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Sam struggles to come up with a worthy speech to make at his father's 60th birthday party; Tim is elated that an off-duty clown is in attendance and presses him to perform.

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#2

Sam, take it easy on us this year.

#3 #4

Uh, Mr. Bones, I want you to meet my best friend, Tim.

#5

Uh, you're in costume.

#6 #7

Wait. Was that the joke?

#8

And when... when I got down to that hospital,

#9

you can hear you even through your tears.

#10

Looks like they wish we were back together.

#11

You know I can have anyone thrown in jail whenever I feel like it.

#12

I don't have anything for my dad's speech.

#13

Ah, it's so good to see you two.

#14

I'm going next. Wish me luck.

#15 #16

Now, if I may quote the great Homer,

#17 #18

I'm just hungry.

#19

Oh, well, I'm sorry,

#20

You see how big he is and how small you are?

#21 #22

Good job, baby.

#23

Never mind. Don't do it.

#24 #25

That bitch waitress won't get me a beer.

#26 #27 #28 #29

Does everybody remember when Mr. Duvet had a mustache?

#30

'cause it always had food in it.

#31

be like, "Wait a minute, we haven't had corn in weeks".

#32

He has the second-greatest only to Aunt Lacey!

#33 #34

That's my husband! That's my husband!

#35 #36

That's before I knew they were gonna kill.

#37

You should.

#38 #39

Mom, have you been drinking wine?

#40 #41

Now, that was a nice speech.

#42 #43 #44

What am I gonna do?

#45

I just want to let my dad know how I feel about him.

#46

I could hear you all the way in the back of the bathroom.

#47

With a poo.

#48

but there was so much poop that it got stuck in the pipe.

#49 #50