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Season 4  "Teachers"  4x8

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 18, 2014

Jess, Coach and Ryan attend a teachers' conference, led by education guru Brenda Brown. Back at the loft, Nick, Schmidt and Winston try to have a wild weekend while Jess is out of town.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 1
They were a big hit. Perfect for an executive's table. I got one for each of you.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 2
Please, let's discuss something other than New Jersey.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 3
These are just tryout articles to qualify.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 4
- You made it sing. - We're having all your articles laminated.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 5
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 6
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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 8
It's a time-honored tradition. All our forebears had to do it.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 9
- Must be a mistake. - No, it's really not here.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 10
Oh, the review? Which was yours, the quartet?
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 11
Well, you know, chamber-music recitals are very low-key, kind of yawny affairs.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 12
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 13
- The word yawn is insulting. - Yeah, but I was actually tired when I wrote it,
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 14
- Five to four. - Five minutes to my call with Dave. I should get home.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 15
How did he take the news that you found a replacement for him in the band?
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 16
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 17
- He sneezed. - Five days ago.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 18
There he is. Oh, widdle Davey, widdle Davey, peekaboo, peekaboo.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 19
Who? Michel?
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 20
- I thought today was my chance. - I brought pastries.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 21
to the point where it looks worse than ever and you can't imagine it ever looking good ever again.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 22
Yikes.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 23
Every second Davey's brain is hard-wiring for life.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 24
- It's okay. - All right, this thing is getting ready to dive-bomb.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 25
Davey, come on, man, hard-wire those adult thoughts and try to remember what we're talking...
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 26
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 27
Oh, I hate that. Whenever there's three of something, you always forget the third one. It's like a statistical thing.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 28
- You're crossing everything out. - Not everything.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 29
No, Rory, this is how it works. It's not personal. It's just not very good.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 30
- So I should try less hard? - Look, just write what you think.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 31
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 32
Yeah, I'm the happiest unpublished writer in the newspaper biz.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 33
- at the major news organizations. - You need chocolate.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 34
- Here we go. - Ah, I love these seats. They're so important.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 36
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 37
- Maybe she just has no friends in the ballet. - All ballet people do is ballet.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 38
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 39
- Thank you. Stan, get this to layout. - Yeah.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 40
- Okay. Thank you. - You're welcome.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 41
I'm going to make some tea.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 42
So, I looked up what Bruce said about baby talk and she was right.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 43
so I need an outlet. And you're my outwet - wittle Michel with the happy hair.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 44
- Well, I'll be. Look at you there. - It's nice to see you.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 45
- Very good. And you? - Very good, too.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 46
- Really? - I did, yes, because, well,
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 47
I just remembered, I just ate.
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 48
- that we've ever had ever, and it's all my mother's fault. - Your mother? Why?
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 49
- The jug. The big jug. The monumental jug. - What jug?
 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 50
I'm guessing it means she's reserving a hall and ordering that "Stations of the Cross" ice sculpture.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 2
Please, let's discuss something other than New Jersey.
#2 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 3
These are just tryout articles to qualify.
#3 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 4
- You made it sing. - We're having all your articles laminated.
#4 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 5 #5 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 6 #6 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 7 #7 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 8
It's a time-honored tradition. All our forebears had to do it.
#8 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 9
- Must be a mistake. - No, it's really not here.
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 10
Oh, the review? Which was yours, the quartet?
#10 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 11
Well, you know, chamber-music recitals are very low-key, kind of yawny affairs.
#11 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 12 #12 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 13
- The word yawn is insulting. - Yeah, but I was actually tired when I wrote it,
#13 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 14
- Five to four. - Five minutes to my call with Dave. I should get home.
#14 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 15
How did he take the news that you found a replacement for him in the band?
#15 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 16 #16 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 17
- He sneezed. - Five days ago.
#17 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 18
There he is. Oh, widdle Davey, widdle Davey, peekaboo, peekaboo.
#18 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 19
Who? Michel?
#19 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 20
- I thought today was my chance. - I brought pastries.
#20 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 21
to the point where it looks worse than ever and you can't imagine it ever looking good ever again.
#21 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 22
Yikes.
#22 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 23
Every second Davey's brain is hard-wiring for life.
#23 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 24
- It's okay. - All right, this thing is getting ready to dive-bomb.
#24 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 25
Davey, come on, man, hard-wire those adult thoughts and try to remember what we're talking...
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 26 #26 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 27
Oh, I hate that. Whenever there's three of something, you always forget the third one. It's like a statistical thing.
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 28
- You're crossing everything out. - Not everything.
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 29
No, Rory, this is how it works. It's not personal. It's just not very good.
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 30
- So I should try less hard? - Look, just write what you think.
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 31 #31 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 32
Yeah, I'm the happiest unpublished writer in the newspaper biz.
#32 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 33
- at the major news organizations. - You need chocolate.
#33 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 34
- Here we go. - Ah, I love these seats. They're so important.
#34 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 35 #35 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 36 #36 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 37
- Maybe she just has no friends in the ballet. - All ballet people do is ballet.
#37 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 38 #38 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 39
- Thank you. Stan, get this to layout. - Yeah.
#39 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 40
- Okay. Thank you. - You're welcome.
#40 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 41
I'm going to make some tea.
#41 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 42
So, I looked up what Bruce said about baby talk and she was right.
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 43
so I need an outlet. And you're my outwet - wittle Michel with the happy hair.
#43 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 44
- Well, I'll be. Look at you there. - It's nice to see you.
#44 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 45
- Very good. And you? - Very good, too.
#45 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 46
- Really? - I did, yes, because, well,
#46 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 47
I just remembered, I just ate.
#47 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 48
- that we've ever had ever, and it's all my mother's fault. - Your mother? Why?
#48 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 49
- The jug. The big jug. The monumental jug. - What jug?
#49 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 50
I'm guessing it means she's reserving a hall and ordering that "Stations of the Cross" ice sculpture.
#50