Detroiters

Tim and Sam discover that the Chrysler executive they ran over has led a terrible life ever since; after appearing in one of the guys' ads, Pistons legend Rick Mahorn gets serious about acting.

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You remind me of, uh,

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Uh, you know, I asked them not to introduce me like that.

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♪ Win a D tonight ♪

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But we're ready to get back up and stand tall.

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It's the size of the fight in the dog.

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Chrysler Pacifica.

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Let's take a look.

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My parents were killed in an alley,

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♪ On Greenfield and Warren next to the big brown house ♪

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Who knew everyone was gonna use Kid Rock, right?

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I'd love to meet with you next week.

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all I cared about was winning a stupid D Award.

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- Go right in. - Thank you.

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but Rick Mahorn can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

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Rick Mahorn can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

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Join us.

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In order to afford the dream home,

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- No. - Can we finish, please?

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I apologize; I'm going through some personal stuff right now,

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And it would blow each and every one of you

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To be honest, we just set this meeting up to be polite.

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I've got to see this mascot.

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He's going to heaven now.

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We have to tell Carter what we did.

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What's the name of your store again?

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but, rather, in the murderer's blood and semen.

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worked my fingers to the bone.

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- Mama! - Mama!

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You think we gon' miss a meal in this house?

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Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick!

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- What are the odds? - Oh, you know her.

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No, guys, it's something good.

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It was great, actually.

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was the best thing that ever happened to you.

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