pop-up store, Esther attempts to avoid the distractions of rabid teenage girls and cutthroat mothers while Benji roams off.

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They're about to hand out the wristbands and he's not here yet.

#2

I don't know if that's a hero.

#3

'cause they couldn't stop fighting

#4

Okay, team, listen up.

#5

[BENJI] Nice. You're the Suge Knight of the lip gloss game.

#6

- Oh, cool! - Oh, my God!

#7

for safety reasons just let us know.

#8

or as we call them in the break room, second responders.

#9

and I wanna get in some steps, so I'm just gonna go.

#10 #11

Hey, man, we are no longer a weed store.

#12

Can't live up to those expectations. Am I not right?

#13

They buy one fish, their lives change so dramatically.

#14

Not like creepy fish sex stuff.

#15

Isn't your boss gonna get mad at you?

#16 #17

Yeah.

#18

And you all think this?

#19

with mac and cheese proofs of purchases.

#20

Are you tracking his phone location?

#21

That stuff happens way more often than people think.

#22 #23

The inside of this tank is mirrored.

#24

Hey, man, it's David.

#25

My roommates won't even let me cook chili for them anymore.

#26

No, it's just a fantasy right now.

#27 #28

Are you about to do a magic trick for the teens?

#29

Okay, you're just having a reaction.

#30

and then Benji's making it about him,

#31

- 26 and 27. - Oh, cool.

#32

If that were the case, that would be extremely illegal,

#33

I won't touch it, but I know that it's fake.

#34

- Happy New Year. - Yeah, you, too. Have a good one.

#35

Yeah, I don't care what you do.

#36

You don't have that. Your neck's fine.

#37

That's not how scalping rules work.

#38

I don't know if I can sell you this fish in this environment.

#39

I am seeing someone today, though,

#40

Esther, I'm really happy for you,

#41

You were just saying that you get tons of chicks.

#42 #43

You guys, friends, hey. It's me, remember?

#44

Oh, my God, that is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

#45 #46 #47 #48

I took the Hippocratic oath.

#49

That's great. I was raised by my parents.

#50