Aired 4 years ago - Feb 12, 2020
Worried about what the future may hold for him after high school, Archie seeks advice from an unlikely source — Hiram Lodge. Meanwhile, Veronica begins to spiral after learning some devastating news about someone close to her. Finally, accusations made against Jughead leaves his future at Stonewall Prep hanging in the balance.
I just want to enjoy these last few
months at Riverdale High with you,
for failure to deliver
satisfactory material by March 15th.
Yeah. Like a prep school thriller.
I've gotten away from myself, Archie.
Mr. Jones, ten pages of
autobiographical hokum won't save you.
I hate to ask, T.T., but will you
scrutinize this enigmatic patron?
since I like your vibe so much,
I thought you said we
were gonna have fun.
Yeah.
Well, I've been hopping from job to job
Oh, and let me guess who accused me.
Jones, where's this
magical exonerating laptop?
Hell, it's my name.
It's our family name.
How do you think Barnard will react
And I'm gonna call
your mother about this.
I have no choice but to answer.
♪ I'm better on the other side ♪
How about we get out of here?
Well, I don't know what he's
told you about his condition...
But this is my book.
And right now, you have to give
some of that strength to your dad.
which is why we conducted
a blind taste test
Well, then I only have
one thing left to say.
So, don't for a second think you
understand Daddy better than me.
and the story of the affair at the ready
I don't think you had
an affair with Chipping.
I do have a tape of you and
Ponytail doing the nasty.
tarnishing Stonewall's name
and destroying your future.
There was no way I
was winning that today.
To hell with Bret, to hell
with this entire school.
It's all gonna be okay, I promise.
I'll go to summer school for my diploma,
I said we'd meet up with
him once we got here.
Follow me.
I promise you, we are going to find out
Aired 4 years ago - Feb 05, 2020
Archie grows concerned for Frank after someone from his past arrives in Riverdale. Betty and Alice's investigation into incidents at Stonewall Prep leads them on a collision course with their number one suspect. Jughead challenges Bret to a duel to
settle their grievances, while Toni, Kevin and Fangs seek revenge against Nick St. Clair, who has shown up unexpectedly in Riverdale. Finally, a trip to New York City gives Veronica an opportunity to catch up with her old friend Katy Keene.
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Aired 4 years ago - Jan 29, 2020
Determined to give Frank a second chance, Archie gives him a job at Andrew’s Construction. Betty channels her energy into taking Bret down and defeating Stonewall Prep at the Quiz Show Championship, while Veronica and Cheryl team up for an unlikely business venture. Finally, Kevin’s date with a new suitor takes a strange and unexpected turn.
So I ask you again, Dr. Beaker,
are you a rum drinker?
Cool, guys, let's get to work.
for glassmaking
since the 13th century?
Ah, that's Bret, huh?
Not knowing why
is driving me crazy.
Forsythe's best work stems
from his personal experiences.
If you give me a little more
time, I can come up with another...
You gotta remember
by making the main ingredient
maple syrup,
Why're you making me out
to be the villain here?
we'd reopen I. Bonne Nuit
as a dance club.
But I want to apologize
for what I did to you.
for a Baxter Brothers novel.
Yeah, well, I think he's made
the wrong decision.
it would generate bad press,
problems with other students.
This is what it means
to be a Quill and Skull.
You didn't have to come.
It has been brought
to my attention
Play your cards right, stud,
and you'll find out.
What if we keep this location open
as a nightclub as a distraction?
That's a shame.
You could make some serious bank.
offering exclusivity,
discretion...
- Cheryl, she's a killer.
- So was Betty's father.
It had nothing to do with you.
- Betty.
- Hi.
Oh, my God, Mom.
What did you do?
Another fantastic Quiz Show.
Thanks for joining in.
I wanted to beat Bret
fair and square.
We treat it with honor,
with respect.
Why aren't you at work?
Aired 4 years ago - Jan 22, 2020
As Riverdale High prepares for the championship football game against Stonewall Prep, Betty gets to work on a story about the rivalry between the schools. Archie is conflicted when Mary tells him about Uncle Frank’s troubled past. Cheryl goes head
to head with Ms. Appleyard, the school’s new cheerleading coach, and Veronica hits a road block with her latest Luna Rum recipe. Finally, Jughead is forced to pick a side after the perks of attending Stonewall Prep begin to interfere with his personal life.
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- Stonewall sucks.
- Hmm.
I really appreciate you putting me
up here for the last couple of weeks,
Let me ask you, Frank.
Full disclosure, Bret,
I wasn't going to interview you.
Luna is all about
valuing tradition,
meet us in the basement
tonight, ten o'clock sharp.
At least, that's what I heard.
Where's Bret?
and when I told my mom,
she didn't believe me.
T.T., whyfor the long face?
Come on, babe.
No.
I guess I'm just not used to people
actually treating me like a real writer.
Then he'd turn into
a bit of a madman.
Probably, it was Bret.
According to the official
police report, it was.
Ah!
And that winning streak is gonna
continue, right, boys?
Excuse us.
No.
I don't think there's
anything you could do.
dealing.
if you make another bottle,
I will sue you
too much damage
has been done, Daddy.
that could be a stain
on our school,
A story that celebrates your
classmates and your school.
This is my choice
to make, not yours.
♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch ♪
♪ I'll give you somethin'
To live for ♪
All right, bring it in.
Guys like you, and me, and Munroe,
have to take what we can get,
Hey! Betty.
Hang on a sec.
Aired 4 years ago - Dec 11, 2019
After declaring war on Hiram, Veronica enlists a secret weapon against her father - her Abuelita. Archie and FP team up to take Dodge down for good, while Betty and Charles investigate a series of strange attacks aimed at Betty. Elsewhere, Jughead's
search for his grandpa, Forsythe Pendleton Jones I, leads to more questions than answers, while Cheryl finally makes peace with the past that's been haunting her.
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The mayor's office.
Honey, it's your sister.
First, there's one more thing
you should know.
Please, I didn't do it.
I didn't do this, Betty.
I've been thinking about
expanding my business,
Wait, seriously? How?
Did somebody...
It's about Eddie. He and Malcolm
went looking for Dodger and his brothers.
She's in prison.
what a surprise.
Did you really think I was
gassing myself to an early grave?
and actual murder
of my father,
That franchise is worth
millions now.
If that was the case,
he would have killed me too, wouldn't he?
As in, Betty Cooper,
Repeated three times in a row.
But what the hell would happen if I
heard the trigger word three times?
On the contrary,
Mumzie,
How can I live knowing
that you are happy
you'll wish you were bricked up
in Thistlehouse's walls.
♪ Ma, tell me
When the boys get here ♪
♪ Well, they're packed
Pretty tight in here tonight ♪
♪ Get about as oiled
As a diesel train ♪
Well, I hope
the song and dance was fun,
But maybe this wild goose chase I
went on could be worth something.
You wretched child.
but I'll bet it's a good story.
Cheryl, are you sure?
I did.
Aired 4 years ago - Dec 04, 2019
As residents across Riverdale begin receiving more mysterious videotapes on their doorsteps, the seniors of Riverdale High eagerly await their college decision letters. Concerned that the stress may be getting to them, Mrs. Burble, the school's
guidance counselor, meets with Betty, Archie, Veronica, Cheryl and Jughead to discuss what's plaguing them.
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Oh, we're in the middle
of a session, Mrs. Cooper.
for this irresponsible
disregard for her future.
Oh, oh,
so you joining a cult,
-Context.
-Did you ever realize
that maybe
Betty's young.
Betty is a child.
-But not for
the right reasons, Mom.
-Wha...
It's just...
the horrible, unhealthy things
that you have done.
Now, who can tell me...
To take over
Andrews Construction?
or tell me that
you're putting yourself
or anyone else in danger,
I really identify
with them, you know?
But to do it safely,
we have to acknowledge
I don't wanna give up
on my work
at the community center.
and the sorry lot of yams
you call educators,
I don't eat nougat,
I don't take bribes,
your time
in conversion therapy,
I talk to Jason.
Julian's driving you insane.
That the evil spirit
of an absorbed fetus
Mmm-hmm. I'm going to give you
the number of a doctor I know
What do you want, Daddy?
Son of a--
Because now, I'll never know
if I could do it on my own.
because Veronica Luna
is no one's Cordelia.
It's primal. Cosmic.
The Oedipus
and Electra complexes.
Mrs. Burble,
but your "teen-speak"
So my last question is this.
And yet I can't imagine
any teachers here
Public suicide,
that's, uh, tragic.
Are you paranoid,
chasing windmills?
An inheritance,
status, prestige.
is some kind of wronged hero.
Oh, and just...
take the rest of it.
You're my last one today.
Hi, um, my name is...
I don't wanna say.
Promise me, no matter what
the contents of this envelope,
you're here for me.
Mrs. B enlightened me
to the realization
Yes. But then you
ruined it for me.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 20, 2019
Archie’s plan to host a peaceful Thanksgiving dinner at the community center quickly gets derailed when some unexpected guests arrive. Stranded at Stonewall Prep by an ice storm, Jughead and Betty search for clues about a recent death on campus.
Elsewhere, while FP, Alice, Hiram and Hermione wait out the storm together at Pop’s, Cheryl and Toni get resourceful as they host a dinner for Cheryl’s family.
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The family's request.
And it was clearly a suicide.
Well, then hurry up
and get here already.
How is that good news, Cheryl?
Feast your eyes on this, boys.
Let me guess,
the Mayor?
FP? What's wrong?
So, can we have turkey dinner
at Pop's tomorrow night?
just to get
what you want.
We need to scare dear Cricket off,
once and for all,
and send her fleeing
into the night,
Yeah, but what leverage
did DuPont have over Chipping
Well, then DuPont may have used
Chipping's blackmail material
Wasn't expecting
to see you here tonight.
I just raid
the vending machine?
But I'm thinking, maybe we should
keep the center open overnight.
don't threaten my boyfriend
with an ax.
Can I offer you some
mulled berry wine to start?
how about some of that
delicious food I'm smelling?
Well, considering we're trapped
here until the morning, at least,
when I asked you to shut down
Archie's community center earlier.
There is the story of the first
Blossom Thanksgiving, but...
Stomachs, groaning so loud,
We Blossoms have always
been highly carnivorous.
digested.
Are we clear?
Hell, writing fake suicide
notes, how cool is that?
I can't live my life doing
Hiram's bidding, Alice.
we have nothing to worry about
but ourselves.
And poor Donna.
Sure, but in the meantime,
how...
Bless us, O Lord, for these,
the gifts which we're about to receive.
Now I guess there's no
doubt about it anymore.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 13, 2019
As Archie struggles to keep the neighborhood kids away from Dodger’s influence, he turns to an unexpected ally for help. Jughead uncovers a mystery surrounding the author of the Baxter Brothers books, while Betty confronts Charles about his past.
Finally, Veronica deals with a major shake-up at home, and Cheryl and Toni get some unexpected visitors at Thistlehouse.
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That's great, but go after Dodger.
Oh, my God.
Murder?
the stylistic differences
from book one to book two
It was like some darkness took over.
you know who.
Why not just ask me, if
you're so damn curious?
Plus, we get all the
free pizza that we want.
What for was I summoned Ms. Bell?
Booth 11 is the worst. Enemies only.
Cheryl, we let ourselves
in. Hope that's all right.
scrubbed the room clean with bleach.
...tell you that I'm sorry
for your loss, Archie.
All of you.
Is that what freedom looks like?
...tie each other up to spice things up.
Yeah, but Dodger's still
giving them free pizza.
Bitsy Bane is the next door
neighbor of the Baxter Brothers.
He said the man was bludgeoned
to death in the kitchen.
I told you he's that guy in the mask.
We're okay, Alice.
The first one was
written by my grandfather.
What is it with you people?
You're very smart, Veronica.
why is there a chain
on the chapel's gate?
We have to prove to everyone
that Mr. DuPont's a fraud.
What things, Archie? You're scaring me.
A painting Papi had commissioned for me.
Not ever.
I hope you're not suggesting
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 06, 2019
Caught between Hiram and Hermione's double trial, Veronica grapples with what the future holds for her family. Archie finds himself the unexpected target of the town’s local businesses. Betty and Kevin join the Junior FBI Training Program, and Jughead learns some surprising information about his family history.
Advanced copies
of my latest novel.
to which you all are invited,
Just when I thought you
couldn't possibly go any lower,
Ms. Federal Prosecutor,
I won't tell Pop to lie.
Now, I've put together a little
exercise to kick us off.
They discovered
that you have the MAOA...
I wanted to be a Baxter brother.
And I don't want
any of you delinquents
to keep our adventures fresh
and relevant.
was stealing hubcaps last night.
Dodger only cares about
the money you can bring in.
But I will never
forget his talent.
So then why didn't you say
Look, Mom, we've got
to be realistic here.
I'm good with my memories.
But you have fun.
receiving kickbacks
from my father's jail.
we can gain invaluable insight
into how their minds work.
plead guilty
to the charges against me.
No, Betty.
Red, you got a minute?
Just get over it.
These kids need people
to show them that they care.
The thing is, many of us
business owners are getting...
Place is toxic.
then why would you
name me after him?
No, I don't.
because I'm like them.
That I was hired by Hiram Lodge
that she's dropping
the charges against Hiram,
So I came.
That was before
I got privileged information
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 30, 2019
When ominous videotapes begin appearing on doorsteps across Riverdale, widespread fear quickly returns to the town. At Stonewall Prep, Jughead learns about a series of mysterious disappearances that have occurred to former students at the school.
Meanwhile, Archie’s plan to create a safe space for the town’s kids gets derailed when some unwanted visitors crash their Halloween party. Elsewhere, Veronica comes face to face with trouble, while Betty’s past comes back to haunt her. Lastly, a haunting at Thistlehouse rocks Cheryl and Toni to their core.
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was a real scumbag move.
Bee...
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Mmm-hmm.
What about you, Jughead?
Well, it was
the right thing to do.
The Stonewall Sentinel.
No.
But save a dance for me,
Pureheart, won't ya?
You guys look great.
Not for you and
your crew, Dodger.
Cheryl, are you messing with me?
- I don't know who you are...
- Yes, you do.
Wha... Is everything okay?
Hey, can I show you something?
What do you care?
That would make
our Halloween. Right, boys?
Penelope was devastated.
So we dig him back up and
park him at the kitchen table.
to take you seriously.
everything went down
with the Farm.
But I know that that takes time.
We'd walk up and down
Elm Street.
and you're as good as
dead to me now, too.
Any room for dessert?
We have pumpkin pie, homemade.
If Dodger and his crew did this,
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 23, 2019
Things take a dangerous turn when Betty and Charles track down Edgar and his Farmies. Archie and Veronica hold a car wash fundraiser at Pop’s to raise money for the community center. Elsewhere, Jughead’s first day at Stonewall Prep doesn’t go as planned. Lastly, Cheryl learns a dark family secret from Nana Rose.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 16, 2019
Archie encourages Mad Dog to attend Riverdale High and join the football team. Jughead meets Mr. Chipping, who offers him a spot at an elite school called Stonewall Prep. Veronica is conflicted when information about her involvement in Hiram’s
arrest leaks to the public. Kevin applies for a spot on the Blue & Gold to make amends with Betty. Cheryl goes head to head with Mr. Honey, the school’s new principal.
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But tonight, we will be.
Now get out of my sight.
when you dragged me by my
ankles to get a lobotomy?
In fact, you have a visitor.
Mr. Honey,
thank you for meeting with us.
Hmm. Well, I disagree.
Nice job out there, Mad Dog.
Look, I saw your dad giving you
a hard time, but man up, Reg.
Is this what you do
when I'm not around, Betty?
What if we
accidentally let slip...
discord with Mr. Honey,
You have no power over me.
Mr. Chipping, how's it hanging?
Mr. Honey.
until you can get all these
personal matters of yours
as you know, my mom and
Polly are still at the Farm.
Fangs, hey.
and then we can be together.
Is that why you're hiding
behind those shades?
At least Fangs texted me back.
Blue, 18.
Reggie works his ass off on this
field while you stand here and yell.
Why are we not sitting?
Well, it's pretty well-established
that Melville hated allegory.
Mija, I'm not paying
for your crimes.
This killjoy is our new
principal, Mr. Honey.
there is no school
more nihilistic
Then get thee to the barn
with the other animals.
but I believe in you.
Like the name
of the FBI witness,
Wonderful. And now
the po-po has arrived.
I have no idea
what that feels like.
I trust you all completed
your summer reading?
"Early period..."
Uh...
Because my father threatened me.
Neither of them.
Aired 5 years ago - Oct 09, 2019
As the residence of Riverdale prepare for its upcoming Independence Day parade, Archie receives a phone call that will change the rest of his life forever.