Marlon

Marlon offers to be Ashley’s wingman during a night out at a club. All is going well until Marlon meets someone and Ashley finds herself jealous. Yvette gives Stevie a makeover and kisses him in an attempt to make her ex jealous.

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that slept upside-down like a bat?

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living on your couch.

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I'm gonna be your wingman.

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We ain't gonna be like, "No, she like it counterclockwise."

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Oh, that club's perfect.

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your granddaddy-in-the-face looking ass.

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of that damn pantsuit.

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You look like Dr. Ben Carson's only black friend.

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I believe the Cotton Club is this way.

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- Really? - Yeah.

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- Fair trade. - Mm-hmm.

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"Come here. Give me your number."

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- Hey. - Hey.

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Oh, "The Marlon Way."

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- It was? - It was.

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and the first epidural didn't really take.

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and you telling him about the foot coming out.

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kids and STDs.

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Rude.

#21 #22

I don't know.

#23 #24

You just love crazy, don't you?

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- Girl, he is fine as hell. - Yeah, he is fine.

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Yeah, well, I do have a puma though.

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let's assume pumas have spots.

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with your emotional maturity tonight.

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- Hi. - Hey.

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Ah, hell no.

#32 #33

Radio was teaching them!

#34

Well, I've just been trying to recruit Marlon here

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It releases toxins and promotes circulation.

#36

Oh, so, um, who has any particularly disgusting

#37

because I bite mine and smell 'em too, so...

#38

You was wingmaning for me.

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I've been waiting here all night for your ass.

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he's walking out of VIP right now.

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- I thought it was. - God!

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Easy, Marlon.

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let me holler at you right quick, huh?

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Gerard is sitting there holding a sign with your name on it.

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Oh, please!

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Ashley, are you okay?

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You gonna take that?

#48

sure as hell want to know.

#49

Marlon, you better get your little friend

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