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Season 4  "Thanksgiving IV"  4x9

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 25, 2014

With winter coming and everyone still single, Schmidt initiates a "Bangs-giving"-themed Thanksgiving dinner party, to which everyone must bring someone compatible for someone else.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 1
- Maybe you should just go out with him and see what happens. - No. Dad would flip and Mom hates him,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
He watched "The Breakfast Club" and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
You don't remember. Biology - the frog?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
This roommate of mine in sophomore year - we absolutely hated him.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
This roommate of mine in sophomore year - we absolutely hated him.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
This roommate of mine in sophomore year - we absolutely hated him.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
He was, in addition to being a complete nincompoop, rather a chubby lad.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9
We wound up throwing him out the window every night for a month, and then he transferred.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10
Well, you're very welcome, Paris.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 11
It's the game, Rory. It's a memory - a college memory, and I intend on having as many college memories as possible.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12
Asher! Oh, look at you!
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13
- Well, he's my grandfather. - You're stealing my interview.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14
and managed to look remotely interested when Charlie babbled on pretentiously about nothing.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15
Sure, you gotta pay the bills.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
- I could've opened with that, couldn't I have? - Then you wouldn't be you.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Those men would get a clue, have some pride, grow a pair, and move on.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 18
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 19
- You're right, I apologize. So, how are you? - I'm fine, and you?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 20
- How did you do that? - Pulled a few strings, greased a few palms,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
- You find me repulsive. - No, I don't, and I wish I did.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
- That woman is working my last nerve. - So what?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
They can't light them up. The homeowners association has very strict rules about the amount of lights
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
- May I have some more roast, please, Grandma? - Of course you may.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26
- Lorelai. - Why does the question "Football?" get a "Lorelai"?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
You won't get bored?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28
- Or Donlon. - Donlon just had his colon removed.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29
Yeah, I know I hate football, but I couldn't get out of it. You could.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
Damn it. Emily, Cecil's the one who had his colon removed. I'm calling Donlon.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
- Did I put on underwear? - What?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
Yeah, chance ended when he dumped a chili-bean omelet on me the other day.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Two bacons, two sausages, one pancake... I would really like you to write this down.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 36
and you can see my house from here. I totally need the money, and instead I get to return a box of doughnuts once a day.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37
- We're going to the Harvard-Yale game. - You're going to the Harvard-Yale game?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 38
And I am here to tell you that it is hell watching you go through this, so I think for your own sake, you should fire Froggy.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39
he never brings you food that's hot or yours, he can't distinguish bagels from doughnuts,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
- Did you give Kirk a napkin out of your back pocket? - Yeah.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43
- Oh, my God. - Lorelai, Rory.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
- Oh, she can't go like that. - Crimson is Harvard's color.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
- I could just as easily have been the one dressed right. - You can wear my jacket.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
I'm sorry, Rory, we didn't mean to laugh at you. We love your Fig Newtons.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
There's much more to the big game day than the game, Lorelai.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
- The original Handsome Dan. - The very first Yale mascot.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
- And young woman. - We salute you, Dan.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
All right, give our boys the strength to do battle yet again for the honor of Yale,

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2 #2 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
He watched "The Breakfast Club" and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
You don't remember. Biology - the frog?
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
This roommate of mine in sophomore year - we absolutely hated him.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
This roommate of mine in sophomore year - we absolutely hated him.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
This roommate of mine in sophomore year - we absolutely hated him.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
He was, in addition to being a complete nincompoop, rather a chubby lad.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9
We wound up throwing him out the window every night for a month, and then he transferred.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10
Well, you're very welcome, Paris.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 11
It's the game, Rory. It's a memory - a college memory, and I intend on having as many college memories as possible.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12
Asher! Oh, look at you!
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13
- Well, he's my grandfather. - You're stealing my interview.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14
and managed to look remotely interested when Charlie babbled on pretentiously about nothing.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15
Sure, you gotta pay the bills.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
- I could've opened with that, couldn't I have? - Then you wouldn't be you.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Those men would get a clue, have some pride, grow a pair, and move on.
#17
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- You're right, I apologize. So, how are you? - I'm fine, and you?
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 20
- How did you do that? - Pulled a few strings, greased a few palms,
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
- You find me repulsive. - No, I don't, and I wish I did.
#21
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- That woman is working my last nerve. - So what?
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
They can't light them up. The homeowners association has very strict rules about the amount of lights
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
- May I have some more roast, please, Grandma? - Of course you may.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26
- Lorelai. - Why does the question "Football?" get a "Lorelai"?
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
You won't get bored?
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28
- Or Donlon. - Donlon just had his colon removed.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29
Yeah, I know I hate football, but I couldn't get out of it. You could.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
Damn it. Emily, Cecil's the one who had his colon removed. I'm calling Donlon.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
- Did I put on underwear? - What?
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
Yeah, chance ended when he dumped a chili-bean omelet on me the other day.
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Two bacons, two sausages, one pancake... I would really like you to write this down.
#33
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and you can see my house from here. I totally need the money, and instead I get to return a box of doughnuts once a day.
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37
- We're going to the Harvard-Yale game. - You're going to the Harvard-Yale game?
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 38
And I am here to tell you that it is hell watching you go through this, so I think for your own sake, you should fire Froggy.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39
he never brings you food that's hot or yours, he can't distinguish bagels from doughnuts,
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
- Did you give Kirk a napkin out of your back pocket? - Yeah.
#40
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- Oh, my God. - Lorelai, Rory.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
- Oh, she can't go like that. - Crimson is Harvard's color.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
- I could just as easily have been the one dressed right. - You can wear my jacket.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
I'm sorry, Rory, we didn't mean to laugh at you. We love your Fig Newtons.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
There's much more to the big game day than the game, Lorelai.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
- The original Handsome Dan. - The very first Yale mascot.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
- And young woman. - We salute you, Dan.
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
All right, give our boys the strength to do battle yet again for the honor of Yale,
#50