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Season 4  "Micro"  4x4

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 07, 2014

To prove that girls aren't shallow, Jess goes out on a date with a guy whose shortcomings fall way below the belt. Meanwhile, Winston and Cece pit Schmidt and Coach against each other, while convincing them they could be male models.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 1
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- I was gonna leave you out of it, but now... - Okay, you can stand up.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 6
and hear a contractor laugh at me every time I say,
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- Oh, what about next to the cake? - Yes, next to the cake.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 11
What?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 12
I'm sorry, I meant to tell you. I just didn't know you were coming home this weekend.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 13
The resemblance is uncanny.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 14
We have come too far to let the band fall apart just because Dave...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 15
Do you think a sound is so easy to find? Did you ever see that Glenn Miller movie?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 16
Mick Jagger went to the London School of Economics.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 17
Lane, she's your friend.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 18
Okay, well, I'll see you tomorrow.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 19
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 20
Yeah, I ran out of clean clothes and quarters, so...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 21
So, I see you've taken over the town.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 22
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- No, I know you didn't know. - I didn't want you to think...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 24
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 25
It's supposed to be... operatic.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 26
- What about now? - No, nothing.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 27
I swear, they told me it would be self-explanatory.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 28
And Jimmy said he would install it for me because I do not have those skills yet.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 29
and the neighbors are going, like, "Is that a fan? Did I leave the water running?"
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 30
- Yes, I do. - That is perfect.
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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 32
Oh, come on. Why would he think that?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 33
Right. He's the best concierge in the world.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 34
Picture life without him.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 35
That must be one tired supermodel.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 36
- Us? - Yes.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 37
You have reservations at Tamtam at 7:00.
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- Oh, yes. Is that still happening? - It is still happening.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 40
the one where you told me that you called Lorelai and she didn't call back.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 41
- well, we're sorry. - I'm not.
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Especially when, for example, you're in the bathroom,
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Not much squirming, no backing away, but there was a little bit of darty-eye.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 46
- It seems weird that we go. - Then we don't go.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 47
- Going where? - Dean's wedding. Fate's making us.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 48
Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis, and the Kennedys did not kill Marilyn.
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- I know. - I just want him to be happy.
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Oh, there was something marked urgent in there,

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- I was gonna leave you out of it, but now... - Okay, you can stand up.
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and hear a contractor laugh at me every time I say,
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- Oh, what about next to the cake? - Yes, next to the cake.
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What?
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I'm sorry, I meant to tell you. I just didn't know you were coming home this weekend.
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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 13
The resemblance is uncanny.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 14
We have come too far to let the band fall apart just because Dave...
#14
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Do you think a sound is so easy to find? Did you ever see that Glenn Miller movie?
#15
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Mick Jagger went to the London School of Economics.
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Lane, she's your friend.
#17
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Okay, well, I'll see you tomorrow.
#18
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Yeah, I ran out of clean clothes and quarters, so...
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So, I see you've taken over the town.
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- No, I know you didn't know. - I didn't want you to think...
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It's supposed to be... operatic.
#25
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- What about now? - No, nothing.
#26
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I swear, they told me it would be self-explanatory.
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And Jimmy said he would install it for me because I do not have those skills yet.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 29
and the neighbors are going, like, "Is that a fan? Did I leave the water running?"
#29
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- Yes, I do. - That is perfect.
#30
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Oh, come on. Why would he think that?
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Right. He's the best concierge in the world.
#33
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Picture life without him.
#34
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That must be one tired supermodel.
#35
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- Us? - Yes.
#36
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You have reservations at Tamtam at 7:00.
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- Oh, yes. Is that still happening? - It is still happening.
#39
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the one where you told me that you called Lorelai and she didn't call back.
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 41
- well, we're sorry. - I'm not.
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Especially when, for example, you're in the bathroom,
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Not much squirming, no backing away, but there was a little bit of darty-eye.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 46
- It seems weird that we go. - Then we don't go.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 47
- Going where? - Dean's wedding. Fate's making us.
#47
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Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis, and the Kennedys did not kill Marilyn.
#48
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- I know. - I just want him to be happy.
#49
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Oh, there was something marked urgent in there,
#50