My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman

A schism would be a disconnect.

they were going to pull your Show Business license,

on stage, in a theatrical production or in film.

You just couldn't do that anymore.

Every place else in life,

That's all I wanted to do was get on The Tonight Show and then I thought,

Suffice it to say that I was non grata at The Comedy Store.

- Right. Yeah, yeah. - And the place exploded.

- Your house. Neither? - Neither, neither. Neither.

You know the Leno joke which I love when he was...

- Not lately. Is it good? - Oh, man!

because I don't know anything about raising a child.

you're going to suck and you know that's true.

is the person who gets the opportunity

But a lot of that was enforced by The Tonight Show.

We really were, very much wanted to entertain ourselves.

is the physical challenge of it.

It's a selfish pursuit, either way.

We've decided as a group. I don't decide.

So, I saw the complete script of what she had done.

I've just seen her on TV, but everybody talks about

I was talking about something else, I don't know what it was,

I used to think it was they put it in plastic

And I turned to go out and I hear him say,

So, with regard to changing it...

So you get on the chair lift and you're sitting next to a person...

When somebody says, "I don't know, I think that's a little too Jewish."

It was damn good.

"This will be my last bat." He saying this to us.

- Joey Votto knows who I am. - Yeah, yeah.

and he has to add, "Ya-hoo!"

- Oh! Well... - Just why, why we...

and maybe it's an oblong box, maybe it's a square box.

That's what I want to know.

- That it's just a hard thing to do. - Yeah, that's right.

I didn't have anything to begin with.