S3 E9
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Season 3  "Longest Night Ever"  3x9

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 19, 2013

Jess is tasked with keeping a frantic Schmidt occupied inside the loft, as Coach and Cece go out on a first date. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston meet a frisky bus driver as they search for a missing Furguson.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
Cheryl – you’re slicing not dicing, I can hear it in the chop.
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Bob has two seconds to get the hollandaise off the flame before I break his neck!
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You see?
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Drop, drop the, drop the tops,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
- Lorelai. - Oh, Mom!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Phone’s out of order?
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and then you’d make garbling noises and hang up.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
I’m a silent sufferer.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
But I want you and Rory at Thanksgiving this year.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
so it’s the last chance for the family to be together for the rest of the year.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Keep up on your reading please.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
every single thing she said sounded dirty.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
I called shelters to volunteer to serve food.
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I get something out of it and these other people don’t get a thing.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Okay, all you’re doing is making me more nervous.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
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I’m sorry, can I speak to your supervisor?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Lane’s house, Sookie’s, and we always stop by Luke’s...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
Hey Kirk. Discover a new freaky fetish?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
A lady had a bunch of them at the grocery store
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
Although when my mom calls for Kirk, that may be confusing.
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- Thank you, Luke. - I gotta get back to stuffing my turkey.
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It was beyond our control.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
He’s the Grinch and we’re Cindy Lou Who.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
That was my mom, and the time’s just gonna work out just fine.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
That was very nice.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
No, no. Get inspired and tomorrow I guarantee you,
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What’s with the relocation before the kiss?
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- He's a big boy Rory. - I know.
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that way no one will know who we are.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
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Oh, well, Kirk and I are going through a little adjustment period, that’s all.
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before I enter any room that he’s in.
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He doesn’t like that. Or she doesn’t.
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I think they’ll add a festive air.
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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
Oh, I don’t know, let the kids share it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Who’s that playing guitar? He looks familiar.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
- Oh, intrigue. - Who is it?
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and pretended to find it with my mom next to me.
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Ten percent off for cousins, twenty percent off for nephews and nieces.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Bob has two seconds to get the hollandaise off the flame before I break his neck!
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
You see?
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
Drop, drop the, drop the tops,
#4
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- Lorelai. - Oh, Mom!
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Phone’s out of order?
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
and then you’d make garbling noises and hang up.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
I’m a silent sufferer.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
But I want you and Rory at Thanksgiving this year.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
so it’s the last chance for the family to be together for the rest of the year.
#10
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Keep up on your reading please.
#12
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every single thing she said sounded dirty.
#13
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I called shelters to volunteer to serve food.
#15
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I get something out of it and these other people don’t get a thing.
#16
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Okay, all you’re doing is making me more nervous.
#17
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I’m sorry, can I speak to your supervisor?
#19
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Lane’s house, Sookie’s, and we always stop by Luke’s...
#20
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Hey Kirk. Discover a new freaky fetish?
#21
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A lady had a bunch of them at the grocery store
#22
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Although when my mom calls for Kirk, that may be confusing.
#23
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- Thank you, Luke. - I gotta get back to stuffing my turkey.
#25
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It was beyond our control.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
He’s the Grinch and we’re Cindy Lou Who.
#27
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That was my mom, and the time’s just gonna work out just fine.
#28
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That was very nice.
#29
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No, no. Get inspired and tomorrow I guarantee you,
#30
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What’s with the relocation before the kiss?
#33
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- He's a big boy Rory. - I know.
#34
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that way no one will know who we are.
#35
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Oh, well, Kirk and I are going through a little adjustment period, that’s all.
#37
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before I enter any room that he’s in.
#38
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He doesn’t like that. Or she doesn’t.
#39
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I think they’ll add a festive air.
#44
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Oh, I don’t know, let the kids share it.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Who’s that playing guitar? He looks familiar.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
- Oh, intrigue. - Who is it?
#48
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and pretended to find it with my mom next to me.
#49
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Ten percent off for cousins, twenty percent off for nephews and nieces.
#50