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Season 6

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 04, 2017

Jess is ready to tell Nick of her true feelings for him. Meanwhile, Nick takes a meeting with a book publisher, as Aly helps Winston reconnect with an important person. Then, Cece and Schmidt receive big news.

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Because I'd like to talk to you about publishing your book.
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I... I went to the reading and...
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This is my last box and it's labeled "holiday important."
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Listen, I-I wanted to wait for the right time to tell you this.
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and now I can't go back to the loft.
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Hey, it's me, Nick. In three, two...
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Well, I need to talk to you and my phone's only at five percent.
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No. Where are you...
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I need, I need to get out of here and get some space.
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What?
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It's the moon and the tides, it's the push and the pull.
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- I should've worn shorts. - No, no.
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why on earth...
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Why don't you think you wanted Jess to move in to the loft?
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I've never looked at you the same way I look at Jess.
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and she was bumping into stuff.
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For once in your life, don't be afraid.
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Children's literature just got a brand-new daddy.
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I mean, Nick's gonna be here in two hours.
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All right. Well, if we're gonna do this,
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Mine, mine... is this mine?
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Okay, think about the people you are leaving behind.
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I can't call my dad. I just can't.
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Portland is hella white.
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Why are you picking up someone else's phone?
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Can I have one to take to the car?
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- Hello? - Cece, you're pregnant!
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- Pull the plug. - Sadie told Aly that Cece is pregnant.
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- Is that true? What's going on? - Hey, Schmidt. It's Jess.
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Okay, so I do have a few changes.
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- Have you ever done this before? - Yes, actually.
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Okay, then you'll think about it.
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but he left the name and number of his favorite Uber driver,
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- Oh, good for you. - Yeah.
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Yeah, I cannot believe Schmidt likes this.
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Who's Steve?
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That... sweet, gay coward.
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This is how I have to move on, and...
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now it's your turn.
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what's happening?
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we're having a baby, Cece.
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Aired 7 years ago - Mar 28, 2017

As Jess continues to stay with her dad in Portland, they unexpectedly help one another with their love lives. Meanwhile, Nick turns to a reluctant Aly for help with his relationship with Reagan, and Schmidt contemplates using his first name.

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- Yep. - Thank you.
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What's going on, Schmidt?
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It is the name that I was called for most of my life, and...
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You-You were always in a production of Annie,
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(Priscilla and Bob laugh)
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- he killed himself. - Ugh.
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Dad. It's my job to worry.
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Because you're gonna need it.
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- What? - I said what I needed to say.
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I'm not engaging with you over this.
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Because the weather is really nice?
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so if it gets you out of here faster, God bless.
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I'm fine. I got my cans.
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Okay. Hey, Priscilla.
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It's stone-washed.
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Okay, thanks.
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- Only one Winston. - Body slam!
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Which is why we came up with the one-Winston rule.
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It's good to be back, Winston.
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Who knows what's gonna happen down there?
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The only time my dad gets that nervous
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- BOB: Jess? Is that you? - No. Yes.
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Well, I mean, you were nice enough to help me to move on.
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I can't move on. I love him.
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I love him. I wish I didn't, but I do.
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- Did I know that? - No.
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I knew she was talking to you.
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Oh, well, I couldn't break up with Reagan,
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where you jumped off a train?
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The good news is that I don't have to break up with her
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I'm not calling you Winston, Schmidt.
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They're both real Winstons,
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- Oh, you want to dance? Yeah. - Oh, yeah?
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I got too much on my plate.
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Ah, it's actually, it's kind of private.
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You're in the ocean with Jess,
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It's just a regular shark.
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and... she's just the greatest person I have ever met.
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Nicholas, I can see you.
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She said, "It's over," which makes sense,
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Then why do I feel so terrible?
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I feel like a single mom in a mop commercial.
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I'm sorry I left you on the train, Reagan.
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to have to live inside of your head.
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Aired 7 years ago - Mar 21, 2017

Jess avoids her feelings for Nick by taking care of her dad in Portland. While attending a work party with Reagan, Nick panics that they really don't know each other. Meanwhile, Aly prepares to meet Winston's mom for the first time, as Winston admits he hasn't told her they are cops.

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we actually arrested Jay Leno for jaywalking.
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Lord, where is my baby?!
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my mom is coming to see you.
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your bandages, your hydrogen peroxide, your gummy peaches...
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Oh, here it is. Portland to L.A.
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Get in bed.
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Which, like I said...
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That's radio lingo for when someone's on the microphone
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- This is Aly. - Hey!
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to each other to fall asleep?
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Except everybody's, uh, slept together a whole lot.
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- I'm good. Are you good? - Yeah.
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Off the ground.
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a professionally trained ballet dancer?
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is talk about the radio show that doesn't exist.
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Your big ass on the bus, stop playing.
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- You still got the receipt? - Of course I do.
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- $72.99 - Ooh.
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- You're about to feel... - You dunno what you're talking about.
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- VP? - It's not a big deal.
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We don't talk, that's why we work, and that's cool...
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Hey, Jess, it's me again.
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I'm-I'm really a hundred percent falling apart,
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- Do you not have my number saved? - Who is this?
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- I know, I heard. - No. You messed everything up.
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You only gave me a salad and tea.
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and I don't want to ruin that.
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I'm perceiving that. Um...
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I found a roly-poly in these pants,
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What?
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- There's no radio show? - No. I'm a...
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My heart...
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But it also requires too much travel,
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Okay? I know that word... it's in the Zeitgeist,
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That's it.
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My-my naked time.
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I want you to go back to California.
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- I couldn't go back there. - Hey, hey, hey.
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I don't even understand what we're arguing about.
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I hate that I'm saying it, but I feel it.
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If we had nicknames it would not be those.
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I've never been at my best sexually with you.
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If we weren't together
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can you please just do something about your raffle prize?
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Don't try to talk me out of worrying about my son.
Aired 7 years ago - Mar 14, 2017

When Reagan returns home from a work trip, Jess is concerned that she has been spending too much time being Nick's "girlfriend." Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece obsess over security in their new home and Aly reveals an embarrassing secret to Winston.

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That's the tone that we talked about, Jeremy.
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Jess's old boss in Nigeria,
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Because guess who has two dressers.
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That's okay. I'll just get it tomorrow.
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Crime that warrants statistics?
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- Yeah. Okay. - Okay.
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- Really? - I am sorry we broke in,
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What did you want us to do?
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If you ever, ever need a blazer,
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- You mean being his good friend. - I mean being his girlfriend.
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"Godfather of Soul, blank Brown." Five letters.
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Thank you.
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- I don't see how that's relevant. - Yes, you do.
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Fine! I'd want to pick it off with my bare hands!
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The cake you made on the Fourth of July.
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If we have, I don't remember. I drink.
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I said that 'cause I...
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You're saying "sheet" like "ghost clothes,"
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I fell in with...
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Oh, my God, I did it!
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I have chapters in my life you know nothing about.
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Well, here's one from deep in the storage unit.
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That happened to my family member,
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Well... nothing in this picture.
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Well, welcome back! Sorry.
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I'm gonna take you out...
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You're a really good friend.
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Oh, you're really tense.
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♪ That much is true... ♪
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Cece, it's getting worse.
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This is why you should tell Nick how you feel.
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because he could answer all your questions, is Nick.
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I've pushed those two together like a god on Mount Olympus,
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Dutch boys or... god porn?
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Reagan and Nick deserve
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Look, honey, you...
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Okay, I have, like, a million questions
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He weeps at your feet.
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Oh! I just figured out something that you definitely do not know.
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where the only thing hotter than the weather
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♪ Neck, neck, neck, neck, na-neck, neck, neck ♪
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- There's a satellite. - What, the satellite's in the ground?
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You are gonna get so many free bookmarks.
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25 points of entry is too many points of entry!
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part CIA spy, all scared of girls.
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Do you remember when you had to smuggle the golden sextant
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You're right.
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I've never been in love before.
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She lives at the top of a very tall tree.
Aired 7 years ago - Feb 28, 2017

When Jess worries that she may not be a cool enough principal, she recruits Nick and "The Pepperwood Chronicles" to help make her popular with the students. Meanwhile, Schmidt hires an eager and overly-aggressive new assistant and Winston realizes that Furguson may be two-timing him.

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Oh! Oh, thank you so much for grabbing my cat.
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- I'm his home. - Oh, really?
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Look, I'm sorry about that.
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- Uh, yeah, it is. - Impressive.
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Let me give you a scenario.
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What do you do?
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"I got drunk playing football and remember nothing since.
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Welcome to Ass Strat.
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Sorry, what did you say?
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I can't wait to rub it in Esther's smug face.
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It's like I'm living in my own damn adorable shadow.
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You know what, I'm happy with where we ended up,
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Fish nuggets?
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- Now ain't the time. - I'm sorry, but it's true.
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- Mm-hmm. - Catcall.
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which I hope you will recount at your weddings,
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or people your age. Go ahead.
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It's a story about his ambiguous relationship
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it's never mentioned that he's a gay dog.
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and just go out there and think.
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- and then I will... - Dark roast, soy creamer, 160 degrees.
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It's from you.
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like, 20 years later?
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so I assumed there'd be more than one.
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We used to date.
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- All right, let's get to class. - Let's get a picture with PJ.
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- PJ don't care. - Oh, PJ do care.
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All right, I've totally lost control.
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You made me look way too cool.
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I don't want to be the heavy, but I need them to listen.
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Sir, I believe the correct term is "mess-around."
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so I wouldn't have to yell, but now I'm yelling,
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- Dad of the year. - Come on, Sweatshirt.
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Someone has crab in their pocket.
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Cece.
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doesn't mean...
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- Ha! - Yeah.
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I'm afraid it might make him too vulnerable.
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But they started it!
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And you ladies, you skipped an assembly for Pepperwood!
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to your international pen pals for a month.
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- Probably not. - Then I won't either.
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Yeah, let's stay hungry. I'm gonna go in there,
Aired 7 years ago - Feb 21, 2017

When Jess gets nervous about starting her new position as principal, Nick and Schmidt decide to take her on a relaxing day trip to Solvang, which quickly goes "sideways." Meanwhile, with Cece’s help, Winston tries to finalize his divorce from Rhonda, but finds that he and Aly are caught in a series of never-ending pranks.

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Can I take a nap now?
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Hey, guys!
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We can't let her go to work on Monday like that.
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Rumspringa, boy ride. Boy ride saved my life.
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a five-minute warning before Rhonda gets here?
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and then digest it properly.
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this was a good a time as any.
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That is amazing!
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So he's your baby?
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But you can't do it without... these.
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So until we cross paths again...
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Girl pranked us.
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- Why am I freaking out?! - First day jitters, Jess.
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oddly located in California's wine country.
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Just enjoy this! It's so cool.
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"My morning announcement voice."
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I didn't know what I was doing.
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Are there folksy, old-timey reenactors here?
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When were you born? When did you die?
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I can't believe you fell for the disappearing ink trick!
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- Like a normal person. - No disrespect, Aly,
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- What? - Pranks at 50, pranks at 60,
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Okay, look. Rhonda, yeah. This won't work.
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Uh, how do you feel about having a bunch of jelly on your head?
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Yeah, it's Sunday.
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I think I know how to keep this party going
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an old-timey Danish door.
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They don't know what that means.
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Okay, yes. Our bodies are trapped in this cellar,
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- 23. - That's wrong.
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- A bird? - Just gonna pop its head out.
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by forgetting about them.
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- She's gonna pop! - How far apart are the contractions?
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I'm so sorry. We got Rhonda'd.
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What did you do to her, Rhonda?!
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Ooh!
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Oh, now, not only will you get a divorce,
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I'm talking about really growing up.
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I've been preparing for this job my entire life.
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Little known fact
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It's like a key.
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When Schmidt's back is up against the wall,
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All right, drunk check.
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There's no way this could be disappearing ink, right?
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pet the cat. I'm okay with that life.
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but then God pranked the animals with us.
Aired 7 years ago - Feb 14, 2017

On Valentine’s Day, Jess tries to convince the gang that she is perfectly content being single. Meanwhile, Schmidt competes for a big promotion and Winston’s proposal plans to Aly are expedited.

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 07, 2017

When Nick freaks out after Reagan lands him a book signing, Jess scrambles to boost his confidence and help it go smoothly. Meanwhile, Winston reveals to Schmidt and Cece that he's proposing to Aly, but needs their help to execute the big plan.

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 24, 2017

While on a day hike, Jess and Robby discover something unexpected about their relationship. Also, Winston throws a surprise welcome home party for Aly. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece fail to impress their new neighbors.

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- You know? - Ooh, we'd make such a good hub.
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- to Aly's parents. - Oh, I got you.
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- We bring it in for the real thing. - All wrong.
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Hi, how are you? I'm Aly's mother.
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the ones that make me look awesome.
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- Put her there. - You got it.
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your sister is on her way. Where are your parents?
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Hey, make yourselves at home. Everybody come on in.
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We do not have enough china!
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and hose this whole frickin' place down.
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Surprise!
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You're pissed.
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Why do we even add raisins?!
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I'll lead, okay?
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Hey. What's the matter?
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Every time we get together, it's a disaster.
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We don't got to talk about that. We ain't got to go back there.
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- Super annoying. - Right, right, right.
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Now we're cooking with gas.
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He fell asleep in a bath? That's the story?
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It's a freaking circus in here.
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Okay, well, it's really dark and uneven,
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Whatever. It'll do.
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And I saw with my own eyes one day
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who needs some guy to loosen me up, make me happy?
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Because of Winston, I'm telling you this story.
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"and I can't be around people!"
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- I hate you! - I hate you! I...
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You know, my Great Uncle Shep Wallingford used to say,
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♪ 'Cause the time is now ♪
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- Why, God?! - We're going to hell!
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- Don't be startled. - God!
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- Hello, Winston. - Hey.
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Look, I was having a hard time with your stories,
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I want to talk to you. Guys, can you give us a minute?
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I said my family was crazy,
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I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm gonna walk away.
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I remember they had a really competitive three-legged race,
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- Oh, God. - Everyone will think we fled here
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- Yeah. So, "Wallingfords" on three? - No! Ew!
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I was gonna shave your eyebrows off in your sleep.
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I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
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Okay? I am the king of crazy.
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what many of you have heard.
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Yeah, um, Mom, Dad,
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In a very passionate, unique way.
Aired 7 years ago - Jan 17, 2017

As Jess tries to find a new vice principal, she discovers that she has a real problem when it comes to making decisions. Meanwhile, Cece enlists Jess and Reagan to help her recruit new models, and the guys are in for a surprise when they enjoy a day at the spa.

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Those guys are obviously not model material.
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Like a gap in their lower teeth,
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I'll do my thing.
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I've... made a big decision.
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What?
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you are my first priority.
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I got to say, the taste is average,
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What I'm gonna miss most about you is all this poetry.
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We just need to come up with some sort of ritual.
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to get super weird into metal detectors if you guys are.
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Why don't we get tracksuits and play chess at the park?
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Okay. Here's the deal.
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the easiest decision of your life.
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Sorry, did you... did you...
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If a couple of guys in a bar can't figure it out, who will?
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Me, too, me, too. Planted a couple seeds,
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I do like hooking my thumb into my belt loops,
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No, don't say it.
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Nick, did you wear your shirt during the massage?
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- Gentlemen, eucalyptus towels? - Thank you.
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Yeah, we did.
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I have some very good news.
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- I'm a model. - I just told... I'm a model.
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Donovan. Dean.
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I'm getting kind of panicky.
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maybe I should just cut my losses.
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Oh, it-it's the other one.
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on your next volunteer shift at the hospital.
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Oh, I'm nervous even saying it.
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than hair gel and V-necks.
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Donovan told me to wait here in your break room
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I went the wrong way. Don't look.
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This isn't gonna be some back-alley sack waxing.
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but I'm telling you, in the end,
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- Good day. - Wait. Sit. Sit down.
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- I'm never going in again! - But this is our ritual!
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and I'll just always be that weirdo you once lived with.
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Oh, man.
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I was saying a non-denominational prayer
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- Don't get sentimental. - Our guys.
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Jess, I asked for models,
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I don't know what we were thinking.
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Yeah, you guys can keep eating. Um,
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Nobody's eating these things but them.
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Not these guys.
Aired 7 years ago - Jan 10, 2017

When Jess insists on covering Robby's medical bill, she is stunned after finding out the total and goes to extremes to find a way to help pay. With Schmidt and Winston's help, Cece attempts to get her new modeling agency off the ground (and out of the loft), but is discouraged when her first client is inspired to change career paths. Meanwhile, Reagan puts off reading Nick's new novel. MORE -LESS

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- You haven't read it? - It's really not that big of a deal.
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No, he had what the doctors call "a full Frankenstein."
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Taking a limo to the bank. What is she, a cartoon cat?
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- Get him, Cece. - Yeah, okay.
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I love it.
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has a lot of brothers and sisters.
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Unless you ask me repeatedly,
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You'll get that when you read it.
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It is actually my very first time.
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Thanks, guys.
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I could offer you legal expertise.
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Honey, that is a very radical career change, okay?
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EstroFuel:
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- You told your boss... - Thank you, I'll see you there.
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that you've ever given anyone in your life.
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The hospital billed Robby for
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No, you don't pay. I pay!
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Seriously, guys, just let me pay this.
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- Yeah, I just go with the flow. - (phone beeps)
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All right, Reagan, you can get to reading.
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(sighing): Yeah, this is boring.
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ALL: ♪ Celebrate good times ♪
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ROBBY: Okay, so, my lawyer says I don't have a case
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Come on, what did she advise?
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I'm not gonna sue you, Jess. Was that not clear?
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that you, uh, ever do anything wrong.
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Ask Nick. He knows.
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You walk too fast through a museum.
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to find French cigarettes in Los Angeles.
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Look, my client will be here,
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But if I am gonna graduate from the dining room table,
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I know that you don't want to be tied down, okay?
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or an underwear guy in a 10 million dollar loft
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ROBBY: I know you're capable of messing up.
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you will not be hearing from my lawyer.
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You know, I think I'm finally starting to understand momentum.
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he is way too good for you.
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you get scared and you look for reasons to doubt it.
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Who knows what happened with us?
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Look, to getting older and wiser.
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(sighs)
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Okay.
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- Yes! - Donovan!
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I shouldn't be looking for things to go wrong.
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So you admit it's my fault!
Aired 7 years ago - Jan 03, 2017

When Reagan moves into the loft, Nick tries to "play it cool." Meanwhile, Schmidt embarks on a soul-searching journey when Cece and Winston challenge his love of electronic dance music.

Aired 7 years ago - Dec 13, 2016

Jess struggles to keep the loft's Secret Santa afloat, while helping Reagan plan a Christmas surprise for Nick. When Winston believes his gift for Cece won’t be delivered in time, Winston and Schmidt go on a mission to track it down.

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That's just a phrase that falls out of your mouth these days.
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doesn't mean he can't have cake at the birthday party.
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I got mozzarella sticks for fingers.
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Robby is going to wrap and label all of your gifts
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So, I'm going to do them today.
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I thought that was the mailman with my Secret Santa gift.
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What?!
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I am Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo!
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It's fairly obvious who I do have.
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You and your dang old aliases.
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This just became a Schmidt and a Jay Garage-A-Roo mess-around.
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So fly down for one night.
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She's in!
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But don't touch them... they're exactly how I like them.
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If you're in the lump of coal business!
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I'm out of here... it's my day off, and...
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Okay, listen to me very carefully, okay?
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You know, I've been thinking, since they're all regular size,
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Be with the people you love.
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My turtleneck, uh, my trick hip,
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You know what, Deb, that's where you're wrong.
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Park?
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I'm freaking out...
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- Larry? - Robby!
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to go to Seattle to be with Reagan tonight.
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How does that even... uh...
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I can't let you go! Your hair looks so stupid!
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I haven't been acting weird.
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Why is nothing I do ever good enough for you?
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So this is what it feels like to be instantly sorry.
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Nice!
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Beanbag chair!
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And I feel like you don't respect that.
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Has no relevance towards our relationship.
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Well, we have a cheaper one... we're just, we're out of stock.
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Okay, Secret Santa.
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Winston, what'd you do with the thing we just bought?
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You were right... it's the perfect gift.
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Oh, here we go, here we go.
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of you mispronouncing the word "cashmere" in a store...
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Cece, girl, is this for that night we got bombed and called Iceland?
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It's... it's my fault.
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Oh, my God, a hamster?!
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Well, you can't not have a gift.
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Aired 7 years ago - Dec 06, 2016

Schmidt enlists Nick to help him earn the respect of his difficult house contractor. Meanwhile, as Jess and Robby test the limits of their ability to be in a casual relationship, Winston and Cece debate the pros and cons of not being single.

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Yeah, I actually have a date, too.
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But you aren't, though. Your guy's fake.
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Where are the dang walls?!
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and as a man who co-owns a small business with you, I'm alarmed.
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- That's a nice grain. - Great grain.
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to make a fake guy real?
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I mean, he has a boat.
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There's a lot of guys here.
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Now, I'm not trying to break stones over here,
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- I'll make a call. - Thank you.
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I'm a homeowner, and I'm a husband,
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Anyway, if any of you gentlemen
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Oh. Thank you...
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in a relaxed and modern way.
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- how big our drinks are. - They are big.
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No. It's okay.
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Oh, it's totally just gonna blow up in their faces,
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- But let's work on your stance, okay? - Okay.
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No. You're doing this...
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like a frickin' gentleman.
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Hey, what's up dum-dum?
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Oh, uh, we're gonna have to wait on the inspection.
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Who do I make the check out to? Los Angeles?
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Who lives here, Vin Diesel?
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No. But his last name has 17 consonants,
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So, Babs, um, you work at the factory with Robby?
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or delicious wine to drink with friends.
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Yeah, there's... there's no updates yet.
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Are we just so bored with our own lives now
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Yeah. What else, what else, what else, what else?
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It's actually just a Mexican supermarket.
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Hey-o. Working late.
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Thank you for that.
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I'm gonna use them on another job.
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Nick, you're a very talented writer, but you're no Dan Brown.
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you sneak down, and you steal those pipes out of his truck.
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I'm afraid we cannot allow it, Jess.
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You know what? It's of good quality.
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♪ Last night I thought to back when we made good love... ♪
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♪ Good loving body rocking ♪
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Well, welcome to my world, Babs.
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Yeah, well... I think we should all go.
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♪ Nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz, nntz... ♪
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You know, and happy... sometimes
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Are you wearing my jeans?
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Nick, uh, want to go take care of that thing?
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You know, I don't eat meat. I'm a vegan.
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Aired 7 years ago - Nov 29, 2016

In order to land the soon-to-be open principal's position at her school, Jess must impress the disapproving president of the Parents' Council. Winston puts his undercover skills to the test and Nick struggles to come up with the perfect wedding gift for Schmidt and Cece.

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I'm sure it was fun.
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uh...
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Did it?
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See ya later.
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that's on the list of stuff that I want?
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I just... you guys are like my family.
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- I release you from the registry. - Great.
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No one's gonna believe you're a parent here.
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And husband of?
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Wait, actually, I have a stubborn back yard.
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But... but right now,
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I'd love to circle back around to that principal conversation.
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No offense, but you kind of fell out of your dress
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I don't remember drawing these.
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but the Internet is so different now.
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It... it doesn't matter.
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- No, I'm not. - You're already a nurse?
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Do you really think they've perfected this blender in four tries?
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Imagine something that is unique, it's permanent.
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I can't find this James Wonder anywhere.
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There's no delicate way to say this so I'm going to be...
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"Jess is the worst."
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Well, then, my help you shall have.
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- James Wonder. - She wants to have sex with me.
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That I...
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Oh, jeez, Genevieve, stop flirting, get to me!
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math decathlon... ugh!
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than the South Korean teacher I copied it from.
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- James. - Hmm?
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- Her name is Ally. - No. No. No. No. No.
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- I got to get in there. - Wait, you got to see my gift!
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It's a little something from me... to you.
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- Is that Pretty Woman? - This is from the movie
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until you're buried in a non-Jewish cemetery.
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I'm usually on there, they usually got some stuff about me.
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I-I did take the red one today.
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I'm canceling the demathlon.
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I still eat a ton of meat and I've been vegetarian for years.
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"Sincerely, S and Cece."
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You have the fattest face in the world.
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and takes a year or something, right?
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but just give us the blender you bought.
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Oh, and I'd also like to let everyone know
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All right, well, first, I'd love to open up the floor to questions. Anybody?
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 22, 2016

It's Thanksgiving and Jess and the gang are determined to make this year's festivities a success. However, things don't go according to plan when Robby surprisingly shows up and Schmidt's dad arrives heartbroken. Meanwhile, Nick finds out that Regan is postponing her move-in date and Winston deals with his heroic injury.

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The start of the parade just...
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Snoopy! Saw Snoopy.
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You don't want to do that to him, I'm telling you.
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- Hey, Gavin. - It just got a whole lot happier.
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Yeah, I've been there.
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Uh, gone and, uh...
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Hey, I ever told you the story of how I got injured in the first place?
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I'm sure she's bummed, too.
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The whole sad-guy, whiskey-flame combination
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Hey, Dad, you know what's a great cure for heartache?
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- Aah. Who wants to get wasted? - Me. So badly.
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Nick. Papa! Wait for me.
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I like Winston, but he's been telling this bagel story for ten minutes.
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Okay, you just, crouton.
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- Robby got plane tickets, - Swish.
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- Cheers. - Yes, sir.
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I might have a wedding with Ann Kim someday.
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What? Are you out of your mind? Dad, you've got fantastic buns.
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I've see... I've seen all kinds of women throw themselves at you.
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We can pull this off.
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but nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
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I want all the couples split up.
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Okay, good luck.
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Big dogs, small horses,
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What do you say we give it another shot?
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- Who's down there? - It's Gavin's son.
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that I always knew that he could be.
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Did you do it with the five other women he's dating?
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I guess I'm the son of a bitch.
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And if you hurt me,
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nothing going on between me and Gavin,
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I mean... he's got that rakish charm.
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Well, I didn't want to talk about it on Thanksgiving.
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- Why is he asking Chicago? - Good question.
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Physical therapist?
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I stand up when I stand up for people.
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she tried to eat a lightning bug
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did you know that she's terrified of the large bubbles in the bubble wrap
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Oh, oh.
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you deserve somebody who knows how special you are.
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Hey! Can we not yell at each other on Thanksgiving?!
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You know, maybe you just need to drop this idea
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 15, 2016

After Jess announces that she is ready to date again, Schmidt pushes her to give her workout partner, Robby, a fighting chance. Then, when Cece hires a hunky new bartender, Nick struggles to understand male beauty, while Winston's newfound confidence makes him irresistible.

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We love Tony.
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He's clearly into you. You have that whole Tony thing,
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Uh, I didn't order this.
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Actually, what I'm talking about? This is my bar. Who are you?
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or they're hot women
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- I wouldn't know. - Okay, don't be that guy.
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which means you've got a lot of confidence and women love that.
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Man, that restaurant was so weird.
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- What? - I ordered the chicken!
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- Sorry. [chuckles] - It's okay. I guess.
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- Hmm. I'm not going. - Why the hell not?
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Anyway, how was your date?
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instead I just gave him the old Pittsburgh good-bye.
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I see you and Cece
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You're putting way too much pressure on yourself.
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I was gonna try to avoid Robby, but funk that chicken!
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Um, this gift is for you.
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I was the "wowee face" for an amusement park ad.
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I'm sorry, but let me be very clear.
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Okay, why are you even here?
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Nick, please, that dude is hot as hell, man.
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that this was the most attractive man in America for ten years.
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Are you planning on speeding up at any point?
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And thank you for taking that cake off my hands.
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I just kinda thought that we were in synch, you know?
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It hurts a lot. It felt good first, but then it hurts a lot now.
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where we were just two people kissing,
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On the bright side, you're not that hurt.
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It's long enough to wrap around an above-ground pool
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Throw in a wacky neighbor, I'm watching.
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I'm a lucky man.
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You should go home, this could be a long conversation.
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I mean, he even gave me a free bottle of water.
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He's really screwing you.
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You know? It's hopeless, man.
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That was not my favorite Arbor Day. [laughs]
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Okay. All right. Time out.
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- You're still on that? - I can't figure it out.
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- Hmm. - Hmm.
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So, when a man
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Hell, yeah, you're gonna have a courier bring it over to me right now.
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WOMAN'S VOICE: Allen to pulmonary medicine. Dr. Allen to...
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It was worth it, Jess, because what happened between us
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- You know what's so great? - No. I don't.
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Aired 8 years ago - Oct 18, 2016

While the gang helps Schmidt & Cece remodel their fixer-upper, Jess spearheads a vote to let Reagan eventually move back into the loft. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston make a revealing discovery and Schmidt and Cece learn the art of compromise.

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A boar's head over the fireplace with a decorative pedestal backing.
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You think that we're greeting people in our home to "La Cucaracha"!
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I love this. What is this, yellow?
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We will be voting as is our custom by secret ballot.
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- I can get you two votes. - You can do that?
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So the two votes against Reagan moving in must be Schmidt and Winston.
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I can't. I'm going too crazy. I'm coming with you.
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Every beautiful thing has one flaw. Marilyn Monroe has her beauty mark.
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That's right.
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was the location for the 1971 pornographic film, Daddy's Longleg.
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Please don't dance while we're watching porn videos together.
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- Lost umbrella. - I forgot about lost umbrella.
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I would love to keep Upper Deck Timeshare
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- Mm-hmm. - We'll make a, you know, a final call.
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We would continue to be a married couple living with three roommates.
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Reagan cannot list the loft as her official residence.
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"We're crashing with them until we get our lives together
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And it works, you know, except for that one time when I was at the Cubs...
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Got it.
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he knows that it's not an accurate portrayal of... the world.
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weeping with pride, holding your new belt.
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with some riders, most notably...
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Well, that's everybody. Who's left?
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I voted nay because I'm trying to protect you.
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You can support something without being the poster child for it, okay,
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Exactly. So I can't express my feelings for Nick through my romance hole,
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Okay, all right, I'll vote yay.
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And this has to be the window seat where he spanks the Aztec twins.
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You know, mostly when they cut to wide I'm thinking
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I have to stop you right there.
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I can't live in a house that you don't love.
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So let's try it. Let's try it with the cabinets.
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Nick. Nick, it's time for the final vote. Where are you?
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This is not my nay face. This is...
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The message is clear, somebody doesn't want Reagan in the loft.
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Which means she could roll under my bed and be lost forever.
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We compromise all the time.
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They all look exactly the same to me.
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And I accept the fact that I am not good at interior design,
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I know you whipped and you buttonholed
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but yeah, I mean, I get it, it's scary.
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Aired 8 years ago - Oct 11, 2016

Jess and the gang head to New York, where Schmidt believes he is being honored at his high school. Jess meets Det. Jake Peralta and helps him on a case, which leads her to Brooklyn’s 99th Precinct and a fateful encounter with Gina Linetti and Capt. Raymond Holt. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston scramble to make subway fare, while trying to impress Det. Charles Boyle, and Cece faces off with her new mother-in-law. (Crossover with Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 4 episode 4) MORE -LESS

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Men of means!
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Once you get one, you're in their system.
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I need to take $4.50 out.
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They're not honoring me. They're shaking me down!
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Mm-hmm.
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It sucks that it was so cool to be a bully when we were young.
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I hate my brother!
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Schmidt?
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Schmaegalman's is his favorite deli. He loves their soup.
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because your wife won't get Schmaegalman's.
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If you get so much as a scratch on it, you'll never leave New York.
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We got this, man. Don't worry about it.
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- They're gathering. Gather round. - Yes, yes. Yes, indeed.
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- Got to do it! - Let's do it!
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- is now arriving - What is this? What is this?
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That's seventy... We got 72 cents.
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Oh, sorry. Um, I was just...
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- Too slow! Next! - Two pounds of whitefish.
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One large special soup now!
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That goes for you, too, Schmidt.
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I'm gonna tell them all what I really think of them.
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Stop! NYPD!
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Wait, did that actually happen? 'Cause there have been some...
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No, ma'am, listen, everything's gonna be fine.
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Ya-dee-da. Da-dee-da.
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Aw, the train! What terrible timing.
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Ladies and gentlemen, due to a signal problem at 51st Street
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unthinkable, unbelievable,
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- It's this freakin' city. - Huh?
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"In conclusion, you're ugly. I make money.
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- We're taking it to the top! - Do it, do it,
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- All right! Here we go! - Okay! Here we go! Here we go!
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We-Well, your car should be fixed by morning.
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I've just never had a good experience here.
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Oh, my God.
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♪ Who's that girl... ♪
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- Things happen for a reason... - Yes, and the reason
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Hey, do you want to do something very, super considerate?
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You're a mess, dude.
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Uh, look, you can't do this. I was wrong.
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You found your purpose. You met the love of your life.
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Well, he wanted us to make it.
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 04, 2016

When Schmidt and Cece and Winston and Aly invite Jess on their couples glamping trip, members of her singles-only group tag along. Meanwhile, Nick struggles with the next chapter of his New Orleans-set novel after Schmidt gives him "no notes".

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 27, 2016

Jess and Cece jump on the campaign trail and make a bet with a disbelieving Schmidt that they can recruit voters for the upcoming Presidential election. Meanwhile, Winston teaches Nick about modern phone sex.

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 20, 2016

Jess tries anything and everything to get her mind off of Nick, who returns from his summer in New Orleans sooner than anticipated. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece struggle in the search for their first home and Winston deals with having a long-distance relationship with Aly.