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Season 3  "The ASSes"  3x9

Aired 6 years ago - Oct 04, 2019

A big standardized test sends everyone into a panic -- except for Jay, who just scored an Adderall prescription.

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Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
The pansexual thing sounds intriguing. Could you speak to that some more?
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
okay, or a burrito that's transitioning into a taco, comprende?
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
- There was a child stripper. - Ew.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
I'll give you two words. Three... somes.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Is it okay if we French kiss in front of you?
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
Oh, they're not fun. There's so many variables.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
- like, a sexy friend. - Hand on arm...
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
'Cause these lists ain't woke, they're gross.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
These lists are so not cool, and I'm sick of the boys objectifying us.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
who, let's change the subject, is doing some solid reporting.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
I would never make a list like that.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Just, you know, trying something different.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
- Oh, my God, I'm so in. - Fuck it, me too.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
♪ The ghosts of Richard Pryor And Marlon Brando ♪
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
they might've liked to have done it openly while they were alive.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Ugh.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
- Really? - I like a little rascal I can bat around.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Cat medicine and a white onion, sweetheart.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Let me see that tail.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
The number one ranked boy is Devon and the number one girl is Ali.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
You have to... scroll down.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
- Interesting. - I might've glanced.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
- Jay. This is a closed set. - I jack down to girls and boys.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
We have got to put a delay on these broadcasts.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
- Biami is not a real place. - See, Caleb gets it.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
you thought it was so cool.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
- Oh, good Lord. - So... are you, like, into either of us?
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
- How do you like it? - Like... Like... Like...
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
It's your perfect woman.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
- They're making everybody feel shitty. - Darn tootin'.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
♪ I must have traded my heart For funny and smart ♪
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
♪ Well, they oughta be crown' me the king of cool ♪
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
- ♪ How great I am? ♪ - ♪ Why does nobody get it? ♪
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
You stolen my hairstyle, you copy cow.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Why don't you go talk to a high-school man?
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
- Oh, she loves you, Andrew. - No, no, down, down.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
I'm the number one boy in the grade. Swag.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Oh, my God, that's bullshit.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
with your pansexuality and your smooth skin
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
But if you don't wanna get married
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Totally. Hey, have you seen Devin's sister? She is so wasted.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
And if I can't see that, well, then, maybe I'm the monster.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Yes. Because you'd be the only one on it.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Are you kidding? Do you have any idea why I left my old school?
 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
you wanna squeeze my dong so hard that I shit myself.

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Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2 #2 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
okay, or a burrito that's transitioning into a taco, comprende?
#3 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
- There was a child stripper. - Ew.
#4 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
I'll give you two words. Three... somes.
#5 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Is it okay if we French kiss in front of you?
#6 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
Oh, they're not fun. There's so many variables.
#7 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
- like, a sexy friend. - Hand on arm...
#8 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
'Cause these lists ain't woke, they're gross.
#9 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
These lists are so not cool, and I'm sick of the boys objectifying us.
#10 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
who, let's change the subject, is doing some solid reporting.
#11 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
I would never make a list like that.
#12 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Just, you know, trying something different.
#13 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
- Oh, my God, I'm so in. - Fuck it, me too.
#14 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
♪ The ghosts of Richard Pryor And Marlon Brando ♪
#15 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
they might've liked to have done it openly while they were alive.
#16 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Ugh.
#17 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
- Really? - I like a little rascal I can bat around.
#18 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Cat medicine and a white onion, sweetheart.
#19 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Let me see that tail.
#20 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
The number one ranked boy is Devon and the number one girl is Ali.
#21 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22 #22 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
You have to... scroll down.
#23 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
- Interesting. - I might've glanced.
#24 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
- Jay. This is a closed set. - I jack down to girls and boys.
#25 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
We have got to put a delay on these broadcasts.
#26 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
- Biami is not a real place. - See, Caleb gets it.
#27 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
you thought it was so cool.
#28 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
- Oh, good Lord. - So... are you, like, into either of us?
#29 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
- How do you like it? - Like... Like... Like...
#30 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
It's your perfect woman.
#31 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32 #32 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
- They're making everybody feel shitty. - Darn tootin'.
#33 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
♪ I must have traded my heart For funny and smart ♪
#34 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
♪ Well, they oughta be crown' me the king of cool ♪
#35 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
- ♪ How great I am? ♪ - ♪ Why does nobody get it? ♪
#36 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
You stolen my hairstyle, you copy cow.
#37 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Why don't you go talk to a high-school man?
#38 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
- Oh, she loves you, Andrew. - No, no, down, down.
#39 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
I'm the number one boy in the grade. Swag.
#40 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Oh, my God, that's bullshit.
#41 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
with your pansexuality and your smooth skin
#42 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
But if you don't wanna get married
#43 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44 #44 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Totally. Hey, have you seen Devin's sister? She is so wasted.
#45 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
And if I can't see that, well, then, maybe I'm the monster.
#46 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Yes. Because you'd be the only one on it.
#47 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.
#48 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Are you kidding? Do you have any idea why I left my old school?
#49 Recap of Big Mouth Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
you wanna squeeze my dong so hard that I shit myself.
#50