S4 E2
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Season 4  "Dice"  4x2

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 23, 2014

Schmidt tutors Jess in the not-so-fine-art of dating via mobile apps. Meanwhile, Winston is desperate to make a good impression on his fellow police cadets, which backfires when Nick, Coach and Cece show up at a party thrown by fellow officers.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 2
Schmidt, will you at least just talk to me, please?
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so we had to go back to his apartment.
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and I have no reason not to believe them.
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Ah! What the hell?
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Now, over the next 1,000 minutes,
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Hubba hubba, mama in trubba.
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- Wrong. - Is that our Taboo buzzer?
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Ooh, I got a Dice match.
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but that's not to the bottom.
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to hang out with some of the other guys,
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Know-know what? We're gonna go.
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If we didn't go, then they would know.
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I wish... I wish I could dive for rings."
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Maybe. So, then,
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- "...van." - Okay, moving on.
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Okay, first test. Now, I'm gonna say something,
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Virgin. And somehow also a pervert.
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- Hi. - Hey.
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straight to Broadway. You got to workshop it first...
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Okay. What do you do?
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was the realization
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Just, just say as little as you need to, okay?
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Uh, let's keep it simple.
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So just stay by my side
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- What? - Whatever the hell that means.
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Actually, dude, I feel really good.
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And now I'm a model and a bartender.
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"I hope this is Charlotte's Web
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Where are my dogs?
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Hurt their feel...
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are the fat kids in the cafeteria,
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- Say it again. - I'm the pie.
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I have an acquaintance who's in jeopardy.
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I would love for you to share...
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Oh, no, Coach!
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It's a big moment.
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Yeah, I used to work there summers in high school.
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You asked me here because
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Guess you just make a snap decision,
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How do you open it?
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A raw bar. This place is doing too much.
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It's like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist.
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She's a bartender. Why would she get paid for it?
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