Aired a year ago - Apr 08, 2019
The day of the wedding arrives, Jake wants to know where Claire is, and the Priest upstages the bride. As secrets are revealed and decisions are made, will Fleabag find the ending she's looking for?
God, how extraordinary.
I just, I always call you darling.
Well, let me know
if you change your mind.
No, I just didn't want to,
I'm practising the homily.
- We can...
Tried my best.
who's had a miscarriage.
Wait, what the fuck is going on here?!
...I have a little speech
that's building here.
I pick up Jake up from shit,
I make dessert for Easter,
He is so creepy, it's not his fault!
I make you laugh.
So, I am not going to leave you,
I was checking on the mouse.
And neither are you, darling.
I'm not going to the airport.
There's something wrong
with your priest.
No, no, don't.
Aired a year ago - Apr 01, 2019
Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.
So fun! Um, I can come back later?
and we'll sort something out.
Please don't come to the church again.
It's Tuesday, Joe.
...and to give you this.
- Where are you? You need me to come?
- I can't breathe!
- Are you talking to me?
- Could you give Hillary and, um...
I look like a pencil.
- His little face was just...
We wish it wasn't,
...bring me the bin.
It's not going to happen in here.
Shame you didn't
get to keep that doctor.
Oh, God. Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
to this new amazing London music thing.
No, no. No, just, just tell Jake
it's with me at the cafe.
I can't believe your hair!
But he's never pleased to see me, so...
- and she's not at the office.
- Oh, I don't know where she is.
It's fucking adorable.
You are the problem, you know that?
And then you come in showing
off about your miscarriage,
Is she leaving me?
Yeah, lucky lawyer!
just to do something to get your
head out of the fact the only person
Oh, no, I just... I just got in.
I sacrificed a lot for this life.
I'll just be, um, just...
Yes, I did want to see you,
but now I don't want to see you.
Aired a year ago - Mar 25, 2019
The Priest takes Fleabag for some quiet reflection leading to an unexpected revelation. After a day spent looking back on painful memories, Fleabag searches for solace, only to find more trouble.
I don't think it's really
Can I use that at the wedding?
- Stop being so churchy.
- I'm not being churchy.
A customer's bound to turn
up any minute.
Oh, what the hell? You look incredible.
- Have you spoken to Dad?
- No, not yet.
Well, she ain't made of wood.
Ah, shit, sorry.
to be around someone
perpetually in pain.
I loved her, but, um...
♪ Men go working, some go stealing ♪
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Jesus!
Why are you here?
I couldn't wait! I knew I wanted a bold,
- I'm not going to say that!
- Well, very good.
because her husband didn't know
she was pregnant, and it just...
Um, there's been much masturbation,
It's okay, go on.
No, I know what I want. I know
exactly what I want right now.
what to like, what to hate,
Aired a year ago - Mar 18, 2019
Fleabag helps with an event at Claire's work which inevitably ends in disaster, but an introduction to Claire's colleague proves intriguing, and a chance meeting with a stranger opens Fleabag's eyes.
Aired a year ago - Mar 11, 2019
A counselling session elicits an uncomfortable truth from Fleabag, and she finds herself somewhere unexpected. Elsewhere, a chat with Claire brings some unwelcome news, Martin and Fleabag face off, and Jake wonders where Claire is.
- I'm sorry about your eye.
- Oh, that's okay.
Honestly, thank you. Nah-ah!
- Oh! Bastard! Sorry.
It's for a fundraiser garden
party thing tomorrow.
Well, I don't believe in God...
The funeral liturgy says
for the parish magazine
Why is everyone talking to each other?
I'm not... This isn't...
I'm not part of this.
And I never want anyone
to know about it.
Brutal. Just brutal.
- So, um...
- She can't not talk about it.
Is Dad here? I texted him, but...
Um, I have a pretty full
I really can help with
the canapes if it's...
- Who's the lawyer?
- Oh, he's a friend.
- You definitely started it?
We just want a letter to scare him off
- Back with Harry?
- No, it's actually...
So, why do you think your father
suggested you come for counselling?
Oh, no, I just play tennis now.
So, the impulse is still there?
- In a relationship?
- Yes, a bad one.
a girl with no friends
and an empty heart?
- Good luck!
- Thank you.
- Oh, really? Was it a tricky one?
- I can't really remember it now.
Hey, Father. This is Suzie!
- You having fun?
- Yes, yeah.
No. I want to say that I'm sorry
for saying what I said.
I'm happy you've found a way
to deflect from your pitiful,
Wow. A "weaky"?
Aired a year ago - Mar 04, 2019
The eponymous Fleabag returns, joining an uncomfortable family dinner to celebrate Godmother and Dad’s engagement.
Alongside familiar faces - uptight sister Claire and her alcoholic husband Martin - Fleabag find herself intrigued by Godmother’s
new priest. The evening comes to a tempestuous end, however, when an unexpected attack brings old tensions bubbling to the surface.