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Season 2  "No Family is Perfect"  2x1

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 23, 2018

OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.

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- Can I have yours? - Then I wouldn't get one.
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Abby, we're trying. What about that job message board?
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And I know you're worried I'm gonna go out there and kill somebody,
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We got a hit on the job posting. There's a Serbian gentleman in Newhall
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questioning, different races, tall or small, thin or large.
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Well... I am being harassed by the interdimensional beings again.
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She didn't want it.
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She didn't look the same.
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Oh? You wanna go in the yard and have a game of catch?
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You displayed genuine compassion with Ron.
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Eric, she's 16. Come on, you can come with me.
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Of course, in Santa Clarita, everything's near a mall, right?
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I don't have it yet. I figured you'd want to watch me do it.
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I need a fresh gallbladder,
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- Would you like to stay for a chocolat? - Not in a million years.
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Our kitchen looks like the inside of a shark.
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- You got bile? - I did!
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and it's going to be awkward.
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- Oh! - We wanted to see that you're all right.
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- Do you want the cookies? - Of course.
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Really? No one's gonna argue that?
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since I've become extra "kill-y."
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There's just so much happening right now.
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Okay. When I was at the "time-out resort," I had a roommate, Ron.
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What?
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- Mom brought us food. - She even got me a shrimp cocktail.
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But you have to ask for tall Debbie because white Debbie is a cunt.
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It'll be the nicest room in the house.
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But we should keep the chains, you know, for sex stuff.
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Don't eat me.
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Oh, I love that thing. The savings really add up.
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