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Season 4  "Goldmine"  4x7

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 11, 2014

Nick pretends to be gay to make his status as Jess' "ex" less of an issue to her new beau. To Coach's annoyance, Winston works his "Long Game" on their attractive neighbors, Michelle and Viv. Meanwhile, Schmidt panics when Cece considers having a breast reduction.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 1
So Beau's missing way more work than he thought he would, and he's letting me know it.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 2
I get time and a half on Saturdays.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 3
We're skipping the hospital and having the baby here.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 4
you guys have done a lot of research on this, right?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 5
zero chance of bringing home the wrong baby.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 6
Extra buckets - I gotta put it on the list.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 7
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 8
It was the same one that boy who couldn't hold it had to use in that after-school special.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 9
Get this. I just found the most amazing guitarist - a phenom.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 10
Oh, Mrs. Van-uppity? Well, maybe you're just her type.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 11
a show which presents onstage recreations of famous works of art,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 12
The town of Woodbury was supposed to host it this year,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 13
- Your beard is so sexy. - How much time do we have?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 14
that we'd take it over successfully. It's a challenge, people, but doable.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 15
- Hey, it's your future wife. - Shut up.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 16
Miss Patty, you will be stage-managing.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 17
Hey, you're gonna be the girl in that Renoir painting again, right?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 18
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 19
No, mine was. And please don't point out the irony of my paying a lawyer to work for me.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 20
I just thought of the perfect painting for Luke to be in. "Cranky Guy in Baseball Cap."
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 21
- What are they doing? - Well, I bet she's coming to...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 22
- Just what I thought. - This is a violation of my civil rights.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 23
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 24
Yes, that's what that means.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 25
- Watch the elbows, Kirk. - I just need to see the list.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 26
- James, son of Alpheus, give me five. - All right.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 27
We think Rory would be perfect for it. It's called "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea."
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 28
I played her seven years ago and received the proper accolades. This is a mistake.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 29
You are. Your look is perfect.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 30
- I did not flinch! - You almost knocked Terrence over.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 31
So, you'll ask Rory about the painting?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 32
- You seem calm. - Well, on the outside.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 33
Okay, now, don't take it out on poor Carol. It's not like she lobbied for it.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 34
on Taylor's head and he suddenly likes me again. Oh, a brick.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 35
Bada-bing all over his nice ivy-league suit.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 36
I don't know about you, but I'm completely jazzed about this.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 37
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 38
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 39
- And the Renoir girl dress still fits you? - Like a glove.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 40
- Still haven't met them all. I'm Christ. - It's gonna be a lot of fun, huh?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 41
Oh, okay. Maybe some other time.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 42
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 43
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 44
- Definitely. - It's got a feel that...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 45
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 46
He was alive before man walked on the moon.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 47
- He was our age when we were born. - He thinks we're great
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 48
- Good. - Fine, we'll keep going,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 49
Kids, man. In one ear and out the other.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 50
Fine. Bruce just suggested a little afternoon rest.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 2
I get time and a half on Saturdays.
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 3
We're skipping the hospital and having the baby here.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 4
you guys have done a lot of research on this, right?
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 5
zero chance of bringing home the wrong baby.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 6
Extra buckets - I gotta put it on the list.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 7 #7 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 8
It was the same one that boy who couldn't hold it had to use in that after-school special.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 9
Get this. I just found the most amazing guitarist - a phenom.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 10
Oh, Mrs. Van-uppity? Well, maybe you're just her type.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 11
a show which presents onstage recreations of famous works of art,
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 12
The town of Woodbury was supposed to host it this year,
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 13
- Your beard is so sexy. - How much time do we have?
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 14
that we'd take it over successfully. It's a challenge, people, but doable.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 15
- Hey, it's your future wife. - Shut up.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 16
Miss Patty, you will be stage-managing.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 17
Hey, you're gonna be the girl in that Renoir painting again, right?
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 18 #18 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 19
No, mine was. And please don't point out the irony of my paying a lawyer to work for me.
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 20
I just thought of the perfect painting for Luke to be in. "Cranky Guy in Baseball Cap."
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 21
- What are they doing? - Well, I bet she's coming to...
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 22
- Just what I thought. - This is a violation of my civil rights.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 23 #23 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 24
Yes, that's what that means.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 25
- Watch the elbows, Kirk. - I just need to see the list.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 26
- James, son of Alpheus, give me five. - All right.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 27
We think Rory would be perfect for it. It's called "Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea."
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 28
I played her seven years ago and received the proper accolades. This is a mistake.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 29
You are. Your look is perfect.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 30
- I did not flinch! - You almost knocked Terrence over.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 31
So, you'll ask Rory about the painting?
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 32
- You seem calm. - Well, on the outside.
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 33
Okay, now, don't take it out on poor Carol. It's not like she lobbied for it.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 34
on Taylor's head and he suddenly likes me again. Oh, a brick.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 35
Bada-bing all over his nice ivy-league suit.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 36
I don't know about you, but I'm completely jazzed about this.
#36
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- And the Renoir girl dress still fits you? - Like a glove.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 40
- Still haven't met them all. I'm Christ. - It's gonna be a lot of fun, huh?
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 41
Oh, okay. Maybe some other time.
#41
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- Definitely. - It's got a feel that...
#44
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He was alive before man walked on the moon.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 47
- He was our age when we were born. - He thinks we're great
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 48
- Good. - Fine, we'll keep going,
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 49
Kids, man. In one ear and out the other.
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 50
Fine. Bruce just suggested a little afternoon rest.
#50