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Season 3  "Wuffenloaf"  3x1

Aired 5 years ago - Mar 29, 2019

God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

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? And it's usually quite loud ?
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Sorry we almost left town without you yesterday.
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with Aunt Cathy, looping me in about my whole goddamn future
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It eats?
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It also says, "Please, baby, don't involve Anne.
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and then I will absolutely stop and call an Uber
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How's the fruit salad?
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Don't tell anybody.
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But one day, you will.
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after an outbreak of a deadly virus in the town of Pozica.
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people with wild imaginations have made up stories about our country.
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I didn't realize Guca was this week.
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Yes. It's just...
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Well, it was really important to her and she could be useful.
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but maybe, my life does have a greater purpose.
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Or, going the other way, starts baptizing believers into the Church of Sheila?
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Is there anybody else home?
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Those people are the Jews of Southeast Asia.
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You and me, we're the team. We got this.
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Boom bam bing, and I'll be banging you before Fallon.
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In fact, we're all going to stay right where we are.
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I'm getting hysterical and I need to be next to Roy.
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Let's party.
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- It's so weird. - So weird.
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Just dropping off a couple of things for our Sheila.
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- just get away with it? - Oh, no. They won't get away with it.
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The cops are here, man! Let's go!
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- I don't even know if it's real. - Sweetheart.
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And I'm never leaving you anywhere.
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Wow.
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And now Anne took all your food, and the Nazis are on to us
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