Marlon

Marlon goes all out for his 43rd birthday and decides to throw himself a funeral party after attending his barber's funeral. Everyone speaks at Marlon's party, talking about all the insensitive jokes he made at their expense. This makes Marlon worry that he is too harsh on everyone. They reassure him that they love him and know that even when he is making fun of them it's because he cares.

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White people crazy, man.

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We all we got! We CMB!

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I'm sorry, Pops.

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I got you, you slicky-slickies.

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There's no surprise party?

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This is worse than the Father's Day

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Oh, no, no, don't do me no favors.

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Man, see, that's a good brother.

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I'm so glad I got my haircut today.

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His kids ran to him

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They don't even care about my birthday.

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I got it.

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Told y'all about shushing me. Don't be shushing me.

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Marlon, this is the most ridiculous birthday party

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♪ Wayne ♪

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Ah, Sister Veronica,

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We could barely close the casket, you know?

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Cha-ching! Pow!

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Oh, I... I see somebody's upset,

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Now I'd like to open the floor

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Won't you say appreci... ♪ ation ♪

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I was married to Marlon Wayne for 16 years.

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That, or he'd say I was too light-skinned,

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Here's a few of my favorites:

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Okay, okay, now... now... now get to the good stuff, huh?

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every day for the next 16 years.

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But what else can I say about Marlon?

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he's not here to defend himself,

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Wait, did these bastards just say I'm going to hell

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That's not how it went down at Frankie's funeral.

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I don't know what just happened back there.

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The same lunatic who would throw a damn funeral

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I don't know, Ash.

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I know.

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I... I don't mean old-school,

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And, Zack, what did you say when I offered to give your dad

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"Three steps is not a travel.

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You lost weight. I see you.

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Marlon clowning all your dates

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and only pooed at your house.

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was one of the saddest nights of my life...

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it'll be like we're still married."

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because you always make me laugh.

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What would I do without you guys?

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♪ On the rough side ♪

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