Santa Clarita Diet

OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.

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- Can I have yours? - Then I wouldn't get one.

#2

Abby, we're trying. What about that job message board?

#3 #4 #5

And I know you're worried I'm gonna go out there and kill somebody,

#6

We got a hit on the job posting. There's a Serbian gentleman in Newhall

#7 #8

questioning, different races, tall or small, thin or large.

#9

Well... I am being harassed by the interdimensional beings again.

#10

She didn't want it.

#11 #12

She didn't look the same.

#13

Oh? You wanna go in the yard and have a game of catch?

#14

You displayed genuine compassion with Ron.

#15 #16

Eric, she's 16. Come on, you can come with me.

#17

Of course, in Santa Clarita, everything's near a mall, right?

#18 #19

I don't have it yet. I figured you'd want to watch me do it.

#20 #21

I need a fresh gallbladder,

#22

- Would you like to stay for a chocolat? - Not in a million years.

#23 #24 #25 #26

Our kitchen looks like the inside of a shark.

#27

- You got bile? - I did!

#28 #29

and it's going to be awkward.

#30

- Oh! - We wanted to see that you're all right.

#31 #32

- Do you want the cookies? - Of course.

#33

Really? No one's gonna argue that?

#34

since I've become extra "kill-y."

#35 #36

There's just so much happening right now.

#37 #38 #39

Okay. When I was at the "time-out resort," I had a roommate, Ron.

#40

What?

#41

- Mom brought us food. - She even got me a shrimp cocktail.

#42 #43

But you have to ask for tall Debbie because white Debbie is a cunt.

#44

It'll be the nicest room in the house.

#45 #46 #47

But we should keep the chains, you know, for sex stuff.

#48

Don't eat me.

#49

Oh, I love that thing. The savings really add up.

#50