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Season 4  "Landline"  4x5

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 14, 2014

When Coach's liaison with the school nurse gets messy, vice principal Jess must enforce a new, "no fraternization" policy among the teachers. But the tables soon get turned when she finds herself attracted to the hot new science teacher. Meanwhile, Nick is enjoying being Schmidt and Winston's secretary, after the loft gets a new home phone.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 1
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
Never mind that some of us were up finishing a chem lab 'til 2:30 in the morning!
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
Don't let your enemy sleep. Push him 'til he cracks.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
I always take enough for ten. I blame my brother.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
I mean, it's not like an official club or anything. There's no hats.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
- I'm sorry I haven't gotten it back to you yet. - Oh, it's okay.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
I just hid. But then when I saw you show up this morning like that,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
Good. See ya, Rory.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
- What was that? - I was taking it outside.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
and prescreened three other designers for you. Here are their names.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
Normally, yes, that's true. However, every six months I give myself a crazy day
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
though I know it was taught to you as a child,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
It's obvious Hemingway is just using Jake's impotence to indict a society
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 19
Please. That grossly ignores the social context.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 20
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 21
I can't this Saturday, but if it's good, maybe another time, okay?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
for even two minutes after it stops, some incredibly impatient person will come
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
Well, that's just wrong. I think you should quit school in protest.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
Between Seventh Day Adventist college and my mom's new fascination
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
Wait, have some pizza and tell Mama all about your day.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
- Wow, she went for the crafts. - This war is getting totally out of hand.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
and he takes my side in the debates, and he's decent to look at.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30
- It could go to dinner, maybe a movie. - Mom...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
- You had me with dad - relationship. - Yes, but...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
Wait. Was that it?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
- That's anaglypta wallpaper. - What are you doing?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
I love horses. I've always loved horses ever since I was a little girl,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37
About the same square footage as that box they threw McCain in.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
You know what else I like to do besides talk about a really good book?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
Like right now, for example, starving, really.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
Well, that fact has been pretty well established.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
Oh, I can't believe you finally picked a name. It makes it real.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
- Colgate? - His great-grandmother's name.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44
and then he would know we were gonna have a boy,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
Is that okay? Because I know it's a little more expensive.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
Yes, because she did her second-floor remodel like a year ago.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 47
my being, my ability to be this sparkling creature standing here before you --
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 48
- Purple, purple, purple. - They were horrible.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 49
Hey, Luke. What's going on?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 50
but it's going to be $4,000. Vicki from Vicki's Horse Supply called.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
Never mind that some of us were up finishing a chem lab 'til 2:30 in the morning!
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
Don't let your enemy sleep. Push him 'til he cracks.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4 #4 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5 #5 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
I always take enough for ten. I blame my brother.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
I mean, it's not like an official club or anything. There's no hats.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
- I'm sorry I haven't gotten it back to you yet. - Oh, it's okay.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
I just hid. But then when I saw you show up this morning like that,
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
Good. See ya, Rory.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11 #11 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
- What was that? - I was taking it outside.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
and prescreened three other designers for you. Here are their names.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
Normally, yes, that's true. However, every six months I give myself a crazy day
#14
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though I know it was taught to you as a child,
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17 #17 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
It's obvious Hemingway is just using Jake's impotence to indict a society
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 19
Please. That grossly ignores the social context.
#19
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I can't this Saturday, but if it's good, maybe another time, okay?
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
for even two minutes after it stops, some incredibly impatient person will come
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
Well, that's just wrong. I think you should quit school in protest.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
Between Seventh Day Adventist college and my mom's new fascination
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
Wait, have some pizza and tell Mama all about your day.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
- Wow, she went for the crafts. - This war is getting totally out of hand.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27 #27 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28 #28 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
and he takes my side in the debates, and he's decent to look at.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30
- It could go to dinner, maybe a movie. - Mom...
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
- You had me with dad - relationship. - Yes, but...
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
Wait. Was that it?
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
- That's anaglypta wallpaper. - What are you doing?
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
I love horses. I've always loved horses ever since I was a little girl,
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35 #35 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36 #36 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37
About the same square footage as that box they threw McCain in.
#37
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You know what else I like to do besides talk about a really good book?
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
Like right now, for example, starving, really.
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
Well, that fact has been pretty well established.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
Oh, I can't believe you finally picked a name. It makes it real.
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
- Colgate? - His great-grandmother's name.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44
and then he would know we were gonna have a boy,
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
Is that okay? Because I know it's a little more expensive.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
Yes, because she did her second-floor remodel like a year ago.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 47
my being, my ability to be this sparkling creature standing here before you --
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 48
- Purple, purple, purple. - They were horrible.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 49
Hey, Luke. What's going on?
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 50
but it's going to be $4,000. Vicki from Vicki's Horse Supply called.
#50