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Season 5  "All Happy Families..."  5x4

Aired 20 years ago - Mar 28, 2004

Tony and Carmela quarrel after A.J. spends a wild night in the Big Apple. Tony is forced to make a decision about Feech when he continues to overstep his bounds. Carmela finds a romantic interest in A.J.'s guidance counselor, while the war in New York claims its first two casualties.

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Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 1
It's goin' away.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
Encourage extracurricular activity, you said.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
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Feech has forgiven, even if he hasn't forgotten.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
The maid walks in. She says, "What's goin' on?"
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
If it was a black couple or a gay couple they'd be in.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
If we can nudge Lem's verbals past 760 on the next round,
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
He says he's tryin' his best.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
all in all he seemed to be handling the split well.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
What's going on, Mary?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
- I'm gonna catch shit at school. - So what do you wanna do?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
He had the concept of sharing before any of the other toddlers.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
I'm running a fucking business not a popularity contest.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
The desire to cleanse himself of the deed.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
"Drum solo"? That's the basic four-four.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 22
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
Then he shows the C.P.A. where he's gonna live.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
All right, all right, bet two.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
So, you guys like your job?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
Apparently there's been an armed robbery.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
She's just gonna call back.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but he was pretty zapped.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
Come on, open the fucking door!
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
I'm not really in that business, Ira.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
I told you I can't put you through. Room 417 has a block on the line.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 33
- Later. I don't feel good. - What happened to your face?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
She's covering for him. It's what sisters are supposed to do.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35
- We were right by the hotel. - Enough of your lying.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
- He can go live with you. - Don't get dramatic now, all right?
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
or I never would have let him stay in New York. I knew he wasn't ready.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
- What the fuck are you talking about? - The lawn cutting.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
Come here.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
No, we gotta do this shit. You don't wanna know, it's all fucked up.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
I'm not so sure now.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
You know, he would be drawn right in... you know.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46
- And the honey balsamic chicken. - Thank you.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
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- In 15 minutes. - No, now.
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50

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Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
Encourage extracurricular activity, you said.
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Feech has forgiven, even if he hasn't forgotten.
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The maid walks in. She says, "What's goin' on?"
#9
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If it was a black couple or a gay couple they'd be in.
#11
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
If we can nudge Lem's verbals past 760 on the next round,
#12
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
He says he's tryin' his best.
#13
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
all in all he seemed to be handling the split well.
#14
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What's going on, Mary?
#15
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- I'm gonna catch shit at school. - So what do you wanna do?
#17
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He had the concept of sharing before any of the other toddlers.
#18
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
I'm running a fucking business not a popularity contest.
#19
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
The desire to cleanse himself of the deed.
#20
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
"Drum solo"? That's the basic four-four.
#21
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Then he shows the C.P.A. where he's gonna live.
#23
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
All right, all right, bet two.
#24
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
So, you guys like your job?
#25
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
Apparently there's been an armed robbery.
#26
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
She's just gonna call back.
#27
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but he was pretty zapped.
#28
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
Come on, open the fucking door!
#29
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
I'm not really in that business, Ira.
#30
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
I told you I can't put you through. Room 417 has a block on the line.
#31
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- Later. I don't feel good. - What happened to your face?
#33
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
She's covering for him. It's what sisters are supposed to do.
#34
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35
- We were right by the hotel. - Enough of your lying.
#35
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
- He can go live with you. - Don't get dramatic now, all right?
#36
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
or I never would have let him stay in New York. I knew he wasn't ready.
#37
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- What the fuck are you talking about? - The lawn cutting.
#39
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Come here.
#41
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No, we gotta do this shit. You don't wanna know, it's all fucked up.
#43
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
I'm not so sure now.
#44
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
You know, he would be drawn right in... you know.
#45
Recap of The Sopranos Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46
- And the honey balsamic chicken. - Thank you.
#46
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- In 15 minutes. - No, now.
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